[Designate]

Well gents, it's time for another installment of Miss World.

Let's take a moment and appreciate one of the few things women are actually good at, beauty pageants.

http://www.missworld.com/contestants/

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL...UKUP1CjFef

This thread would be worthless without pics..

Top 5 for me:

1. Miss Romania



2. Miss Ukraine



3. Miss Moldova




4. Miss Mongolia



5. Miss Hungary



Close Runners-Up: Miss Colombia, Miss Zimbabwe, Miss Iceland

[Seth_Rose]

I love this time of year...

OP I think you got the best ones but I also like Ms. Kyrgyzstan

[Handsome Creepy Eel]

Miss Ukraine is vastly overrated - what's up with that aggressive face? She looks permanently pissed off... Japan has a similarly weird face/nose, but at least looks friendly and feminine:



I concur with Romania being awesome, but not the best. The best is:

France



Iceland is also pretty good:



Croatia, Bosnia and Macedonia are woefully underrepresented. There are so many girls prettier in these countries than their emissaries.

Miss Philippines looks nice, but not Filipino at all:



Among Africans, South Sudan seems nice:

[The Lizard of Oz]

The level of talent is generally quite disappointing. Obviously there are many fuckable sluts there, but Guadeloupe is the only one that approaches model standards:





Of the others, India is a nice ohmygawd slut, not model level but would be very good to fuck:

[Designate]

(11-08-2015 10:30 AM)Seth_Rose Wrote:  

Good spot, I overlooked her.

WPIT5

Would put in top 5

[aSimpNamedBrokeback]

On google.images Miss Romania is an immediate stand out. Not so obvious from the Miss World site, but I agree with the OP, shes #1.




Miss Mauritius is also a strong showing that hasn't been mentioned.

[Horus]

(11-08-2015 10:14 AM)Designate Wrote:  

4. Miss Mongolia

[Oz.]

Just booked a flight to Moldova.

[Libertas]

Full list:

http://thegreatpageantcommunity.com/2015...ntestants/

Miss Austria:



I agree, Miss Iceland is also pretty good:



Miss Venezuela:



Miss Brazil has a real exotic look, kind of looks like some Japanese has been mixed in there:



This is Miss Kazakhstan?





Was not expecting that look there.

[Anabasis to Desta]

Ethiopia ......





Pathetic! A 4 at best ... actually a 3 considering her poor farmers daughter look. I always like rooting for my home team ETHIOPIA but the past 3-4 years all the Miss World & Miss Universe representatives from my country have been ethnic minorities from the south and eastern parts of the country.

We without doubt have the best talent in Africa. The judges panel however is composed of government cadres whose intent is to "integrate & welcome" the darker skinned minorities of our country. Oh well.

[johnfortunebg]

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Was not expecting that look there.

There is a large Russian minority in Kazahstan (~25%).

Miss Turkey will be definitely a 10 in my book if she trimms her fucking eyebrows.



Seriously, how can you be Miss "Anything" and not take care of that shit?

Nevermind, will still WBDI (Would Bang and Destroy for Islam).

Also:

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Height 185

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Ecem is a fierce competitor, playing volleyball on the national stage. Winning the Balkan Volleyball Championship in 2012 is one of her proudest moments

WVTB (Would Volleyball This Bitch)

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Pathetic! a 4 at best ... actually a 3 considering her poor farmers daughter look.

Her place is definitely not in this competition but she is a 7.

[MikeS]

@johnfortunebg

Do you know why there's no contestant from Bulgaria? I didn't check to see if every single other European country was on the list, but BG stood out as missing.

[kosko]

Yeah not sure bout that Miss Ethiopia. I can walk into hookah bar and snatch a hotter broad to put up there.

Its hard to find high level 9's in these pagenets but your country must put up it's best mid-range women. It should ideally provide a snap shot of a country's talent year over year of how it's stock of women fair. Country's that consistently trot out mules each year like some of the Anglo countries can from time to time (Canada, UK, USA) points to issues among the stock of "elite" women. (Elite means high pedigree with good looks; good schooling, well rounded activities, social capital, etc).

I love these pageants as I have always used them as unoffical way to guage the hottest nations for women, and I typically take time to scan each nation each year. But I get confused as Miss World vs Miss Universe is not the same. I believe Trump runs Miss Universe while Miss World is a bit more sporadic and more prone to being waters down (I might have it being the inverse).

Will be reporting back once I get a chance to scan all of them.

