[Tex]

(05-07-2016 09:16 PM)GodBlessIsrael Wrote:  

I'm bewildered by these random conglomerations of animated GIFs...

Can people write anymore?

You see, another reason to immigrate to Israel. I don't want my kids getting an American public school education...

I was all for this thread until OP lost me with the GIF-hating and anti-GIF bigotry.

For that, you deserve to lose this shootout.

This is a pro-gif forum.

[Roosh]

Funny troll but we don't do that sort of thing here. You can make your real political views known after getting 250 posts and arguing them intelligently in the Politics subforum.

[Geomann180]

OP, are you a Dragon Ball Fan? Check and see what awesome name you got!

   

   

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[The Beast1]

I like Israel and I was genuinely curious what the process for emigration was. OP had a solid question worthy of a good discussion. Shame it was a really elaborate troll job.

Thanks Anabasis for the info. I think MPR's is much easier

[mpr]

[Irenicus]

(05-08-2016 12:26 AM)scrambled Wrote:  

Plot Twist: ROK Article, Immigrating to Antarctica as an Emperor Penguin?

Immigrating to Antarctica as a Polar Bear.

[Laska]

If you like middle eastern women, they can be found in the west in mosques, and Islam is easy to convert to. There are also some synogogs in the west that allow gentiles to practice Judaism. If you want to avoid American govt. schools there is private and homeschooling. I was homeschooled in fact, but it rarely works when the parent is a trolling duface. OP, may Roosh have mercy on your soul.

[kaotic]

How the hell did this post go on for so long.

Why do we feed trolls?

OP is apart of JIDF stirring up retarded supposed anti semite shite.

OP is also a faggot.

[GodBlessIsrael]

Just as an update guys...

It looks like a jewish buddy of mine has managed to get me on a FREE "birthright" trip to Israel. I thought you had to be a jew. But apparently they don't really check.

Pretty effin' excited!

I figure just having that on the resume will make my naturalization efforts easier.

[frozen-ace]

I know some people who went on the birthright trips after high school, and it sounded pretty cool. However, I think it's pretty controlled and you don't really get to wander around and explore on your own.

I had a loose acquaintance who made me the same offer (we had the same last name, his family was Jewish, but I have no known Jewish ancestry, he said I could get in easily if I lied), but I wasn't really interested in committing fraud on the program.

If it goes through, have at it and have fun. I don't know if I would advertise that on immigration paperwork though, especially if you are indeed violating the program's rules. Fraud, even if well intended, is still fraud.

[Anabasis to Desta]

(05-11-2016 04:37 PM)GodBlessIsrael Wrote:  

Just as an update guys...

It looks like a jewish buddy of mine has managed to get me on a FREE "birthright" trip to Israel. I thought you had to be a jew. But apparently they don't really check.

Pretty effin' excited!

I figure just having that on the resume will make my naturalization efforts easier.

They do check. My second cousins back in Ethiopia had to go through a year long screening process to prove they had atleast one Jewish parent for just a week long Birth-right trip. Same shitty process goes for Mizrahi Jews from ME countries (atleast whatever is left of them).

Since you're an American (& I presume white) the process will not take that long but you still have to prove you have a Jewish parent. Only exceptions are Ashkenazi Jews from Eastern Europe and the Soviet Union who can do the Birth right trips based on just one Jewish grand-parent.

It's a cool trip if they let you in though. My cousins got to visit the Dead Sea and Jerusalem for free including meals, hotels and flights.

Mark Zuckerberg and Sheldon Adelson fund these trips by the way.

[GodBlessIsrael]

(05-11-2016 07:17 PM)Anabasis to Desta Wrote:  

(05-11-2016 04:37 PM)GodBlessIsrael Wrote:  

Just as an update guys...

It looks like a jewish buddy of mine has managed to get me on a FREE "birthright" trip to Israel. I thought you had to be a jew. But apparently they don't really check.

Pretty effin' excited!

I figure just having that on the resume will make my naturalization efforts easier.

They do check. My second cousins back in Ethiopia had to go through a year long screening process to prove they had atleast one Jewish parent for just a week long Birth-right trip. Same shitty process goes for Mizrahi Jews from ME countries (atleast whatever is left of them).

Since you're an American (& I presume white) the process will not take that long but you still have to prove you have a Jewish parent. Only exceptions are Ashkenazi Jews from Eastern Europe and the Soviet Union who can do the Birth right trips based on just one Jewish grand-parent.

It's a cool trip if they let you in though. My cousins got to visit the Dead Sea and Jerusalem for free including meals, hotels and flights.

Yea, well I don't think most Israelis consider Ethiopians to be real jews. They're 3rd world'ers looking for a free lunch.

Doubt I'll face the same scrutiny...and my last name could be jewish.

