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06-02-2016, 11:58 AM
I decided to start gaming everybody. (Even guys. It helps with some guy going Neanderthal when he sees you attract chicks that he is solidly friendzoned with.)
So I was cashing in my bottles and cans when I opened an 80 year old chick behind me in line. While not in these exact words, we soon arrived at the question of how fuckable she had been. "Well, I have six daughters," was her response.
Which I didn't get at the time, but I later realized she would have had to have been banged an awful lot to produce that many offspring. Therefore, pretty darn fuckable.
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06-02-2016, 12:11 PM
This is why you shouldn't be able to create a new thread until you've been on the forum for a while.
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06-02-2016, 02:52 PM
Talk about elderly chat!
I like where this post is going.
How did you exactly phrase how hot was she?
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06-02-2016, 06:02 PM
Decent joke, 6/10, WNB 80 year old granny because I would not want my dick to get dusty.
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06-02-2016, 06:29 PM
That takes an elderly opener to a whole new level. OP could you please drop us an old folks home data sheet I wanna learn from your master ways.
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06-03-2016, 10:43 PM
The other day I was talking to a girl outside. She said she wanted to take her shoes off and run through a muddy ass puddle. I egged her on "do it do it" or whatever. She didn't, I called her a wimp she giggled.
If this interaction was with a dude I might as well start carrying a man purse, because I'd be a faggot.
(Disclaimer: newbie myself, I talk to girls though.)
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06-03-2016, 10:50 PM
Quote: (06-02-2016 06:02 PM)deus_ex Wrote:
Decent joke, 6/10, WNB 80 year old granny because I would not want my dick to get dusty.
Take care of those titties for me.