[puckerman]

I'm totally serious with this question, and it's something I've wondered about. I saw two women standing on the street with the standard signs held up. They were asking for help. I estimate they were in their 30's and would have rated either one a six.

If I did approach, I would offer a nice meal and a shower at my place in exchange for what I want in the bedroom. I would insist on penetrating all three holes, of course. I might even ask her to give me a bath after she showers.

What do you guys think?

[eradicator]

No dude. They are probably at least part time whores and full of disease, possibly hep c or HIV/aids. A shower won't wash that shit off. You'd also have to worry about them ripping off your house while you aren't looking, stealing and pawning anything of value. This is just a bad idea on so many levels.

[Suits]

So, I was like...



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[GlobalMan]

So basically you want to turn a homeless into a personal prostitute.

Jesus Christ man. I hope you are drunk right now. If this is where your head is you need to meet up with a local member Immediately for support, or take an emergency trip to Bangkok.

[Snowplow]

This seems like the poor man's P4P.....no bueno bro!

[Lance Blastoff]

Wow....

Troll alert.

[Tactician]

Maybe OP is the reason there are so much fewer homeless women.

OP is trying to make the world a better place.

[Rush87]

[Virtus]

I... Don't.. Can't.. even

[cascadecombo]

You talking, within the last week became homeless or the homeless for the past 10 years and missing half her teeth homeless?

[Chauncey]

I was working in a small town in the oil patch a while back. There was this one homeless/drifter chick I saw a few times holding a sign at a traffic light, she easily was a Homeless 9.5 (Girl w/Shelter 6.5).

Mentally I ran through a few different logistical options: get some road head, swing by my hotel for a shower and bang, or jerk off in my car and fling my jizz at her as I drove by.

I figured the hotel was best option, just hide my valuables in my car trunk before I scooped her up. It wasn't in the cards though as I never saw her again.

[Sooth]

If in doubt - WWTD? (What would Trump do?)

He would approach her and issue fatherly advice, then send her on her way with enough money for a weeks worth of food, a free hat and a hearty pat on the back.

[Chauncey]

In the Southwest USA there are lots of drifter chicks that are travelling their way across America. I have noticed them mostly in towns along I-10, hitchhiking from one town to the next. A handful in the oil field towns of E NM and W TX too, good weather and lots of money to be panhandled I guess.

This reminds of the gypsy girls thread from a few months ago.

As the other posters in this thread have mentioned, the homeless/drifter girl is probably riddled with STDs and addictions, best to avoid.

[h3ltrsk3ltr]

I've seen a lot of this. God and I had just come from a Chicago approach session and we were joking about approaching the female on the corner.

Allow me to reiterate...

JOKING!

That said, what are the odds these people are paid by some superpac to drum up liberal sympathy?

Puckerman isn't stupid for asking this but I'll say what my DI said when I tried to refuse medical treatment so I wouldn't be dropped from my platoon for bronchto-pneumonia (only a thing in boot):

Good initiative, BAD JUDGMENT!!!

[Gustavus Adolphus]

Chauncey posted what I was thinking. There is a lot of wanderlust going on around lately. People quitting corporate jobs and traveling around living in vans and shit. While this may have been better suited for the Drunk Lounge, puckerman is down in Austin, TX if I recall correctly.

A lot of people are there because they heard it's a cool town and come check out the scene with no money or job prospects, so drifters and panhandlers run rampant under the overpasses. I like Austin, but it is hippie as fuck.

Not saying I think it would be a good idea, but p-man is probably just brainstorming new observations and came here to get feedback. Which is an overwhelming hell no.

[Snowplow]

If you are gonna drop anything on her, drop her the "Art of Self Reliance" by Ralph Waldo Emerson.

[kinjutsu]

(04-06-2016 11:51 PM)puckerman Wrote:  

I'm totally serious with this question, and it's something I've wondered about. I saw two women standing on the street with the standard signs held up. They were asking for help. I estimate they were in their 30's and would have rated either one a six.

If I did approach, I would offer a nice meal and a shower at my place in exchange for what I want in the bedroom. I would insist on penetrating all three holes, of course. I might even ask her to give me a bath after she showers.

