[WestIndianArchie]

Inspired by recent events

On my game bucket list is

- realizing I'm on a dinner date with a gold digger and getting an " urgent call from a client".

Anyone ever stuck the bitch the bill?

WIA

[Sarmale]

Almost did. I was with a bratty chaldean once. I regret not doing it.

[toejam]

I almost did but was at a spot my boy was bartending coupled with the fact that I think I was 'too nice' to go through with it.
Fuck it from now on its game on: asshole game NYC edition

[Suits]

I usually run my first date routine at just one restaurant, so it's unlikely that I'd ever do this.

However, I live vicariously through the Tom Leykis segment where he reads a letter from a man who made a hobby out of taking girls out to dinner, specifying to the waitress that the two of them must be placed on separate bills and then let them pay their own way.

I can't find that recording anywhere online, so here's a different video altogether that I'm sure you'll all enjoy.

[realologist]

I did this to a girl. I was in another state visiting family. I already knew this girl and decided to spend a day with her. We had a good time, banged a whole bunch, accidentally nutted in her. She said she didnt have the money to split the pay for the morning after pill so I paid for the whole $65 or whatever it was.

I was mad because she bought a lot of clothes that day and I saw she had money in her wallet. We end up going to Hooters. I order a whole bunch of food, eat, tell her I have to go the bathroom and dip out the back door. I run to my car and I'm back to my family's house in 30 minutes.

I would never do that now and feel like an asshole about it. I think I was 18 or 19 at the time. I visited her again a year later and banger her again so she obviously wasn't upset about it.

[vinman]

(07-21-2016 06:40 AM)Sarmale Wrote:  

Almost did. I was with a bratty chaldean once. I regret not doing it.

Are you from Detroit?

[griffinmill]

I've dashed on many a girl. As in slipped out the back. So to speak. But I've never left them with the bill. In hindsight I should have done it to several I've met.

There was one occassion where I turned up late and the girl had already ordered a drink. I went to the bar and paid for mine. Dropped her home - and realised I had left my glasses at the bar. When I went back they informed me the girl hadn't paid for her drink. I should have said "not my problem".

Some girls are utterly shameless. One or two episodes like this and you become very cynical real fucking quick, which is why stunts like the one in that video there are heartwarming.

[Dr. Howard]

Yes, but as payback to a cockblocking dude.

I was at some conference and the pickings of the girls was pretty slim. I was doing alright but then is other zero game dude comes into the room and handing out a business card with his room number on it for the girls. His game was terrible, no one went to his room. He also made a point of cock blocking me and telling the girl that I was up to no good in pure white knight fashion.

The next morning, I walked over to his hotel...card with full name and room number in hand and had a sumptuous breakfast in the restaurant and billed it to his room. Later that night, when drunk I called his hotel and asked for a 3am wakeup call, and made sure that they call back 2-3 times or knock on the door as I was a heavy sleeper but absolutely had to make a flight.

I guess the asshole was right though...I was up to no good.

[Quintus Curtius]

Hilarious thread...

Tuthmosis used to say that all women are cheap when it comes to stuff like this:

http://www.returnofkings.com/15841/all-g...heapskates

I've never done this. But if any guy did do it, be prepared for a total bridge-burner. No going back after this. She'd never let you forget it. She'd probably even try to hit you up for reimbursement or take you to small claims court.

I never get too worked up about stuff like this, even though it's fun to fantasize about it. When you're on a date and things go south, just chalk it up to the game and move on.

Better move: get rid of her as quickly as possible and move on with your life.

Isn't worth it...

[ElFlaco]

(07-21-2016 07:12 AM)Suits Wrote:  

However, I live vicariously through the Tom Leykis segment where he reads a letter from a man who made a hobby out of taking girls out to dinner, specifying to the waitress that the two of them must be placed on separate bills and then let them pay their own way.

Here it is:

[kaotic]

Not dine and dashed but forced a split bill, she was talking about feminism before.

She was a little surprised when we both got balls - I turned to her and said "hey equality right ?" with a grin. Got the bang the 2nd time we hungout.

Hell I even had times where girl straight up pay for my bar tab on first dates.

[Mentavious]

(07-21-2016 09:39 AM)vinman Wrote:  

(07-21-2016 06:40 AM)Sarmale Wrote:  

Almost did. I was with a bratty chaldean once. I regret not doing it.

Are you from Detroit?

I'm guessing
Macomb or Oakland county area

[Vincent Chase]

I've got girls to pay for drinks and dashed after but that was on understanding they are paying. Not sure if I'd risk doing the above though on an expensive dinner, she can call the police on you potentially. Don't take girls you haven't banged to dinner dates it's that simple.

[General Stalin]

I've seriously considered doing something very insidious to an ex of mine once.

I dated this girl for nearly a year and found out she cheated on me and broke up with her. I was obviously livid, but she was hot and totally manipulative so we were still talking and playing with the idea of "working things out." There was this music festival in the Great Lakes that I wanted to go to and I invited her (she was the only person I know who had the occupational and financial freedom to take off for 4 days at short notice... also wanted to fuck a nice piece of ass while on the road).