[johnfortunebg]

(11-08-2015 11:57 AM)MikeS Wrote:  

@johnfortunebg

Do you know why there's no contestant from Bulgaria? I didn't check to see if every single other European country was on the list, but BG stood out as missing.

I was wondering about this myself. A little googling led to this:

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Miss Bulgaria 2014 Simona Evgenieva will not be allowed to compete in Miss World 2015. She has sabotaged herself by admitting she has had a plastic surgery done {boob job - apparently against the rules}. ... She also has a tatoo on her arm - also against the rules.

Here is how she looks:



Not a big loss for the competition in my opinion.

[Handsome Creepy Eel]

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She also has a tatoo on her arm - also against the rules.

[Belgrano]

(11-08-2015 10:38 AM)The Lizard of Oz Wrote:  

The level of talent is generally quite disappointing.

Yes, for something called Miss World I would have expected more.

(11-08-2015 11:37 AM)Libertas Wrote:  

Miss Brazil has a real exotic look, kind of looks like some Japanese has been mixed in there:

This is Miss Kazakhstan?
Was not expecting that look there.

Miss Brazil is half Korean, which is interesting because Miss Korea grew up in Brazil too.
There´s still quite a few Russians left in Kazakhstan.

After looking at all the pics, reading the biographies and Q&A, here are my picks:

Miss Monglia: Anu Shamshir

Another picture:

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In her spare time Anu likes to ride horses, she enjoys Mongolian folk dancing, drawing and writing poems. When it comes to food, nothing beats her mother’s cooking; healthy, nutritious and protein rich Mongolian cuisine.

Saving the honor of Asian girls in this competition.
Based on looks, she has to be the winner. Also likes protein.
By the way, her competition for Miss Mongolia: Miss World Mongolia 2015 contestants

Miss Latvia: Lāsma Zemene

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Lāsma is a police officer, residing in Riga. Growing up in the town of Jelgava, she moved to the capital where she is currently enrolled in a Law degree, with aspirations of pursuing a career as a professional lawyer. Her current career in law enforcement has given her an interest in keeping fit, regularly going running, she enjoys training in fighting and self defence sports, and she also helps train dogs. Lāsma enjoys all kinds of music, finding something she likes in every genre, and sushi is her favourite cuisine.

Seems like a cool gal.

Miss Iceland: Arna Ýr JÓNSDÓTTIR

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Arna says she can always be found with a big smile on her face, and always looks on the bright side of life. An international athlete, she is part of the Icelandic track & field team, pole vaulting for Iceland for the past 5 years after progressing from gymnastics. Currently at college, she plans on studying Nursing at university before pursuing a career in midwifery. She also loves to paint, and sells her paintings online via her Facebook page. Arna is also a big lover of animals, and currently cares for a cat she rescued from the street and a puppy. Arna’s favourite food is her grandmothers and she says her Icelandic meat soup is the best.

Athlete, fitness freak, dream job is highly feminine and caring, thinks makeup is unnecessary, compassionate with cooking skills.
That´s the kind of girl I´d make lots of children with.

Miss Kyrgyzstan: Tattybubu Samidin Kyzy



Looks pretty even when wearing a potato sack. No further questions.

Miss Colombia: María Alejandra López



Favorite website is TED.com, studies Industrial Engineering and wants to start her own business producing low cost medicine, would have dinner with and is impressed by the Pope (a lot better than Angelina Jolie or Michelle Obama, the choices of most other girls), knows all abilities of Professor X (of X-Men fame), loves dancing, animals and being outdoors in nature. Apparently into Spirituality and Religion.
Of course I could be wrong, but seems like a solid, sweet girl.

Miss Myanmar: Khin Yadanar Thein Myint

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Khin Yadanar Thein was born and raised in Mandalay, a city in central Myanmar and a cultural and economical hub. Studying German at Mandalay University and receiving a diploma in Tourism Management, Khin Yadanar works as a tour guide in her city, but has aspirations of a career in travel journalism, which would combine all her passions; travel, photography and learning about the world. In her spare time, she likes to swim, to hike and to practice Shan martial arts. Her favourite music genres are rock and pop, and Myanma Author Ju is her all time favourite.