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Mark Zuckerberg and Sheldon Adelson fund these trips by the way.

Is that a bad thing?

[TejasRojo]

bye

[Cattle Rustler]

(05-11-2016 08:30 PM)GodBlessIsrael Wrote:  

(05-11-2016 07:17 PM)Anabasis to Desta Wrote:  

(05-11-2016 04:37 PM)GodBlessIsrael Wrote:  

Just as an update guys...

It looks like a jewish buddy of mine has managed to get me on a FREE "birthright" trip to Israel. I thought you had to be a jew. But apparently they don't really check.

Pretty effin' excited!

I figure just having that on the resume will make my naturalization efforts easier.

They do check. My second cousins back in Ethiopia had to go through a year long screening process to prove they had atleast one Jewish parent for just a week long Birth-right trip. Same shitty process goes for Mizrahi Jews from ME countries (atleast whatever is left of them).

Since you're an American (& I presume white) the process will not take that long but you still have to prove you have a Jewish parent. Only exceptions are Ashkenazi Jews from Eastern Europe and the Soviet Union who can do the Birth right trips based on just one Jewish grand-parent.

It's a cool trip if they let you in though. My cousins got to visit the Dead Sea and Jerusalem for free including meals, hotels and flights.

Yea, well I don't think most Israelis consider Ethiopians to be real jews. They're 3rd world'ers looking for a free lunch.

Doubt I'll face the same scrutiny...and my last name could be jewish.

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Mark Zuckerberg and Sheldon Adelson fund these trips by the way.

Is that a bad thing?

That moment a non-Jew tries to out-Jew a legit Jew.



ATD, finish this foo'.

[GodBlessIsrael]

I wasn't trying to "out-jew" him--just stating a fact.

Israel is rather skeptical of Ethiopian jews. There was a big scandal a few years back when it was discovered that Israeli doctors were injecting them with birth control (without their knowledge or consent).

[Anabasis to Desta]

Live footage of GodBlessIsrael.



Time to get out of the basement OP. Israel is sunny. You might want to get used to it. Since you're a beginner, I recommend no more than 30 minutes of sunlight at first.

You can do it!

[GodBlessIsrael]

^If you're going to communicate in gif-speak, you ought to at least make them visible so we can all see them and have a laugh.

[Off The Reservation]

He will be back as SephardicStefan and have questions about living in Spain and working as a volunteer to help stop the proliferation of illegal cigarettes from Gibraltar.

[hydrogonian]

(05-11-2016 09:46 PM)GodBlessIsrael Wrote:  

I wasn't trying to "out-jew" him--just stating a fact.

Israel is rather skeptical of Ethiopian jews. There was a big scandal a few years back when it was discovered that Israeli doctors were injecting them with birth control (without their knowledge or consent).

Don't you love when the guy who is loosely shouting "bigotry" and "antisemitism", in the next breadth, cosigns prevailing attitudes in his favored out-group group that are, overtly and without question nor nuance, racist?

What a cuck.

O.P., I do hope you decide to take advantage of that birthright trip and commit fraud against a group of nationalist Jews while isolating yourself in their rabidly nationalist middle east nation, among them, as a non-Jew. I'm sure they won't suspect a thing given your looks and total lack of Jewish culture. It should be a good, stress free time!

[AboveAverageJoe]

(05-11-2016 08:30 PM)GodBlessIsrael Wrote:  

(05-11-2016 07:17 PM)Anabasis to Desta Wrote:  

(05-11-2016 04:37 PM)GodBlessIsrael Wrote:  

Just as an update guys...

It looks like a jewish buddy of mine has managed to get me on a FREE "birthright" trip to Israel. I thought you had to be a jew. But apparently they don't really check.

Pretty effin' excited!

I figure just having that on the resume will make my naturalization efforts easier.

They do check. My second cousins back in Ethiopia had to go through a year long screening process to prove they had atleast one Jewish parent for just a week long Birth-right trip. Same shitty process goes for Mizrahi Jews from ME countries (atleast whatever is left of them).

Since you're an American (& I presume white) the process will not take that long but you still have to prove you have a Jewish parent. Only exceptions are Ashkenazi Jews from Eastern Europe and the Soviet Union who can do the Birth right trips based on just one Jewish grand-parent.

It's a cool trip if they let you in though. My cousins got to visit the Dead Sea and Jerusalem for free including meals, hotels and flights.

Yea, well I don't think most Israelis consider Ethiopians to be real jews. They're 3rd world'ers looking for a free lunch.

Doubt I'll face the same scrutiny...and my last name could be jewish.

Quote:

Mark Zuckerberg and Sheldon Adelson fund these trips by the way.

Is that a bad thing?

