[Anabasis to Desta]

(11-25-2015 11:36 PM)Cr33pin Wrote:  

(11-25-2015 10:44 PM)rpg Wrote:  

If a dude made jizz cupcakes and fed it to people he would be locked up. This feminist can make yeast rolls from her snatch and gets applause from other feminists? Who is the sick one? Just another example of what women do without a strong male frame over them.

A guy at the Lee's chicken in my hometown jizzed in the mashed potatoes. They closed the restaurant for good.. which sucks cause they had banging honey BBQ chicken and salty tangy mashed potatoes.

My other friends worked at Hardees in highschool and would pee on the lettuce and do vile things to the food.

^Huge part of the reason i don't hit large fast food chains!

The majority of people working at these establishments are either angst ridden teens or other people very unsatisfied with their life.

Only fast food joints i go to are ethnic food trucks or family owned businesses. Far less likely for an owner to smear his snot on the bread before handing you a panini.

[Ambicatus]

I can't be the only one who instantly thought of this

[Gmac]

Quote:

The feminist, whose blog is called Another Angry Woman, noted that her bread “caused quite a lot of visceral horror” because she added “something a little bit unconventional in the starter: yeast from my vagina.”

Stavri claimed she used a sex aid to pull the yeast from her vagina and then used that fluid as a base ingredient to make the yeast starter for a loaf of sour-dough bread.

The blogger added her fluids to flour and water and then chronicled the fermentation process on her blog.

Stavri even had a demeaning name to call her bread using a hashtag containing the “C” word.

But it wasn’t long before people on social media began to criticize the woman’s experiment as evidence of her mental illness.

Stavri was called on her bizarre experiment, with many commenters saying that there is something “seriously wrong” with her, and some even said that she has ruined bread for them.

As the criticism grew, though, the woman began to ask supporters not to engage with critics but instead to donate money to her “art” causes.

[Praetor Lupus]

(11-26-2015 01:02 AM)Ambicatus Wrote:  

I can't be the only one who instantly thought of this

Rest assured. You weren't.

[Abelard Lindsey]

(11-25-2015 03:53 PM)CitizenLiberty Wrote:  

Liberalism is a mental disorder. #nomnom
http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/...bake-bread

Not necessarily. Think of taking the idea of making lemonade from the lemons handed to you to a whole new level.

[Horus]

(11-25-2015 06:45 PM)eljeffster Wrote:  

This gif has made an appearance before and needs to be completely banned from this forum. How can a man properly enjoy a toasted cheese sandwich (one of life's greatest pleasures) after seeing one in this context? This is extremely triggering and I thought this was a safe space.

[Wrec]

(04-14-2015 03:41 PM)Parlay44 Wrote:  

I wanna see her make some sour dough rolls or focaccia bread with her yeast infection next.

You sir predicted the future.
Original pussy yogurt topic
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[samsamsam]

(11-26-2015 11:42 PM)Horus Wrote:  

(11-25-2015 06:45 PM)eljeffster Wrote:  

This gif has made an appearance before and needs to be completely banned from this forum. How can a man properly enjoy a toasted cheese sandwich (one of life's greatest pleasures) after seeing one in this context? This is extremely triggering and I thought this was a safe space.

I've always wanted to make a cheesy grilled cheese sandwich. I can never seem able to make it that cheesy. Is the missing ingredient yeast from a retarded cunt?

[brick tamland]

This begs the question: Why doesn't she get treatment for the yeast infection

[AFS]

Can the thread title be changed to something else, like "feminist does something disgusting"?

I read the title while eating breakfast this morning and vomited oat meal all over my girlfriend.

[AFS]

(11-25-2015 11:36 PM)Cr33pin Wrote:  

A guy at the Lee's chicken in my hometown jizzed in the mashed potatoes. They closed the restaurant for good.. which sucks cause they had banging honey BBQ chicken and salty tangy mashed potatoes.

The number of times I've heard these jizz stories is good enough anecdotal evidence to avoid eating at fast food joints altogether.

A friend of mine worked in KFC in Manhattan, so thousands of people eating there every day. He was working the night shift, and walked in on another employee jerking off into the big vat of oil used to fry all the chicken.

Needless to say he quit the next day. But imagine - thousands of people. It's like reverse bukkaki.

Moral of the story: let's raise minimum wage for fast food workers so they stop jizzing in our food.

[Praetor Lupus]

(11-27-2015 04:24 AM)AFS Wrote:  

Can the thread title be changed to something else, like "feminist does something disgusting"?

I read the title while eating breakfast this morning and vomited oat meal all over my girlfriend.

Did she then use those oats to bake anything?

[Horus]

(11-27-2015 01:31 AM)samsamsam Wrote:  

I've always wanted to make a cheesy grilled cheese sandwich. I can never seem able to make it that cheesy. Is the missing ingredient yeast from a retarded cunt?

Fuck you triple Sam. You're ruining my life.

[eljeffster]

(11-26-2015 11:42 PM)Horus Wrote:  

(11-25-2015 06:45 PM)eljeffster Wrote:  

This gif has made an appearance before and needs to be completely banned from this forum. How can a man properly enjoy a toasted cheese sandwich (one of life's greatest pleasures) after seeing one in this context? This is extremely triggering and I thought this was a safe space.

I would have never thought of a grilled cheese sandwich this way either, if not for this forum. I thought the one with sparkles was a nice new addition.

[samsamsam]

(11-27-2015 03:20 AM)brick tamland Wrote:  

This begs the question: Why doesn't she get treatment for the yeast infection

You know SJWs they think all life matters. Yeast are people too.

(11-27-2015 06:52 AM)Horus Wrote:  

(11-27-2015 01:31 AM)samsamsam Wrote:  

I've always wanted to make a cheesy grilled cheese sandwich. I can never seem able to make it that cheesy. Is the missing ingredient yeast from a retarded cunt?

Fuck you triple Sam. You're ruining my life.

Sorry, not sorry