South American Summary:
What a trip down here. Headed back home for Easter with some pit stops in Vegas and Nashvegas. I'll say this, I'm looking forward to getting back to English speaking countries, the Spanish is tiring on the brain. Spent my last night here with one of my Argentinian girls.
I've included some pics as well so y'all can see what SA has to offer in terms of scenery.
http://m.imgur.com/a/YeCaI
Nicaragua
Days: 12
Lays (locals): 7(2)
Quality/ease: 2/4
Cost: 2
Costa Rica:
Only one day here and I hung out with friends. But from previous trips, quality/ease 2.5/4.
Cost 3.5
Colombia
Days: 30
Lays (locals): 9(3)
Quality/ease: 4.5/4
Cost: 3
Peru
Days: 7
Lays (locals): 5(1)
Quality/ease: 2/5
Cost: 3
Paraguay
Was here with a girl, but the quality in Encarnación was solid.
Cost: 3
Brazil
Days: 14
Lays (locals): 9(3) left a lot on the table, another week or two and the locals would have probably tripled
Quality/ease: 4/4.5
Cost: 3.5
Argentina
Days: 40
Lays (locals): 8(2+1 continuation from Peru)
Quality/ease: 5/2
Cost: 4.5
Uruguay
Days: 2
Lays (locals): 0
Quality/ease: 3.5/3.5
Cost: 4.5
Chile
Days: 4
Lays (locals): 0, but some good hiking
Quality/ease: 2/4.5
Cost: 5
Books read, just in case anyone cares:
A Dead Bat in Paraguay
A long walk to freedom- Nelson Mandela
Killing Reagan
Killing Kennedy
Killing Lincoln
Naughty Nomad
Around the world in 80 girls (less than 80 in 3 years, including Asia? Weak shit bro
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Open- Andre Agassi
How to Survive Living Abroad
1984- George Orwell
Random Tips:
If a SA girl answers "Do you speak English" with yes, then smiles and asks where you are from, you are in. Also, it helps to share a first name with famous pop stars, but you can't really control that.
The "solo abrazo" (just cuddle) line worked well for me multiple times when facing resistance to going into bed.
Vinny mentioned living in the non-touristy places on his blog. I definitely didn't do that and I think it probably cost me some local lays. Also do to my work hours this side of the world, I couldn't day game much. Looking forward to Europe when my hours will be 5-8pm
Superlatives:
Most fun city: Rio de Janeiro
Easiest city to get laid: 1. Cusco 2. San Juan del Sur
Craziest Night Life, best food, and most attractive: Buenos Aires
Best Surprise: San Juan del Sur
New Flags Acquired- Argentina, Nicaragua, Ecuador, Colombia, Chile, Perú
Funniest story: Three way tie between Simba, the FaceTime lesbian, and the swaparoo in Nicaragua
New IG followers: 3,400, making progress