[debeguiled]

I would take Toby, the sapient pig. That would be boss.

[nomadbrah]

^ Read and learn, what a sales copy, the only scholarly pig in the world

[AneroidOcean]

(09-06-2016 03:53 PM)General Stalin Wrote:  

I'm not joking guys. All joke comments aside, a tiny pig would seriously be a game trump card. You ever see videos on FB shared of little pigs? Girls fucking gush for them. They are small, cute, quirky animals. If you took something like that for a walk in a busy college campus area or downtown pedestrian place you would be mobbed by bitches I'm sure.

This is basic texting 101, using pictures of cute animals or funny happy imagery with the feminine/happy girl you're pursuing to endear you to her and add some comfort to your teasing/asshole-ish demeanor. It's not for everyone, but I'm not a 100% serious guy, life is too short to be serious all the time.

I've also taken girls to see horses a short drive from where I live, to the local fair to check out all the livestock, as well as to local petting zoos. Yes, little kids are mostly the normal customers there, but why not spend a few bucks letting the girl you're hanging with squeal with delight at feeding some cute little porkers or quackers or baahhhers while you crack jokes about all the chicks you're going to go touch.

[philosophical_recovery]

I don't think the micro pig would be as good of a game tool with what I want to do:

Dye its hair in purple splotches, give it a lipstick tattoo, and call it Little Lindy West.

Or maybe little Lena.

Or, leave it unmolested to use for a game prop.

Decisions, decisions.

I also like Kona's idea.

[Suits]

(09-06-2016 07:26 PM)philosophical_recovery Wrote:  

I don't think the micro pig would be as good of a game tool with what I want to do:

Dye its hair in purple splotches, give it a lipstick tattoo, and call it Little Lindy West.

Or maybe little Lena.

No animal deserves to be treated like this.

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Or, leave it unmolested to use for a game prop.

I can see real commercial potential in designing a board game that comes with a live micro-pig. Obviously, it would have to be in the "party game" category.