[MiXX]

Warning: This article is not for those with weak or have known heart conditions, squeamish or have weak stomachs. I became extremely sick as I read it.

Read at your own risk (you've been warned):

http://www.ehow.com/m/how_2301361_treat-...hould.html

AND

http://www.ehow.com/m/how_4434350_treat-...spect.html

Mixx

[Nonpareil]

I don't even need to click on related article 'How to make Him Addicted to You' to realize that it probably doesn't say keep yourself in shape, surprise him with sex frequently and take a cooking class.

[Handsome Creepy Eel]

It sickens me that this kind of advice is generally the first result of a google search of how to behave with women. Damn those Beta content farms. *headbang* *headbang*

[MiXX]

Wait, if the above two did not make you scream in agony and disgust at the same time, this one will:

http://www.ehow.com/m/how_8621969_teach-...women.html

Mixx

[Ajiaco]

People write those ehow articles to maximize search engine optimization, so that people will stupidly click on the article and ad revenue connected to clicks will be created. Thats why they are collections obvious information and cliches. These bland articles are no different.

[hypesession]

(07-13-2011 12:27 PM)Nonpareil Wrote:  

I don't even need to click on related article 'How to make Him Addicted to You' to realize that it probably doesn't say keep yourself in shape, surprise him with sex frequently and take a cooking class.

lol too funny

[Tuthmosis]

I kinda like this guy from the comments:

   

[Samseau]

pure propaganda


ehow

[amistod]

I like the sentence from the second article:

"If you want your Women to change her attitude about you treat her with respect and see how frequently you end up in the bedroom."

[Amour Fou]

How to get a girl to fall in love with you

Excerpt: Give her attention and lavish her with love. If you want a woman to fall in love with you, you have to show her how much she means to you. Telling her how you feel is great, but showing her your love is the key. Kiss her often, cuddle her, and do sweet things for her like making dinner, giving her a massage, or picking her a rose. When a woman knows how much she means to you, this helps her feel secure and increases the chance that she'll fall in love with you.

So we must compliment... and cuddle... right.

[Nonpareil]

(07-13-2011 03:47 PM)Amour Fou Wrote:  

How to get a girl to fall in love with you

Excerpt: Give her attention and lavish her with love. If you want a woman to fall in love with you, you have to show her how much she means to you. Telling her how you feel is great, but showing her your love is the key. Kiss her often, cuddle her, and do sweet things for her like making dinner, giving her a massage, or picking her a rose. When a woman knows how much she means to you, this helps her feel secure and increases the chance that she'll fall in love with you when she's 37, owns three cats, has had 70 cocks inside her and has no options left.

So we must compliment... and cuddle... right.

Fixed that for them.

What I fail to understand is how some 'men', when they see how compliment/cuddle achieves the opposite to the goal (LJBF talks, girl you like crying on your shoulder about the bad boy she's fucking, cheating etc.,) will still continue to employ it.

I enjoy reaping the rewards of their failure as much as all of you do, but sometimes I'm like 'Wow...'

[blurb]

Heh. Heh. If you thought those articles were bad, then brace yourselves for the ultimate, worst one yet. Behold,

http://www.ehow.com/how_2146528_raise-so...inist.html

[MiXX]

(07-13-2011 04:53 PM)blurb Wrote:  

Heh. Heh. If you thought those articles were bad, then brace yourselves for the ultimate, worst one yet. Behold,

http://www.ehow.com/how_2146528_raise-so...inist.html

OG! I think I'm going to go stab my left testicle with a red-hot pin now.....it's way more fun.

Mixx

[Tuthmosis]

(07-13-2011 04:53 PM)blurb Wrote:  

Heh. Heh. If you thought those articles were bad, then brace yourselves for the ultimate, worst one yet. Behold,

http://www.ehow.com/how_2146528_raise-so...inist.html

Holy shit. I just had a great idea:

We (the members of the RooshVForum) have to troll the fuck out of that eHow website with our own brand eHow articles. Let the brainstorming begin!

EDIT: It looks like you can only write "articles" for them if you apply. We can only troll via comments.

[CJ]

(07-13-2011 01:28 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  

I kinda like this guy from the comments:

"Tank you this very helpful for me, however, I'll start practis such attitude to my lady..."

Yep, pretty much sums up the level of intelligence required to actually buy into that crap.

[Gmac]

What's sad is a few years ago I'm sure I might have taken one of those columns seriously if I ran across it.

[Excelsior]

I could sit here and annihilate each of those articles one by one (subsequently delivering said rebuttals to their authors) and complain about their existing at all, but what would be the point?

Any man with common sense and even a smattering of experience with women knows that this is grade-a quality cow dung.

To be honest, I prefer to subscribe to a more Darwinian approach to these types of things. The immutable fact remains: women don't really respect men who behave the way these articles recommend them to. Thus, men who fall for this crap will suffer, and the few who don't will profit immensely from the failure of the majority of their peers.

These wise few will be the men who an abundance of women will use to cuckold their "respectful" mates, the men who get to test drive the BMW before it turns 30 and has 95,000 miles(read: 30+ cocks) on the clock. These will be the men who rack up the high notch counts and easily bang the girls other guys want to bang without waiting for their biological clocks to chime, adhering to the "90 day rule", splurging on a wedding ring or subjecting themselves to alimony and other draconian family law.