What do you guys think?

This is some psychopathic/sociopathic stuff...
This reminds me of what happens in American Psycho when he picks up the street walker and makes her take a bath and wash herself in front of him while he talks about music.

This a lot darker than i will allow myself to go in order to secure a bang.

[AneroidOcean]

(04-07-2016 01:38 AM)Chauncey Wrote:  

I was working in a small town in the oil patch a while back. There was this one homeless/drifter chick I saw a few times holding a sign at a traffic light, she easily was a Homeless 9.5 (Girl w/Shelter 6.5).

Mentally I ran through a few different logistical options: get some road head, swing by my hotel for a shower and bang, or jerk off in my car and fling my jizz at her as I drove by.

I figured the hotel was best option, just hide my valuables in my car trunk before I scooped her up. It wasn't in the cards though as I never saw her again.

[FireStarter]

(04-06-2016 11:51 PM)puckerman Wrote:  

What do you guys think?

I think this post would have made more sense 6 days ago.

If this is a serious post, it's a terrible idea for multiple reasons. But mainly because there is no way the rewards (sex with an average looking woman) outweigh the risks (STDs, being robbed).

[Gmac]

This thread is not going in the direction OP was hoping for.

Short answer: Hell no for any number of reasons. Maybe el mechanico can shed some light or somehow turn this into a positive but I just don't see it.

[haywire]

What if you get turned down?

[Mercenary]

A girl who is under 40, not too fat, not drugged up and bangable will never be homeless for more than 1 day or 2.
Way too many white knights who will immediately give her everything she needs for nothing in return.

The only exception to this, is girls who are just totally fucked in the head.

Last year, on my way home in a wealthy and well off big city, I was approached on the street at about 11:30pm at night by a south American girl who was about a HB 6 (in her late 20s) who needed to send a text message to her parents abroad, because she had her phone and money "stolen". At first I thought she was legit and needed help. She didn't smell, didn't look drugged up, and didn't look homeless.

After about 10-15 minutes of talking to her I realized she was a textbook insane asylum case. She wanted me to send a message which said "I am ok, don't worry about me, I will contact you next week."

Not only did she have no money or phone, but also "lost" all her luggage and even the socks and shoes on her feet ! She could not explain (or could not remember) how she lost her socks and shoes. She had been to the police twice, but they had been "unhelpful" and a shelter for homeless had also "put her back on the street" because "they were weird". I offered to buy her some food, which she accepted, but after ordering at a night time sandwich bar, she changed her mind and didn't eat any of what she ordered. She also admitted her parents had put her in secluded care more than once.

Bangable or not, I knew to hang around this girl for more than 15 minutes was a danger of the highest order. I told her where the nearest police station was, where a well light covered area she could lie down overnight was, where there was a fountain with drinking water (and to wash her face & hands) was, and also where her embassy was that she could go to in the morning.

I then left her there on the street where she had initially approached me.
I did not give her any money.
I did not look back.

[realologist]

Hey guys,

I was walking by the burn victim unit in a hospital. There were a lot of girls in there. One was pretty smoking, I would say about a 7 and about 25. She barely looked like she was even burnt.

If I were to approach I would offer her some neosporin and expect her to offer that hot pussy in return. I would then penetrate the ears because everything else is burnt.

What do you guys think?

[Tuthmosis]

(04-06-2016 11:51 PM)puckerman Wrote:  

If I did approach, I would offer a nice meal and a shower at my place in exchange for what I want in the bedroom. I would insist on penetrating all three holes, of course. I might even ask her to give me a bath after she showers.

While this thread seems trollish, this almost happened to me once. Just make sure your "nice meal" doesn't include appetizers.

[Handsome Creepy Eel]

Even if you wanted to game a homeless woman, why would you possibly just go up to her and start discussing prostitution? Even if prostitution were legal in your area, that kind of solicitation would certainly not be.

Assuming you're serious about this, it would be better to just give her some small amount of help and then proceed with standard elderly game. Just walking up and mentioning sex sounds like a great way to get attacked or to have the cops called on you.