She said she was scared I was going to ditch her in Ohio with no way to get back home. I was seriously considering it. Looking back I kinda wish I had, although she probably would have had friends of hers retaliate against me somehow as she knew where I lived, where I worked, etc. She is a woman after all and certainly wouldn't have been able to say to herself "I deserved that..."

The idea of leaving some cunt with a fat bill is pure hate porn. Love it.

[debeguiled]

I once told a waitress that her service was terrible, and her attitude was so bad that she could pay for my dinner, and if she had a problem with it, my name and phone number were on the back of the bill if she wanted anything to do about it.

I never heard from her or the restaurant, and whenever I came in she made extra effort to do a good job.

She was cute.

I guess you could file this under screening.

[KimiToActor]

I'll take that one step further and guess one of the Bloomfields.

[Merenguero]

Last year, I was in a venue that tons of guys on here post about. I met a girl there, got a venue change, then at the second venue, both she and I ordered multiple drinks and she started getting on my nerves to the point that I just took off and stuck her with the bill. Looking back, I was kind of disappointed in myself that I even tried to get a venue change and that I even continued to talk to her for a minute after I approached her, as there were red flags all over the place.

[Deepdiver]

I was texted an invite to the Four Seasons hotel lounge by a woman I knew casually and walked in to see her with about five post wall 40+ professional Boston next husband hunters (Gold Diggers on Steroids more like Gold Miners) - they all had cocktails in their hands and had been there for an hour - was not interested in any of them so finished one Grey Goose Martini - Four Seasons price $20 plus tax - so I got up dropped a $50 in the middle of the table said it was nice to meet you ladies and walked out ... they all had this stunned look when it became obvious they were all going to have to dig into their purses to pay for their share of the exorbitant bill that was about to come to them.

Deleted the woman's number for being a manipulative coont and setting me up in such a blatant manner.

[Deepdiver]

(07-21-2016 03:42 PM)Merenguero Wrote:  

Last year, I was in a venue that tons of guys on here post about. I met a girl there, got a venue change, then at the second venue, both she and I ordered multiple drinks and she started getting on my nerves to the point that I just took off and stuck her with the bill. Looking back, I was kind of disappointed in myself that I even tried to get a venue change and that I even continued to talk to her for a minute after I approached her, as there were red flags all over the place.

Please feel free to share the venue/city and most obvious red flags for our benefit.

[XPQ22]

(07-21-2016 11:41 AM)kaotic Wrote:  

Not dine and dashed but forced a split bill, she was talking about feminism before.

She was a little surprised when we both got balls - I turned to her and said "hey equality right ?" with a grin. Got the bang the 2nd time we hungout.

Hell I even had times where girl straight up pay for my bar tab on first dates.

Yeah. I think dining and dashing is petty, but I do split bar bills on first dates...even with girls I've banged. I've never met a girl who particularly objected to it anyway.

I'll pay for first dates at coffee shops, yogurt stands, museums, etc...that's no big deal. I'm not leaving open an implicitly unlimited wallet in those situations.

And in North America at least it's the summer of 2k16, why are we doing bar/dinner dates again? I've been having a great time with frozen yogurt on park benches. If she wants to drink you can do that at your place, or hers.

(07-21-2016 03:52 PM)Deepdiver Wrote:  

I was texted an invite to the Four Seasons hotel lounge by a woman I knew casually and walked in to see her with about five post wall 40+ professional Boston next husband hunters

Gee whiz, I'm sorry. Out in the suburbs we call that "Bertuccis on a Thursday"

(07-21-2016 12:31 PM)General Stalin Wrote:  

She said she was scared I was going to ditch her in Ohio with no way to get back home. I was seriously considering it. Looking back I kinda wish I had, although she probably would have had friends of hers retaliate against me somehow as she knew where I lived, where I worked, etc. She is a woman after all and certainly wouldn't have been able to say to herself "I deserved that..."

The idea of leaving some cunt with a fat bill is pure hate porn. Love it.

You can get a bus from just about any major city in Ohio to Pittsburgh, and Amtrak from Pburgh to any Northeast city is a very scenic ride and there are usually last minute seats available; I've done Columbus to NYC that way several years ago.

The trip takes the better part of 16 hours, but it's reasonably priced and not at all unpleasant. All Aboard America!

A woman would be frantically trying to figure out how many hundreds of dollars it would cost to get an Uber to Cleveland, and enlisting a crack social media squad to hunt for last minute Orbitz deals on JetBlue and at least three star hotels. If the situation was reversed you could be sipping a brew in the bar car and halfway home before she got it all figured out...

