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How Long Is It? (Dick Measuring Contest)
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How Long Is It? (Dick Measuring Contest)

How long is your penis? I have made the poll anonymous so there is no reason to lie or embellish. It's about time we got some raw data on our members members.

If your measurement lays in-between a half-inch margin, then round up or down from the quarter-inch. Rounding down is probably more realistic.

Some reference for average penis size:

http://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/271647.php

http://www.cnn.com/2015/03/05/health/normal-penis-size/

According to most all sources and studies, average penis length is right around 5.2" (13.2 cm). I will repeat again the poll results are ANONYMOUS so please do NOT lie about your length and skew the data. Obviously I did not include girth, but feel free to post it if you want to.
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Edit: poll is up.

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8.5+ will be a resounding winner no matter what is true or not. The easiest person to lie to is always yourself. For the record my dick is 100000000000 inches long and 1000 inches wide.

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All claims of 8 in or more require picture proof... no homo
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Yo no shame - my dick is 6" long. If we're splitting hairs it's more like 6.25" but I'm not gonna pretend it's 6.5"

Those people voting 8.5 though...

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Make votes public, that'll be entertaining.
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#8

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+1 for make it public
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I'm going to start another thread for Gayest Thread on RVF. I bet this one wins.

As requested, my >8" dick is proven with photo evidence:

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I can already see this going the way of height and eye color polls... some truly gifted motherfuckers around here! [Image: lol.gif]

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Quote: (04-29-2016 04:36 PM)cascadecombo Wrote:  

Make votes public, that'll be entertaining.

Quote: (04-29-2016 04:37 PM)MiscBrah Wrote:  

+1 for make it public

It hasn't been an hour yet... shit, a nigga might...

Nah I'm playing I wouldn't. The anonymous part is what keeps people (relatively) honest.
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Even if she said you are the biggest she had, she did lie to you!

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Next up: How much do you earn per year? (with everyone earning over $100 000 / year of course)

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Quote: (04-29-2016 04:43 PM)General Stalin Wrote:  

Nah I'm playing I wouldn't. The anonymous part is what keeps people (relatively) honest.

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Does anybody know if it's possible to make my dick longer? [Image: angel.gif]

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3 guys measured their dicks as the distance between the asshole and the tip.
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I voted the maximum just to make you all feel insignificant ;-)

BTW, girls tell me girth is equally important, if not more so. My personal experience suggests that it's really more about compatibility. If you hook up with some wilderbeast and it feels like you're throwing a salami into the kitchen then you may just find yourself something younger/tighter. Otherwise it's silly to get stressed out about a short length - unless perhaps you're below 4.5 inches.

Personal opinions - not meaning to crush/insult anyone.

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Quote: (04-29-2016 04:50 PM)RoastBeefCurtains4Me Wrote:  

Does anybody know if it's possible to make my dick longer? [Image: angel.gif]

Inserting it into Lindy West's rancid pussy is guaranteed to increase its length by at least 2 inches.

The choice is yours, brave warrior!

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Quote: (04-29-2016 04:55 PM)Handsome Creepy Eel Wrote:  

Quote: (04-29-2016 04:50 PM)RoastBeefCurtains4Me Wrote:  

Does anybody know if it's possible to make my dick longer? [Image: angel.gif]

Inserting it into Lindy West's rancid pussy is guaranteed to increase its length by at least 2 inches.

The choice is yours, brave warrior!

Does it have to be rancid? What if she cleans up real good first?

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Quote: (04-29-2016 04:50 PM)RoastBeefCurtains4Me Wrote:  

Does anybody know if it's possible to make my dick longer? [Image: angel.gif]

Don't worry 'bout it man.




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Quote: (04-29-2016 04:44 PM)Parzival Wrote:  

Even if she said you are the biggest she had, she did lie to you!

Girls are terrible when it comes to objective truth. It's all about perception. I talked about this in a height thread somewhere on here.

A girl isn't going to get out a ruler to measure your dick. She cares about how she feels in the moment. If you're doing everything right and you have an average dick, that's going to be better for her than some guy who is asking permission for everything and not taking charge who is packing heavy.

At an educated guess, 90-95% of the people who care about dick size are men. Size queens exist but they're not that common. Yeah, there's probably a floor below which you have a "damn that sucks" tiny dick, but it's a lot smaller than most guys think I'm sure. From a practical viewpoint, having a very big dick would suck IMO, unless you were trying to work in porn. Yeah, you get bragging rights... and then most girls can't give you a blowjob for shit, and you can't fit your dick all the way in them, and you can bet anal is right off the table most of the time. What a win that is.

FWIW I'm significantly above average, but not huge, and I wouldn't want to be bigger.
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Quote: (04-29-2016 04:56 PM)RoastBeefCurtains4Me Wrote:  

Quote: (04-29-2016 04:55 PM)Handsome Creepy Eel Wrote:  

Quote: (04-29-2016 04:50 PM)RoastBeefCurtains4Me Wrote:  

Does anybody know if it's possible to make my dick longer? [Image: angel.gif]

Inserting it into Lindy West's rancid pussy is guaranteed to increase its length by at least 2 inches.

The choice is yours, brave warrior!

Does it have to be rancid? What if she cleans up real good first?

"Fat girl that cleans up" is an oxymoron.

Don't ask how I know [Image: sad.gif]

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#23

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Looks like a normal distribution when you ignore the liars.
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Quote: (04-29-2016 04:50 PM)RoastBeefCurtains4Me Wrote:  

Does anybody know if it's possible to make my dick longer? [Image: angel.gif]

Your name seems oddly appropriate now.

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