People who have been following my posts know that I am very attached to Thailand. I live there full time since 3 years. Coming from a mixed French / English background, hearing people speaking an Asian language left me totally clueless. Just listening to the tones and looking at a Thai text gave me a headache, "how can people really understand that?". That is probably the reaction that most tourists get when being exposed to a language such as Thai the first time. I've lived in Thailand for nearly 2 years without speaking Thai, as I had a LTR translating the most important stuff, and I was dating bilingual girls.
However, the truth is: speaking Thai will get you A LOT farther in everything. I would say that it is a must if you plan to live in Thailand for the long term. From picking up 7-Eleven girls to dating hi-so girls whose family wouldn't accept a foreigner, but you get a free pass since you speak Thai. For business reasons, to avoid getting cheated, to talk your way out of any situation, and so on.
How hard is learning Thai? Eight months ago I couldn't speak Thai at all, and today I can write stories, write essays, and have science discussions. Now, let's move on to how it's done.
1) Getting the right environment
In order to learn the language, you will need to put a few tools at your disposal. This ensures that you will have the best learning pace and best possible acquisition.
a) I may trigger a few haters here, but you NEED a school if you goal is to achieve pseudo-fluency without taking 10 years. There are several good schools in Bangkok, I will be glad to recommend you some by PM (since I won't publicly post the shill of a school). You shouldn't pay more than 10,000 baht per month to learn.
b) Avoid private tutors. Learning in a group environment is way, way better. Move your lazy ass and go to school. Good boy.
c) Avoid bar-girls or deadbeat losers, who will make you remember bad patterns and make you sound like a clown when you try to imitate them.
d) Do not be in a LTR. Date multiple Thai girls at the same time.
e) Speak Thai whenever you are able to.
f) Watch 30 minutes of Thai TV everyday, even if you don't understand everything at first.
2) Learning converstional skills
Any good school will skip the writing system altogether for the first months, and will only focus on speaking. The teacher / tutor, when using the whiteboard, should write the phonetic of words, rather than the real Thai writing. For example, the common word for "i am good" is often described as "sabay-dee". You should learn, for now, "sabäaydii" (low tone mark on the first "aa", and mid tone on the last "ii"), rather than "สบายดี" (actual spelling).
Only and strictly stick to phonetic writing for now. If you start learning the alphabet at the same time, you will get a headache and possibly lose interest in the subject. Learn how to speak properly first. You will understand later why it was important. We are all curious to learn more, but pay attention to that.
The layout is based on the school I went to, which included 15 hours of study per week (3 hours x 5 days) in a group environment with 5 to 9 students. That's the path that I followed, but feel free to modify it according to your needs. It can be also a good indicator of whether you're falling behind or not should you choose another method of learning.
Month 1:
You should focus on learning basic conversational skills. This will include:
- First day: Practicing tones. Mandatory for all the rest.
- Greeting
- Ordering beer and food
- Giving basic directions
- Sentence structures (if, when, while, but, and, etc...)
- Name of foods, drinks, fruits / vegetables
Month 2:
You should improve your converstional skills, such as:
- Giving advanced directions
- Describing your house layout
- Talking about feelings
- Describing your home country
Month 3:
This should be the final month of speaking classes without Thai alphabet:
- Convincing someone to come to your country
- Explaining why your vacation was good
- Socializing, making wishes
- Shopping for something
It took me a total of 180 hours to do the above. I was also practicing on my own. You can't expect to simply sit there for 15 hours, go home, and remember everything.
A good method is to find a "trick" for every word. For example, car is "rôt" รถ and bus is "rôtméé" รถเมล์. Think of this: in the old times, in Thailand, the buses were used to carry mail around, rather than the postman. So "mail car", and "méé" sounds similar to "mail". Having a trick for each word will ensure that you don't forget the most important ones.
If you stop here, you will be able to communicate in many situations, and you should be all set to go on dates with Thai girls without using English. If you decide to continue, you will start seeing the Thai alphabet which goes a long way towards proficiency. It is highly recommended that you start learning the alphabet after the 3rd month, as this is a critical point in your learning curve: you can speak good, and you will start writing.
3) Learning basic writing skills
Based on the same study context described above, month 4 should be the time to start learning the Thai alphabet. All you need to remember is the data below, that you will learn through months 4 and 5. It all fits on a A4 sheet of paper, font 12. Remember the chart below, and you can correctly pronounce every single Thai word ever written.
