[brick tamland]

(09-08-2016 12:42 PM)Thersites Wrote:  

More like congestive heart failure, will get to her first. Human heart is adaptive to work in certain parameters, her increase weight puts more work on heart to pump blood to all that fat. Then she get her stroke when her heart becomes to weak to pump blood to degree that blood starts to clot and form emboli that will hopeful kill her.

"...will hopeful kill her"

LOL

[El Padrone]

WNB, WNC, WNW, WSHBH, FMMAEHS

Would not bang, would not contact, would not watch, would slap her bf hard, for my mental and emotional health's sake.

[debeguiled]

I wonder how fat you have to get before you can see it in people's faces that they are wondering how you wipe your ass.

[realologist]

(09-08-2016 01:19 PM)ElFlaco Wrote:  

(09-08-2016 10:14 AM)Cattle Rustler Wrote:  

She calls herself a model, yet she can't really move. What the fuck is she supposed to model then? Weight scales?!!

By "model" she apparently means that she earns her living by taking photos of herself requested by online chubby chasers.

It's obviously a fetish for her and her boyfriend as well, but this is also the logical conclusion of "it's my body, my life, I'll do what I want with it". It reminds me of bug chasers (getting HIV on purpose), deaf parents who try for a deaf kid (aborting fetuses without deafness gene), elective amputations (feel like they shouldn't have legs), sex-reassignment surgery (transgender). None of this should be celebrated or supported in any way, but isn't what she's doing on a continuum with someone who pursues a dangerous career or hobby? In the video they said "at least she'd die doing what she loved," which is exactly what you hear about extreme mountaineering.

UPDATE: In the video she explains her attraction to becoming immobile: she'll have to waited on hand and foot by her boyfriend, just like a queen. (Obesity was once an indicator of wealth, she notes.) She's looking for proof that she's valued.

I don't think they can be chubby chasers if she can't move. We need a new term.

Obese Operator

Behemoth Banger

Hose Beast Humper

[debeguiled]

Crane Operator.

[aSimpNamedBrokeback]

I bet the strongest muscle in her body is the one that shoves out all those unused calories.

[Dusty]

It's good to have goals.

[eatthishomie]

Someone like this would have been thrown in a sanitarium 100 years ago.

Now she gets a platform and 15 minutes of fame, and she even finds a boyfriend who is just as fucked up as she is.

Fuck this gay earth.

[philosophical_recovery]

They interviewed some of her tourists:

[ivansirko]

The ultimate accomplishment: Being lifted by a mechanical device. Her parents must be proud.

[Leonard D Neubache]

Her having a boyfriend isn't a matter of the dating market being fucked up by betas and omegas.

There is a fetish market out there populated by what are called feeders and gainers.

http://fantasyfeeder.com/home

Abandon hope, all ye who enter!

[Suits]

I'll rep any forum member who bangs her.

[Drix]

(09-08-2016 10:14 PM)Suits Wrote:  

I'll rep any forum member who bangs her.

I could offer myself for the point, but I am not into BBW.

[Sidney Crosby]

(09-08-2016 10:14 PM)Suits Wrote:  

I'll rep any forum member who bangs her.

You'd have to roll her in flour to find a wet spot

[Jaydublin]

She better up the calorie intake or she isn't going to make it. I would like to be her personal trainer on her quest to 1,000 pounds.

[Suits]

(09-09-2016 12:52 AM)Sidney Crosby Wrote:  

(09-08-2016 10:14 PM)Suits Wrote:  

I'll rep any forum member who bangs her.

You'd have to roll her in flour to find a wet spot

[Kona]

If I weighed 700 pounds I'd say fuck it and go for the thousand mark too.

Even if I went on a diet and lost three hundred pounds, I still weigh 400. What's the point, you're still fucked. I say you go girl to this one.



That's her.

Can you imagine how nasty that couch has to be? That things covered with her various drippings. The green blanket is only temporary for the photoshoot.

Aloha!

[EDantes]

(09-09-2016 01:14 AM)Kona Wrote:  

If I weighed 700 pounds I'd say fuck it and go for the thousand mark too.

Even if I went on a diet and lost three hundred pounds, I still weigh 400. What's the point, you're still fucked. I say you go girl to this one.



That's her.

Can you imagine how nasty that couch has to be? That things covered with her various drippings. The green blanket is only temporary for the photoshoot.

Aloha!

She has a great career in Sumo awaiting her.

[Suits]

(09-09-2016 01:18 AM)EDantes Wrote:  

She has a great career in Sumo awaiting her.

That's both a lie and an insult to Sumo wrestlers.

[Penta Sahi]

She could be a hockey goalie. Just literally sit in front of the net and block the whole thing. Neither pucks nor men nor beasts nor machines can get by. She would need no artificial padding, for her natural padding is sufficient (maybe a goalie mask is needed).

[Matsufubu]

Nah, goalie in ice hockey more like. Literally impossible to score against her. Just wondering, seriously: is there a rule against this?

[Leonard D Neubache]

(09-09-2016 02:26 AM)Penta Sahi Wrote:  

She could be a hockey goalie. Just literally sit in front of the net and block the whole thing. Neither pucks nor men nor beasts nor machines can get by. She would need no artificial padding, for her natural padding is sufficient (maybe a goalie mask is needed).

Full padding and mask. Anything less is not fair on the puck that would invariably be forced to make contact with her.

Furthermore the mask would prevent her from eating said puck.

[Suits]

(09-09-2016 02:26 AM)Penta Sahi Wrote:  

She could be a hockey goalie. Just literally sit in front of the net and block the whole thing. Neither pucks nor men nor beasts nor machines can get by. She would need no artificial padding, for her natural padding is sufficient (maybe a goalie mask is needed).

Seriously, why hasn't anyone tried this?

All you need is a real life Jabba the Hutt and a team would be virtually invincible. They could score one goal on their opponents and then spend the rest of the 90 minutes high-fiving each other because it wouldn't matter.

There's no rule that says your goalie can't be pushed from the bench to the net and it would give the backups something to do twice per game.

Of course, Jabba would have to use the Zamboni exit, as there's no way he/she is going to be able to use the tiny doors used to access the team bench.

In hockey, penalties aren't even taken the by the goalie. Someone else sits in for him, so we don't need to worry about the fatty being unable to access the penalty box.

This is the future of at least one professional sport.

Unfortunately, the nets are much larger for soccer, so I guess soccer pros will just have to keep pretending to be injured if they want to win.

[Leonard D Neubache]

(09-09-2016 04:43 AM)Suits Wrote:  

(09-09-2016 02:26 AM)Penta Sahi Wrote:  

She could be a hockey goalie. Just literally sit in front of the net and block the whole thing. Neither pucks nor men nor beasts nor machines can get by. She would need no artificial padding, for her natural padding is sufficient (maybe a goalie mask is needed).

Seriously, why hasn't anyone tried this?
...

QnA

http://www.theatlantic.com/daily-dish/ar...td/173506/

Apparently you'd at very least have to dose them up on painkillers before you send them out to face death by puckage. The protective gear is all made to a standard size, which I suppose is why you don't see goalies with custom leg pads four feet wide and five feet tall.

[hokieesq]

"Monica said: 'I could get hit by a car tomorrow and my life would be over. At least if I die this way I will have lived out the life I wanted and fulfilled all of my dreams.'"

My heart weeps for the beautiful car that should be so unlucky to hit that monstrosity. She, on the other hand, would likely roll away unscathed.