[rottenapple]

(07-21-2016 03:52 PM)Deepdiver Wrote:  

I was texted an invite to the Four Seasons hotel lounge by a woman I knew casually and walked in to see her with about five post wall 40+ professional Boston next husband hunters (Gold Diggers on Steroids more like Gold Miners) - they all had cocktails in their hands and had been there for an hour - was not interested in any of them so finished one Grey Goose Martini - Four Seasons price $20 plus tax - so I got up dropped a $50 in the middle of the table said it was nice to meet you ladies and walked out ... they all had this stunned look when it became obvious they were all going to have to dig into their purses to pay for their share of the exorbitant bill that was about to come to them.

Deleted the woman's number for being a manipulative coont and setting me up in such a blatant manner.

Not sure if I´m following here, but you were about to meet a woman for drinks, she is already there with five others drinking and you pay 50$, more than the price of two drinks and consider it victory? For me the options would be get out immediatly or stay friendly, pay my own drink and then leave. But to still pay more then one very expensive drink after such a setup does not exactly look like a job well done to me... Also what guy in the world would pay over a 100$ for five drinks of women he just met?

[WestIndianArchie]

The way i read the story is, DeepDiver is the type of guy they want. They expected him to come and buy them all drinks. Play the sucker

But he was thoroughly unimpressed. He had his drink, 20 + what is essentially a $30 tip.a he dropped an extra Jackson because he really doesn't give a shit.

Basically, I have money, but I'm not spending it on you. The mathematics aren't important, it's the message.

That's deep internalized game. Outcome independence and sense of abundance plus personal style.

The difference between an associate wearing an expensive suit and a partner of the firm calling shots.

I wouldn't be surprised if those vampires were trying to pocket the extra on the low.

A lot of the game is how you feel, not how she feels.

WIA

[Suits]

I have a simple system. If a girl is cool at the restaurant and offers to pay for her meal, I'll tell her "no, you can pay for drinks at the next place" and execute a venue change.

If she never offers, I'll execute a venue change, but when she follows up not even reaching for her purse at the restaurant with sitting there like an idiot trying to draw as much attention as possible to her boobs at the cocktail lounge, I make it my mission do whatever it takes to fuck her (via legal means) and until I've recovered my outlay.

If she at least offers to pay, she gets considered for an LTR and future dinners (after we've already fucked, of course).

If she insists on paying (rare) and actually does so, she gets to meet me for dinner again in the future even if we haven't fucked yet.

Sometimes I get burned paying for pussy the never ends up on its knees in front of me with its lips curled around my babymaker, but the bangs that I invest virtually nothing into ensure that it all balances out in the end.

(07-21-2016 10:24 AM)ElFlaco Wrote:  

(07-21-2016 07:12 AM)Suits Wrote:  

However, I live vicariously through the Tom Leykis segment where he reads a letter from a man who made a hobby out of taking girls out to dinner, specifying to the waitress that the two of them must be placed on separate bills and then let them pay their own way.

Here it is:

That's so much for tracking this down. I laughed so hard I cried the first time I listened to this episode.

[WestIndianArchie]

(07-21-2016 05:52 PM)Suits Wrote:  

I make it my mission do whatever it takes to fuck her (via legal means) and until I've recovered my outlay.

You knew this was coming.

So what's the notch worth?

WIA

[Rocha]

Quote of me in "The Ukraine thread":

Rocha and his friend met some girls in a saturday night at Dlux, numbers exchanged, a meeting for mid week was arranged. I let girls choose the place, no issue, just certified that it was not a scamm shady place. On arrival and while a little la te, girls already eating, they asked if we are served, I said no and urged my friend to not order any food in this place, it was not cheap also, and I never intended to go on a dinner date.
One of the girls already had been to the US (the one for my friend), had quite a bad attitude and always texting in the Iphone, I can only imagine the quantity of chumps she must have had paying for dinners in Kiev. Mine was relatively sweet and in my opinion was aboard her friend scheme, not that it matters, but I felt sorry for her.
Meanwhile we order just some drinks, my friend a cocktail me a beer. The girls always pressing us to order food, always I politely declined, girls where eating like a bulking dude, I never saw Ukranian girls eating like that. Soup, first course, second course, drink, second drink... I gave them a warning:

- "you girls sure eat a lot"
- "we are girls, we have to eat" (my friends friend)
- "you must be joking right, I have had a russian girlfriend for quite some time and never saw her eating like that"

At this point, I notice the fear in these girls, they where dealing with an old fox all the time, I gave them all the signs, I never spoke in english with them, but they where dumb for not being able to be aware of the situation, my friend only speaks english, so that must have gave them overconfidence.

Anyway I proceeded with the charade and let them even ask for dessert, it was funny for me, I was laughing inside with all of this. Mid dessert I say to them that we have to leave to catch my friend X in some other place. I turn to the waiter and say "mozhno po chitaite pazalusta" (check), and before he leaves I say also "nashe" (ours) while pointing to me and my friend.

The look in the girls faces was priceless...perhaps one third of their monthly income spent on that meal (1500 grv or more each).

Xmoki xmoki, poka, do svydanya.... Girls left destroyed finishing their dessert...

In FSU you fuck or you get fucked, I was not going to get fucked by those broads.