Wannabee Jew/Hasbara troll who wants to illegitimately emigrate to and defraud Israel (and ultimately the US taxpayer who pay Israel $3 Billion a year for the "honor" of being their protector) calls real Ethipioan Falasha Jews "Freeloading third-worlders". Apparently OP has not learned the Hebrew word for irony.
Also Israel cant be that strict. If anyone remembers Bad Boy rapper Shyne, he converted to Judaism during his stint in Prison (after initially converting to Islam) for the whole Puffy-J Lo-club shooting incident. Shyne (Now Moses Michael Levi) was a convicted felon for his discharging a weapon in a crowded NYC nightclub and as a Belizean citizen he was to be deported upon release from prison. In order to not be sent back to Belize where his father was a former Prime Minister, Shyne changed his name and converted to Judaism and was granted Israeli citizenship.
Jonathon Pollard an American Jew sentenced to life in prison in the US for the largest intelligence breach in the history of the US, which resulted in up to a hundred US intelligence agents being exposed and losing their lives, is now living the life of a hero in Israel, free as a bird.
Incidents like these must really be difficult for Palestinians and Falashas to stomach. Criminal westerners getting citizenship while others with actual historical ties to the land are placed in concentration camps (Palestinians) or unknowingly sterilized by the Israeli eugenics program (Ethiopian immigrants).

Video of Shyne in Orthodox garb:

[NickDunne]

My nonjewish colleague married an Israeli girl and voila!

Otherwise I cannot see why all the hate? The guy loves Israel and so what? IMO he did not preach anything.

[hydrogonian]

(05-16-2016 12:48 AM)AboveAverageJoe Wrote:  

Shyne changed his name and converted to Judaism and was granted Israeli citizenship.

I'll be convinced of Shyne's acceptance when he marries an Orthodox woman, has Orthodox children, and remains in the Orthodox community.

Is he the only notable black convert in the Orthodox community?

If there is a legitimate process, there has to be more; or more that have attempted.

If there are not, then the process is corrupt.

If there are more, then they should be pairing and breeding with Orthodox women given the insular nature of the Orthodox sects and their emphasis on family.

Which is it? Is the conversion opportunity, that validates Judaism as a religion/ethnicty and not a race, a fraudulent concept or are Orthodox women pairing with black Orthodox converts?

I wonder what the update is. There is no pertinent update on the Wikipedia page on his life after the 2010 period.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shyne

(05-16-2016 07:23 AM)NickDunne Wrote:  

Otherwise I cannot see why all the hate? The guy loves Israel and so what? IMO he did not preach anything.

Leaving aside your immediate descendance into SJW style framing of everything that disagrees with you being "hate", and also leaving aside your lack of comprehension of the explanations that exist earlier in the thread, the issue was his overall profile that marked him as a troll whose purpose was to agitate over a particular political issue.

No one is arguing over issues surrounding Israel itself nor even the issue presented in his dumb avatar, except in post mortem side conversation and even then it's been pretty light and further driven by the OP's predictable social hypocrisy. They were pointing out his nature as a troll, and making fun of the place from which his trollishness comes.

Notice how no one here has geopolitical statements of allegiance as a username. He did.

Notice how his avatar elaborates on the political statement in the username, and goes further in advocating for a controversial geopolitical stance by linking the American flag to the Israeli flag.

That stance has never been, is not, and never will be normative. It's a modern redefinition of America's sovereignty led by a conglomeration of special interests. A lot of people resent it. It's divisive because it drags the rest of the nation into the political bed of those special interests that have allegiances to a foreign nation. Avoiding such foreign entanglements was a founding precept of the nation.

It's an avatar designed to incite repeated discussion and pushback on one divisive political topic, which is the mark of a troll. If he merely used an Israeli flag, the trollish nature of the avatar would have been in less suspicion (but still suspicious given the username in combination with the avatar on a PUA forum).

Would the avatar be politically divisive on a Christian Zionist or Israeli forum? No. One of the OPs points seemed to be that it was marked as divisive because we make it so. The actual case is that everything political is controversial in certain circles. This forum is a PUA forum that straddles all races and religions, with the overall political tone being anti-globalist. But also anti-troll. Anyone who comes here to agitate on one non-man and non-pua related issue divisive to the U.S.A.s traditional identity is going to get called out.

The cherry was that his first post on the forum was starting a thread on a topic related to his twice stated geopolitical position.

Every new member here would do well to have a posting history before starting a thread, and even more so should the thread be tied into any political statements by the OP whatsoever.

He's a troll and there are further troll related issues, relevant to him, that I won't go into.

If you continue to argue for the troll, you'll undoubtedly quickly be marked by the forum as a troll as well.

[Guitarman]

I'm surprised the OP wasn't asked if he had gone as far as to have his foreskin cut off.