[tomzestatlu]

Burrito mmmmmmm

[nomadbrah]

There's an argument to made here for male familly members taking such a boy with them to the brothel.

Probably quite common situation, not that ugly, not that fat, watch the Inbetweeners Movie for a hilarious example.

I think it's best to get the pussy of the pedestal at a young age. If the guy seems to be lacking in confidence or feeling jinxed, then go the old tried and tested Mexico brothel route. Better than dumpster diving like this.

[Leonard D Neubache]

(07-04-2016 10:54 PM)nomadbrah Wrote:  

There's an argument to made here for male familly members taking such a boy with them to the brothel.

Probably quite common situation, not that ugly, not that fat, watch the Inbetweeners Movie for a hilarious example.

I think it's best to get the pussy of the pedestal at a young age. If the guy seems to be lacking in confidence or feeling jinxed, then go the old tried and tested Mexico brothel route. Better than dumpster diving like this.

I know P4P is off limits in this forum, but I agree with this. I wouldn't even go the route of a cheap hooker. I'd get him something higher class with more guarantees of her being clean. Hotel room. Full night. Offer a considerable tip for breaking him in correctly.

When he's done you can tell him "that's what's out there, and if you're willing to get your shit together then you can have that seven days a week".

Reckon you wouldn't be able to pull the M'F'er out of the gym after that. At least you'd diminish his chances of dumping a life-ending load in the first fat slut that gave him the time of day.

[Geomann180]

He even lifts.

G

[etwsake]

The fat chick looks exactly like Hurley from LOST if he shaved.

[kinjutsu]

I'm wondering where his father is.
He's probably living with his single mom.

I feel bad for the kid not because he fucked a fatty, but more so in the fact he doesn't know where to find positive/healthy male role models.
By that i mean not some tattooed loser with a flat brim hat who says yolo and swag, but some man who understands life and can pass along lessons and mentor him.

If you were his age and lived his life, would you know to come to this relatively obscure forum to learn about girls?

I personally was into pua stuff for a few years before i came across Roosh or this forum.
A lot of the pua stuff was terrible advice, compared to what i know now.

Overall it's so disappointing that the poor guy felt the need to go this route to lose his v card.

[Captainstabbin]

Not gonna judge this kid. Sometimes you have to get some confidence with a layup before you try to dunk.

I lost my virginity to a 6.5 - but I had to date her for 3 months and make her my girlfriend! At least this kid walked away without any commitment.

I don't like the way he bashed her so everyone would know he thought he deserved better - that's chick behavior.

[Handsome Creepy Eel]

That poor lad...

[Parzival]

Thug life!

I did struggle in my youth as well but I did keep some pride and now I'm even more proud of it. I think it affects your brain and your habits quite a lot when you had struggles to get girls when you are in a certain age. For me it always feels like I did miss something. It don't matter if someone manage to get one girl regular early or more, when you are the one that has none of it something inside you get messed up. With the age all around you seem to have sex and at a certain point its more a turn off then a gain for a man to be a virgin.

[911]

The kid was only 18, he could have waited a few more months and gone to college or JC and humped a freshman chick. In my days, it was 60-40 M/W, nowadays it's the opposite, and if he took some humanities classes it would be 80-20 W/M, or alcohol-lubed dorm/frat party, fish in a barrel odds...

The real sob cases are those that managed to finish college and stayed virgins, but at 18 you can afford to wait a few more months, no need to P4P.

[Kid Twist]

Why didn't he just get the blow job and say ... I gotta get outta here

[Parzival]

(07-05-2016 08:12 AM)911 Wrote:  

The kid was only 18, he could have waited a few more months and gone to college or JC and humped a freshman chick. In my days, it was 60-40 M/W, nowadays it's the opposite, and if he took some humanities classes it would be 80-20 W/M, or alcohol-lubed dorm/frat party, fish in a barrel odds...

The real sob cases are those that managed to finish college and stayed virgins, but at 18 you can afford to wait a few more months, no need to P4P.

And then get charged with rape?

[R Smoov]

I lost my virginity to a fattie on a beach.

Sometimes you gotta get those unhealthy ramen noodles man.

[TravelerKai]

(07-04-2016 02:35 PM)Thomas the Rhymer Wrote:  

Quote:

She was a nice girl and bought me a burrito

Does a burrito count as paying for sex?

These are indeed dark times when young men must prostitute themselves for a mere burrito.

[Lucario]

I'm not a great looking or tall dude, I just lift, but even I worked super hard to not lose my virginity to a kaiju/landwhale/walrus of a woman and have never slept with one because they disgust me and smell. I made sure I lost the V-plates with some 34 yr old slim MILF .

Even on a dry spell, I feel so disgusted by a fat women, almost a gut reaction that I cannot bare the thought of sleeping with one. I make sure I chase up some fob.

I subconsciously think " how can a woman have such little lack of regard for her health and appearance, and let herself go like that". I mean you don't even have to do much to stay slim, just not do things instead like not eat high calorie foods.

[Only One Man]

Better to just lose it and get that virgin anxiety behind you. I didn't get laid till I was almost 20 and believe me, that shit is a cloud that hangs over you, especially when you're the last one of your friends that hasn't lost their virginity. Everyone talks about sex all the time and you try to pretend like you've gotten laid too. And then when you do get called out for being a virgin in front of a bunch of people, I'm not sure there's many things that are more embarrassing.