The writing system has 3 things that you need to be aware of:
1) Consonants
2) Vowels
3) Tone marks
---- Consonants ----
The alphabet has 44 consonants, and a few vowels (depending on what "shape" you consider being a vowel). The 44 consonants are split in 4 categories: Low-class pair (LCP), Low-class single (LCS), High-class (HC), Mid-class (MC). The table belows shows them all:
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That's all the Thai consonants in the language. I won't write their sounds, as it can be easily found out, but the table was there to show the simplicity.
Each of the classes illustrates the 7 characters + their less-common form (such as used in proper nouns) in paranthesis. If you are not sure which one to use, use the common one and you are right 85% of the time. Consonants marked with * are not used anymore, but are still present in the original alphabet.
To remember the table above, "low-class PAIR" and "high class" are like husband and wife: the first sound "p" is the same, the second sound "t" is the same, and it goes on for all seven.
---- Vowels ----
A vowel must be placed on a consonant at all times. The consonant is always pronounced first, followed by the vowel. If the word starts by a vowel, such as "ari", the letter อ will be used as a silent vowel carrier. Here are all those babies, but they can be agruingly more since some forms are more used than others. I will list the long form, short form, and form having a final consonent, if applicable, otherwise the standard form applies:
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---- Tone Marks ----
There are 4 tone marks, which indicate the 5 tones: low, mid (no mark), high, rising, falling. I won't go in much details, but they are very easy to understand.
A good teacher will make you practice reading some sounds like in elementary school. 60 hours is way enough to read the full alphabet, vowels, and tone marks. It goes very fast, as each character is a sound rather than a word (like Chinese, for example). You will also need to practice writing on your own, around 20 - 30 minutes per day.
This is what months 4 and 5 should be about. You will be reading sounds, and gradually, you will start to meet the words you learned in the first 3 months. The phonetic writing will then start to make sense, and the great revelation will appear before your eyes: you can now read, write, speak, and listen to Thai.
At this point, you can chat in Thai with girls. Use a Thai keyboard and practice your writing everyday. Chat only in Thai with the girls. This takes some time, as even today, I'm slightly under 50 WPM when typing in Thai. At many times through your journey, you will realize how a teacher was an important asset.
Remember: All consonant / vowel / tone mark data fits on a single sheet of paper. Only one data page to remember and you can pronounce every single word in the Thai alphabet. That's why you shouldn't spend more than a total of 100 hours on learning the writing system.
That's not all. This is the end of month 5, let's move on!
4) Reading texts
After the 5th month, you will be at the level of writing simple dictations. You will also be able to write texts describing your holiday, etc. and you will be able to read one-page Thai texts talking about various subjects.
Months 6 and 7 should be dedicated to that. Write texts, read texts, go on dates with girls, fuck only in Thai (speaking Thai doesn't defeat LMR faster, unfortunately), watch TV, practice typing. It's not time to stop studying yet, as you are in the best part: you are actually able to write your thoughts in Thai without any problem, and you are just improving.
If you are studying in a government-approved school, your teacher should ask you to write texts as homework (normally 1 page is the norm, I've got comments from various students from different schools), and evaluate your spelling / tone marks / etc. If you are studying on your own, then you should try to write things by yourself and ask a Thai person to correct you. When I used to do my homework, I sent a picture of my page to 3-4 girls to make sure that no mistake was left uncorrected.
So moving forward in time: month 7 is over. You've been studying for more than half a year, and seeing tremendous results. You are technically able to stop studying, but if you plan on living here in the long term, there is one final step.
5) Final step: getting your Ministry of Education language proficiency certificate
Many schools offer a government exam preparation class. This is seriously a big step ahead, and I recommend you take some other advances classed (business, culture, politics, etc.) for 2-3 months before you attempt to grab the bull by the horns and take the final class. At my school, this is an intensive 3-month course that aims to prepare us for the final exam (this year, it will be on November 28th, and I will be taking it). The final exam is in 4 parts:
- Speaking: You have to make a 10-minute monologue in front of an examinator
- Listening: You listen to a "story" on the radio, and get questioned on it
- Writing: You have to write an essay about whatever subject the examinator chooses
- Reading: You read various texts, and have to answer questions
I am currently in month 9 of my studies. I am able to write essays, describe various religions ceremonies, explain science facts, read texts related to history and various topics. That's only 9 months, and every student who followed the same path was able to do it, so I have nothing special. I just followed the system in place.
