Gold watches (and most watches with a metal bracelet, really.) Pretty much makes me think of this:
That whole stupid look every clueless teenager who wants to be cool is wearing now, a hideous pastiche of Justin Bieber and Kanye West, with knee-length giant tee shirts/sweaters, long chains and other dumb jewelry, skin-tight sweatpants, and Yeezys/similar shoes, usually paired with the Hitler Youth haircut:
Most types of shorts, especially khaki or cargo shorts.
Most khaki pants (screams "I'm an office drone wage slave")
Oakley sunglasses. There's nothing the hell wrong with aviators when they're sized correctly and worn with the right type of outfits, but Oakley screams "I wish it was still 2000 and I could get away with pretending I'm in LFO!"
Bootcut jeans or baggy jeans. A more relaxed fit should look similar to a classic Levis 501, and a proper slim fit should be similar to an APC New Standard or New Cure, with at least 0.5" of room throughout the leg, and not skintight anywhere.