Studied German (), favorite writer is Burmese, favorite website too, would have dinner with another Burmese writer, favorite fashion designer is Burmese, feels most comfortable in traditional clothing. Of all the girls in the competition she´s the only one not mentioning a foreigner in any of those categories, or at all.
Doesn´t seem cosmopolitan or globalized, but traditional and down to earth. Big plus in my opinion



Quality is not that high, but standing out as most disappointing, from what I can remember:

Korea (Looks like every other Miss Korea, Korean Model, actress, singer, etc. It´s getting boring.)
Sweden (What the fuck Sweden?)
Ethiopia (You gotta be kidding me, this from the country with the hottest girls in Africa?)
Japan (She´s just not pretty.)
Thailand (Should stop trying to look like a white girl.)
Nigeria (Similar reason to Ethiopia.)
Malaysia (That hapa girl is basically Australian.)

[MikeS]

(11-08-2015 12:05 PM)johnfortunebg Wrote:  

(11-08-2015 11:57 AM)MikeS Wrote:  

@johnfortunebg

Do you know why there's no contestant from Bulgaria? I didn't check to see if every single other European country was on the list, but BG stood out as missing.

I was wondering about this myself. A little googling led to this:

Quote:

Miss Bulgaria 2014 Simona Evgenieva will not be allowed to compete in Miss World 2015. She has sabotaged herself by admitting she has had a plastic surgery done {boob job - apparently against the rules}. ... She also has a tatoo on her arm - also against the rules.

Here is how she looks:



Not a big loss for the competition in my opinion.

I saw at the very least twenty hotter girls in downtown Sofia the other afternoon.

[joost]

Those girls are not ugly, far from it. But to put them as the best representation of a country? That's too much in my opinion.

The impression I have is that those girls are the best girls willing to prostitute themselves. We know how the world works.




Ten years ago I was working as a producer for some parties. It was impressive how girls would throw at me when I were choosing a go-go girls/dancers for the stage. I imagine being one of the producers of Miss Universe. I would faint after banging so many girls.

[DjembaDjemba]

(11-08-2015 11:49 AM)johnfortunebg Wrote:  

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Was not expecting that look there.

There is a large Russian minority in Kazahstan (~25%).

Miss Turkey will be definitely a 10 in my book if she trimms her fucking eyebrows.

That woman takes the cake in my eyes.

She re-affirms my commitment to visiting Greece/Bulgaria/Romania/Turkey almost every year. I'm a big fan of the dark European/Asiatic look.

[General Stalin]

(11-08-2015 11:37 AM)Libertas Wrote:  

Miss Austria:

Jaw too wide and masculine. Possible tranny. 2/10 WNB

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I agree, Miss Iceland is also pretty good:

Face too wide, no definition in arms. Definite SIF. 2/10 WNB

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Miss Venezuela:

Too much makeup. Either drag queen or covering up awful skin. 2/10 WNB

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Miss Brazil has a real exotic look, kind of looks like some Japanese has been mixed in there:

Horse teeth. 2/10 WNB

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This is Miss Kazakhstan?

Arm too long and awkwardly posed. Also very point elbow. 2/10 WNB

Lots of uggos in this thread guys stop pedestalizing.

[The Lizard of Oz]

General Stalin: worse than 2/10 WNB is the ludicrous idea that these are particularly hot girls. They're not; most of them are surprisingly mediocre.

In addition, their website is of stunningly poor quality, and the photographer they employ is terrible. The whole thing has the feel of a third string contest that has run out of money and is unable to attract any real talent.

[CostinR]

Honestly I don't find many of these chicks impressive. Would go with Columbia or Hungary to be honest.

With regards to my country I find myself disappointed, there are far better looking chicks then that.

[Captainstabbin]

The "beautiful" contestant from the US.

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“Hello everyone and welcome to my page! Victoria Mendoza, who strives to embody the ethos of the Miss World Organization by introducing ‘Beauty with a Purpose’ to the United States of America.”

So the "Ethos" of Miss World is to push a feminist charity on the US...great.

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Victoria is a third year Broadcast Journalism & Mass Communication student.

I never would have guessed.

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"My country represents and values freedom and diversity. My home state of Arizona has the most beautiful sunsets and is home to one of the natural wonders of the world, the Grand Canyon.”

Not all of us sweetheart.




I don't know a lot of guys who like this look.

Here she is, still made up, still photoshopped, but looking like any other very average girl you'd see on ASU campus. When I lived in LA, you could find hotter chicks in 7-11 buying Skittles at 3 am.

[Sooth]

Miss New Zealand:

[RIslander]

Hey at least theres no fatties... yet.