[Marmite]

(05-18-2016 10:58 AM)The Beast1 Wrote:  

...

It was like learning that Santa Claus isn't real

Wait... If Santa isn't real, then who is that jolly old man who breaks into my house once a year to empty his sack all over me!?

[mikado]

Ambidextrous for me.

But I use the right for that haha. Except when I broke my right wrist and had to switch to the left.

[Sam Malone]

Santa Claus is real. The Easter Bunny says so..

[RoastBeefCurtains4Me]

I find I can hardly finish if I use the wrong hand. One hand does the job with ease, and the other hand apparently doesn't know what it's doing.

[greekgod]

the invisible hand of the market.

the amount of dick centric threads lately makes me think obama's psych ops are taking hold.

When does the "Guide to admitting you're gay and that's okay!" data sheet drop?

[kaotic]

(05-18-2016 12:46 PM)greekgod Wrote:  

When does the "Guide to admitting you're gay and that's okay!" data sheet drop?

Anabasis will be dropping that sheet after his last line of questioning towards Travesty in the NTP Call Out Thread.

[Traktor]

I wanked off to this thread.

[realologist]

Where is the option for a 32 ounce cup?

[Mercenary]

(05-18-2016 12:49 PM)kaotic Wrote:  

(05-18-2016 12:46 PM)greekgod Wrote:  

When does the "Guide to admitting you're gay and that's okay!" data sheet drop?

Anabasis will be dropping that sheet after his last line of questioning towards Travesty in the NTP Call Out Thread.

[Macumazahn]

My wife's.

She's left handed, for the record.

[thoughtgypsy]

Unfortunately my hands are unable to handle the enormous girth, so I've been forced to fabricate an industrial sized PCV pipe into a massive fleshlight.

Sometimes I'm terrified of reaching erection as it often leads to unexpected fainting due to the huge volume of blood loss to the brain. On the plus side, habitual use of the heavy and cumbersome fleshlight has made my forearms enormous.

[RexImperator]

Where's that .gif from the YouTube video where Roosh made it look like he was jerking off?

[RIslander]

Footage of Beast escaping a mod after posting this thread:

[AnonymousBosch]

(05-18-2016 10:42 AM)Anabasis to Desta Wrote:  

(05-18-2016 10:19 AM)SamuelBRoberts Wrote:  

Why... why is this interesting to you?

Whenever a certain product launches and becomes highly successful, other companies come out with the same product with minor modifications & a different brand name...

...But BurgerKing will never be as big as McDonalds, Pepsi will never be as big as Coke and none of these threads will beat General Stalin's dick measuring contest thread.

A unique colloquialism from my hometown:

When I was in school, the distinction between rich and poor was kids were based on two things: the sneakers you wore, and what brand of Cordial (sugar water flavouring) your mother served to guests.

Cottees Cordial was the gold standard. If your parents were poor, then Mynor Cordial would be served, which was oversweet, sickly and chemical tasting.

This was social death.

This distinction turned into a metaphor I still hear older people using today.

"Dannii Minogue? Well, she's the Mynor Cordial to Kylie's Cottees, isn't she?"

Objectively, the Dick Thread:



This thread so far?

[Conscious Pirate]

(05-18-2016 10:36 AM)Handsome Creepy Eel Wrote:  

Johnbozz the Immortal. Johnbozz the Indestructible. Johnbozz the ETERNAL.

(05-18-2016 10:46 AM)DrCotard Wrote:  

This poll is Johnbozz worthy

Picked this one early...

[ed pluribus unum]

I favour "the stranger" where I sit on one hand until it becomes numb, then I can't feel it jacking me off...

[Krivo]

Neither. I wrap a paper towel around my dick and then hump my pillow and sheets.

[Paracelsus]

I'd say 50/50, but then due to size considerations I have to utilise specially imported prosthetics. Here's a picture from the retailer's page:

[Tactician]

Whoa wait, more importantly, why did Nasa Test Pilot get banned? I loved reading that guys posts.

Was he pulling a Dash Global this whole time? It sure didn't seem so.

[Buakaw]

(05-18-2016 11:26 PM)Tactician Wrote:  

Whoa wait, more importantly, why did Nasa Test Pilot get banned? I loved reading that guys posts.

Was he pulling a Dash Global this whole time? It sure didn't seem so.

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On the thread topic, trying to be on team no fap but when it happens it's mostly ms right hand

[Tex Cruise]

Actually, there may be some scientific merit in this poll.

As others have pointed out, the mouse is on the right which only leaves the left hand free. Yet now that I think about it, I'm sure I usually used to turn the pages of a porno mag with my left hand, and though the remote control for the VCR was typically operated with the right hand, it would be put down once all the dialogue and undressing had been fast-forwarded through.
So, in fact, the digital age may have caused a previously undocumented worldwide fap-hand inversion.

[Centurion]

20-17 Left to right. Bunch of porn addicts I tell ya.

That being said when I was growing up I'd always masturbate to porn with my left land. Still do even though I try really hard to quit porn. Can't imagine masturbating with my right.

[pialox]

Like a true capitalist I've outsourced my wanking to a 3rd party provider.