And then when you're gonna hook up with a girl you like but you get super nervous because you don't want her to find out you're a virgin, so you end up not being able to get it up from anxiety and then she probably realizes it then. And then that potential sex/relationship gets fucked up because she thinks you're weird for being so inexperienced. And then that shit just keeps building up more and more and greatly affects the way you interact with girls.

Just lose that virginity. Get it over with so you don't have that cloud hanging over you and fucking up potential bangs or girlfriends. This is why God gave us practice girls.

Edit: Just don't tell anyone the girl you lost your virginity to was a fat hog.

[JayJuanGee]

(07-05-2016 11:16 AM)Parzival Wrote:  

(07-05-2016 08:12 AM)911 Wrote:  

The kid was only 18, he could have waited a few more months and gone to college or JC and humped a freshman chick. In my days, it was 60-40 M/W, nowadays it's the opposite, and if he took some humanities classes it would be 80-20 W/M, or alcohol-lubed dorm/frat party, fish in a barrel odds...

The real sob cases are those that managed to finish college and stayed virgins, but at 18 you can afford to wait a few more months, no need to P4P.

And then get charged with rape?

These kind os rape charge bullshit is way overblown...

Yes, times have changed somewhat, but guys should not let this kind of social bullshit interfere with their attempts at game and their pursuits to get laid in a wide variety of scenarios....

Sure, sometimes we are going to need to exercise some precautions, especially when you are attempting actual physical force rather than psychological persuasion and other kinds of usual opportunities that guys have traditional taken advantage of in order to get girls in the sack.... and I am not referring to either physical coercion or drugging the chick... but instead escalation and escalation and escalation, until she gives in..., which sometime may take a few "dates" and even some appearances of wining and dining with some girls. tactics will likely vary. hahahaha.

[JayJuanGee]

(07-05-2016 12:21 PM)Lucario Wrote:  

I'm not a great looking or tall dude, I just lift, but even I worked super hard to not lose my virginity to a kaiju/landwhale/walrus of a woman and have never slept with one because they disgust me and smell. I made sure I lost the V-plates with some 34 yr old slim MILF .

Even on a dry spell, I feel so disgusted by a fat women, almost a gut reaction that I cannot bare the thought of sleeping with one. I make sure I chase up some fob.

I subconsciously think " how can a woman have such little lack of regard for her health and appearance, and let herself go like that". I mean you don't even have to do much to stay slim, just not do things instead like not eat high calorie foods.

Each of us do need to account for our ability to get turned on, and fatness can be a bit of a turn off. Nonetheless, we do need to consider the whole package because sometimes the chick may still have a nice face, even if fat, or decent overall way of holding the fat, and in that regard, sometimes a chick who is 20 years old and 30 pounds over weight may look better than a 35 year old chick who is not over weight.

Also, if the chick is kind of fun and flirty, then that can also help to cause arousal, versus if she has a lot of baggage or if she has serious psychological issues. I have met some really attractive chicks that I thought that I wanted to bang, but 10 minutes into the conversation realize that I am not going to get my dick up with this psycho. On the other hand, a less attractive girl could have a decent personality and flirtiness that makes it a lot easier to get aroused with her, even if she has a few extra folds...

[Dr. Howard]

why is this such a big deal? Banging Kaijus is not something to be proud of but makes for hilarious drinking stories with your buddies.

[odesseus]

That young man has taken a the rough road, but will eventually find himself amongst us. Give him time.

Lord, forgive him his sins.

[Khan]

(07-05-2016 12:29 PM)Only One Man Wrote:  

And then when you're gonna hook up with a girl you like but you get super nervous because you don't want her to find out you're a virgin, so you end up not being able to get it up from anxiety and then she probably realizes it then. And then that potential sex/relationship gets fucked up because she thinks you're weird for being so inexperienced. And then that shit just keeps building up more and more and greatly affects the way you interact with girls.

Agree. His first time had to be disgusting that's for sure, but to be honest you can have a terrible first time with a pretty girl as well. What you described (not getting it up the first time) happened to me - and I remember I felt like crap the next morning - but fortunately she wanted to continue dating me despite my lack of performance in the sack.

No reason to hate the guy, save for the fact he outed himself. At least he's not one of those wackos who actually have a fetish for fat chicks.

[nomadbrah]

(07-05-2016 01:44 PM)Dr. Howard Wrote:  

why is this such a big deal? Banging Kaijus is not something to be proud of but makes for hilarious drinking stories with your buddies.

She is final form Kaiju though.

[spokepoker]

This is just life experience for normal guys. Have a bad experience, learn from it, do better next time. At least he didn't completely fuck up and get her pregnant, or get an STD.
Now he can get on with the knowledge of what that is like, banging a whale. Now he has a goal, bang hot girls to feel good. To do that, work out, eat good, stack cash. Basically, improve himself to improve his lays, improved lays that he can feel good about afterwards (and during).

Upwards and Onwards.

[General Stalin]

I lost my vcard to a thick girl. I wouldn't call her a "fattie" as she wasn't obese, but bitch was not thin either. Big 'ole T&A. I'd give her a 5 I suppose. Had like 4 hours of forplay. Put a condom on my half-hard dick and nutted in like 30 seconds. Pretty gay but whatever.

[mpr]

I was lucky enough to lose my v-card to a hot chick I met at a friends house party and had a one night stand with. But I can't hate on this guy. Most people's first car is a beater. Why spend all the extra time and effort to snag a Ferrari? You're probably just going to fuck it up anyway because you don't know how to drive.