Dating has its own variety of natural selection. Men who play this chump game will suffer in shitty marriages and dysfunctional relationships(getting emasculated or cheated on), and those who wise up and behave like men instead of glorified tampons will benefit immensely and rise to the top. More chumps who buy into this crap = more pussy for the wiser man who has taken the red pill (read: just about everyone on this forum and in the gamesphere online). By lowering the romantic competence of such a large number of men, these articles only make it easier for guys like us who have enough sense to see through the crap.

We win regardless of how loud these white knights/feminists scream or how common these types of articles are at the top of the google rankings. Basic biology essentially guarantees this fact.

I say let them compliment and cuddle as much as they like.

[G Trooper]

Fucking A, these articles are terrible. You're right Mixx, reading them made my stomach turn haha. Gmac, we're in the same boat...I probably would have believed that crap before I learned about game.

Being in sales, I see all the bullshit perks that women get in the office. The beta tards in the office will basically get on their knees to please the wishes of the females in the office. Then when I actually need something done, I have to be an asshole to them so they get it done.

[el mechanico]

(07-13-2011 05:40 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  

(07-13-2011 04:53 PM)blurb Wrote:  

Heh. Heh. If you thought those articles were bad, then brace yourselves for the ultimate, worst one yet. Behold,

http://www.ehow.com/how_2146528_raise-so...inist.html

Holy shit. I just had a great idea:

We (the members of the RooshVForum) have to troll the fuck out of that eHow website with our own brand eHow articles. Let the brainstorming begin!

EDIT: It looks like you can only write "articles" for them if you apply. We can only troll via comments.

Im down!

First article: 'How to get laid on vacation without your girl finding out'

[MiXX]

Actually, now that I think about it, if someone were to come to me today, and ask me what's the best way to seduce a woman into sex I would do one thing: send him these links and tell him to do the EXACT OPPOSITE of everything he reads.

he'll be bangin in a week.


Mixx

[blurb]

(07-13-2011 07:45 PM)G Trooper Wrote:  

Being in sales, I see all the bullshit perks that women get in the office. The beta tards in the office will basically get on their knees to please the wishes of the females in the office. Then when I actually need something done, I have to be an asshole to them so they get it done.

You've piqued my curiousity. Can you elaborate with specific examples?

[Vitriol]

(07-13-2011 01:03 PM)MiXX Wrote:  

Wait, if the above two did not make you scream in agony and disgust at the same time, this one will:

http://www.ehow.com/m/how_8621969_teach-...women.html

Mixx

That one says you should tell young men that violence and breaking stuff is not ok. It might as well be titled "how to castrate your son at a young age". How about another one on "turning men into androgynous robots who will work all day, take orders, and hand you their paycheck". American women seem to have that second one mastered.

[that guy]

Actually for the first link, if your alpha level is high enough, all except number 4 are fine, as with a sufficient alpha level it will be necessary to do things such as this so she knows that you are at least somewhat interested in her. To steal a page from the gman, if you are swooping a 9 or a 10 who is higher class than your average bar slut, not to mention you are custom suited, then there is nothing wrong with opening a door for a woman or pulling her chair out.

However if you are dealing with a self entitled bitch, than do none of the above and instead question why you are taking out a low class bar slut to dinner anyway when you could be out getting money or have just got her a drink at the bar and took her home to fuck.

However with point number 2, I find that the more you use her name, it seems to establish mental bond with the woman, and regardless of the woman you are talking to, you should use it as much as possible. It will make it seem like she's known you for a longer time than she has. No harm in throwing in a teasing nickname, but I've never had problems simply using her real name as often as possible.

With point 4, I find giving a complement always works best with naming a body part, and should be done with strong eye language.

Link 2 points 1-2 is also a great way to treat a woman, but the problem is if you live in America where most women are feminist self entitled bitches, than none of them qualify for this treatment. However if dealing with a foreign women who have none of these flaws (like that sexy classy french girl your trying to get with) adjust your behaviour accordingly. Points 4-5 are garbage regardless of the class of woman you are dealing with and point 3 is just wtf.

[G Trooper]

(07-13-2011 08:06 PM)blurb Wrote:  

(07-13-2011 07:45 PM)G Trooper Wrote:  

Being in sales, I see all the bullshit perks that women get in the office. The beta tards in the office will basically get on their knees to please the wishes of the females in the office. Then when I actually need something done, I have to be an asshole to them so they get it done.

You've piqued my curiousity. Can you elaborate with specific examples?

Haha god yeah, I try to keep work seperated starting once I leave the office, but to elaborate. Say a new hot rep starts working everyone in the office will show her and teach her whatever they can, while a male rep will start working and literally bust his ass off and be on his own.

It's just like the hot chick that pulls through Dunkin Donuts and opens her bag only to find that the horny guy put 6 free donuts in her bag. I don't even know what a free donut tastes like.

I shouldn't rant though, i'll take being a MAN over some chick who gets the easy button in life any day of the week.

[MiXX]

Yeah, im guilty of that shit too. I always volunteer to give hot chics free pap smears! So, open those legs wide while Mixx puts his 2 index fingers way up to your cervix. This may tickle a bit

Here's the funny part: I told this girl
In Colombia I could check her, and she actually fell for it! After about 15 minutes of moving my fingers in her vagina, I fucked her.

Mixx