[porscheguy]

I've got a really big fucking head. My Ray Ban aviators are about the only sunglasses I own that are big enough to fit.

[CaP7]

Neon anything.

[Vroom]

I've been wearing aviators for years, but am reconsidering now that more and more girls are wearing them.

[BCien]

Jordans

[trenbrah]

A suit from Suits. Can not get dem broads mirin hard in one of his. No style.

[LeightonBlackstock]

Non-Skinny ties
Black shoes to work
Baggy jeans
T-shirts
Short-sleeved shirts (as opposed to a rolled up longsleeve shirt)
Traditional baggy suit pants
Blue jeans

[soup]

I'm sick of the skinny tie look. This is way overplayed nowadays.

[DJ-Matt]

I wore cargo before they were cool and I will keep wearing them. I hate sitting on my wallet. I also have a Jansport velcro pouch for my dumbphone that clips on to a belt loop that I really like.

[MidWest]

This is how I dressed in my teens.



And like this:






Never Again!

[General Mayhem]

Bright colors. I hate wearing bright colors. I also hate polo shirts.

[CaliforniaSupreme]

Cardigans are dope and can look classy if done right.
Another no-no is sports jerseys when your team isn't playing.

[TheStraightWhiteMale]

Any graphic t-shirt that is designed to cash in on "geekiness" is a big no-no. Binary code, Star Wars designs, video game imagery, etc... These subcultures have been picked clean by the fashion vultures, and any cachet they once had is nil. They also make a man look like a perpetual adolescent.

[Roosh]

Anything plaid. Too played out.

[Suits]

I refuse to leave that house wearing any of the following:

A visible t-shirt.
Pants that don't fit properly.
Overalls.
Any visible logos.
Anything with an "image" on it.
A dress shirt that doesn't fit properly.
A visible undershirt.
A Halloween mask.


I never wear:

Men's underwear.
Women's underwear.
A digital watch with a plastic wrist band.
Crocks.
Any sort of mesh (other than for reasons of functionality).
Earrings.
Any facial piercings.

[CaliforniaSupreme]

Manly as fuck.

[Sombro]

Pink anything.

[Wahawahwah]

Condoms.
Fat ties.
Small wristwatches.
Large wristwatches.
Pink.

[CaliforniaSupreme]

Pink is fucking pimp lol I've worn a pink blazer before and it pulled more than any other color. Contrary to popular belief, it's not the clothes that make the man, but the guy in them lol.

[Sombro]

Certain colors work on certain guys -- I stick to navy, gray, black. Best results from women with these colors.

ymmv

[Quintus Curtius]

Things I'll never wear? Oh, let's see.

1. Greek fisherman's cap. You should only wear this if you (1) are Greek and (2) are a fisherman.

2. Codpiece. You should only be wearing this if (1) are a Habsburg nobleman and (2) live in the 16th century.

3. Any article of clothing with the word "sex" on it.

4. Any article of clothing with a swear word on it.

5. Anything found in a golf pro shop.

6. Acid washed jeans.

7. Anything made by Navajo peddlers in the southwest.

[OMYG]

Things I will never wear:
1. Snapbacks depicting some sports team or any type of snapback.
2. Any Obey, Diamond Supply clothe.
3. Jordans, Nikes any high top sneakers.
4. Varsity sweater/jackets.
5. Hollister
6. Any t-shirst with words or drawings accross them (except for band shirts)

[Yatagan]

(03-05-2014 03:29 AM)LeightonBlackstock Wrote:  

Non-Skinny ties
Black shoes to work
Baggy jeans
T-shirts
Short-sleeved shirts (as opposed to a rolled up longsleeve shirt)
Traditional baggy suit pants
Blue jeans

Nice to see that I'm not the only one, I haven't worn any in YEARS.

[Off The Reservation]

Polo style shirts

[Kona]

Jorts.



If you're wearing jorts your life is going nowhere.

Aloha!

[Rush87]