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"Oh, you brought a condom with you? Were you expecting to get laid or something?"
07-13-2011, 12:41 PM
'No, this condom was given to me by my father who received it from his father you see'
... OR
'I always carry one in case I meet my Dream Girl'
that deviates her attention towards wondering if I mean she's my dream girl and implies that my Dream Girl would have no problem using one the moment we meet...
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"Oh, you brought a condom with you? Were you expecting to get laid or something?"
07-13-2011, 01:09 PM
I don't like the first one, because if you are dealing with a very witty, and smart-ass girl with a law degree she'll reply with:
"oh, so now you can pass it on to your son, 'cuz he won't be getting laid either"
I like the second one however.
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"Oh, you brought a condom with you? Were you expecting to get laid or something?"
07-13-2011, 01:23 PM
Quote: (07-13-2011 01:09 PM)MiXX Wrote:
I don't like the first one, because if you are dealing with a very witty, and smart-ass girl with a law degree she'll reply with:
"oh, so now you can pass it on to your son, 'cuz he won't be getting laid either"
I like the second one however.
HAHA way to put yourself in the situation. You pretty much just role played as a "very witty, and smart-ass girl with a law degree."
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"Oh, you brought a condom with you? Were you expecting to get laid or something?"
07-16-2011, 11:56 AM
Quote: (07-11-2011 12:07 AM)lilseezie Wrote:
Quote: (07-10-2011 07:26 PM)Neil Skywalker Wrote:
It still surprises how many girls want to fuck without condom. I actually have to convince them that i'm using one. Happened to me twice this week.
Aren't you in Bolivia right now? They probably want to get knocked up by a guy from a wealthier country!
I think its more a case of being super horny. i have that effect on girls
The second girl was a Spanish girl with her own place
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"Oh, you brought a condom with you? Were you expecting to get laid or something?"
07-16-2011, 09:11 PM
I don't always carry a condom, but when--oh wait, I do always carry a condom.
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"Oh, you brought a condom with you? Were you expecting to get laid or something?"
07-18-2011, 10:36 AM
I'm really at the point where if a woman said to me that she won't fuck me, I'll tell her that I'll find someone else who will, and then ask her to leave.