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North Korea Launches Nuke Headed for LA (False Alarm)
03-11-2016, 08:06 PM
Anyone else hear this on their TV minutes ago?
Typical broadcast alert system came on fox and proceeded to state that a nuclear weapon has been launched by North Korea headed for LA, advising people to seek fallout shelters.
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North Korea Launches Nuke Headed for LA (False Alarm)
03-11-2016, 08:08 PM
Nope but I personally can't wait for North Korea's "leadership" to get what's coming to them.
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North Korea Launches Nuke Headed for LA (False Alarm)
03-11-2016, 08:11 PM
Just 2 live tweets so far. NK wouldn't be that fucking stupid.
Also, they did just lose contact with a submarine.
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North Korea Launches Nuke Headed for LA (False Alarm)
03-11-2016, 08:31 PM
North Korea does not possess ICBM technology capable of delivering a payload to North America to begin with. They might be able to blow a dirty bomb in South Korea or maybe even Japan but N.A. is completely out of the question. ICBM tech is pretty complex and is much more than just launching a rocket.
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North Korea Launches Nuke Headed for LA (False Alarm)
03-11-2016, 08:58 PM
Can we redirect it to Chicago?
Once Trump leaves, of course.
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03-11-2016, 09:02 PM
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North Korea Launches Nuke Headed for LA (False Alarm)
03-11-2016, 11:09 PM
A report of a nuke headed for LA and the first thing you do is start a thread about it?
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North Korea Launches Nuke Headed for LA (False Alarm)
03-11-2016, 11:57 PM
Maybe you should read some books on North Korea then you wouldn't be so easily rused.
The complete ignorance of North Korea by everyone is incredibly irritating to me. If you understand their m.o you would understand why something like that isn't possible. I'm not saying they would never use nuclear weapons but the idea they would do a first strike is beyond retarded.
I could understand if you were watching TV and that came on but you were watching a goddamn illegal stream. Christ...
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North Korea Launches Nuke Headed for LA (False Alarm)
03-12-2016, 02:22 AM
Well, thanks for the heart attack.
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North Korea Launches Nuke Headed for LA (False Alarm)
03-12-2016, 02:27 AM
It's North Korea. At best it would land out in the Valley somewhere, and hey good riddance.
In all seriousness, NK does not have the capacity for an icbm across the ocean to Los Angeles. They would nuke South Korea or maybe Japan if they were going to nuke someone.
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North Korea Launches Nuke Headed for LA (False Alarm)
03-12-2016, 02:30 AM
I wish North Korea would try that shit.
We'd shoot it down and then fuck their shit harder than any shit has ever been fucked.
And then think what kind of a poosy paradise North Korea would be after that government was gone. Beautiful.
When that regime finally collapses I'm going to be on the first flight over there with a Korean-English dictionary and about a billion condoms.
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North Korea Launches Nuke Headed for LA (False Alarm)
03-12-2016, 02:35 AM
I'd like to add that those emergency message things scare the fuck out of me, there are several on YouTube for a ton of different scenarios (nuke attack, zombie invasion, martial law, etc.) - it puts my body in "fight or flight" mode even though I know it's fake. I think my brain just gets tricked because if such a scenario were to actually occur that's probably what we'd all be seeing on our TVs and radios.
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03-12-2016, 02:55 AM
Let's say for a second that Russia actually launched a nuke at us, which would obviously lead to nuclear war. Would we actually be told about this? I'm not sure they would broadcast anything to the masses.
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North Korea Launches Nuke Headed for LA (False Alarm)
03-12-2016, 03:50 AM
Then Russians and Cubans would air drop into Montana.
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North Korea Launches Nuke Headed for LA (False Alarm)
03-12-2016, 09:50 AM
But seriously...
Quote: (03-12-2016 04:02 AM)captain_shane Wrote:
See that's the thing that puzzles me. Why attack a place that so obvious as LA or NYC? Why not drop a nuke on Yellowstone, or the fault lines? It's like terrorists, I don't really get why they just blow themselves up and kill 5-10 people, it's pointless. Why don't they ever actually do anything like poison water supplies, or blow up dams?
They're the first places you think about when someone mentions the US.
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I've just always figured that if you want to incite a shit load of fear, there are better things you could do than strap a bomb to your chest and kill some random people on the streets.
It's the random stuff that scares people the most. Or pretty much anything that breaks the normal day-to-day schedule...
Have some more bleach.
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