The exam will give you a grade from 1 (kid level) to 6 (doctorate level) on each of the 4 disciplines. You need a total of 12 points to pass. Those 12 points can be split any way you want. You can get 6 in writing and 2 everywhere else, and still pass, but the chances of scoring 5 and above on a given discipline are extremely low. Focus on getting 3-4 everywhere.
Let's say that you passed the exam: you get your official certification. Go ahead and apply for a job, work permit, show, or anything that requires you to speak Thai, and you're automatically ahead 90% of other applicants.
Hope that helps! Any feedback is welcome.
However, the truth is: speaking Thai will get you A LOT farther in everything. I would say that it is a must if you plan to live in Thailand for the long term. From picking up 7-Eleven girls to dating hi-so girls whose family wouldn't accept a foreigner, but you get a free pass since you speak Thai. For business reasons, to avoid getting cheated, to talk your way out of any situation, and so on.
How hard is learning Thai? Eight months ago I couldn't speak Thai at all, and today I can write stories, write essays, and have science discussions. Now, let's move on to how it's done.
1) Getting the right environment
In order to learn the language, you will need to put a few tools at your disposal. This ensures that you will have the best learning pace and best possible acquisition.
a) I may trigger a few haters here, but you NEED a school if you goal is to achieve pseudo-fluency without taking 10 years. There are several good schools in Bangkok, I will be glad to recommend you some by PM (since I won't publicly post the shill of a school). You shouldn't pay more than 10,000 baht per month to learn.
b) Avoid private tutors. Learning in a group environment is way, way better. Move your lazy ass and go to school. Good boy.
c) Avoid bar-girls or deadbeat losers, who will make you remember bad patterns and make you sound like a clown when you try to imitate them.
d) Do not be in a LTR. Date multiple Thai girls at the same time.
e) Speak Thai whenever you are able to.
f) Watch 30 minutes of Thai TV everyday, even if you don't understand everything at first.
2) Learning converstional skills
Any good school will skip the writing system altogether for the first months, and will only focus on speaking. The teacher / tutor, when using the whiteboard, should write the phonetic of words, rather than the real Thai writing. For example, the common word for "i am good" is often described as "sabay-dee". You should learn, for now, "sabäaydii" (low tone mark on the first "aa", and mid tone on the last "ii"), rather than "สบายดี" (actual spelling).
Only and strictly stick to phonetic writing for now. If you start learning the alphabet at the same time, you will get a headache and possibly lose interest in the subject. Learn how to speak properly first. You will understand later why it was important. We are all curious to learn more, but pay attention to that.
The layout is based on the school I went to, which included 15 hours of study per week (3 hours x 5 days) in a group environment with 5 to 9 students. That's the path that I followed, but feel free to modify it according to your needs. It can be also a good indicator of whether you're falling behind or not should you choose another method of learning.
Month 1:
You should focus on learning basic conversational skills. This will include:
- First day: Practicing tones. Mandatory for all the rest.
- Greeting
- Ordering beer and food
- Giving basic directions
- Sentence structures (if, when, while, but, and, etc...)
- Name of foods, drinks, fruits / vegetables
Month 2:
You should improve your converstional skills, such as:
- Giving advanced directions
- Describing your house layout
- Talking about feelings
- Describing your home country
Month 3:
This should be the final month of speaking classes without Thai alphabet:
- Convincing someone to come to your country
- Explaining why your vacation was good
- Socializing, making wishes
- Shopping for something
It took me a total of 180 hours to do the above. I was also practicing on my own. You can't expect to simply sit there for 15 hours, go home, and remember everything.
A good method is to find a "trick" for every word. For example, car is "rôt" รถ and bus is "rôtméé" รถเมล์. Think of this: in the old times, in Thailand, the buses were used to carry mail around, rather than the postman. So "mail car", and "méé" sounds similar to "mail". Having a trick for each word will ensure that you don't forget the most important ones.
If you stop here, you will be able to communicate in many situations, and you should be all set to go on dates with Thai girls without using English. If you decide to continue, you will start seeing the Thai alphabet which goes a long way towards proficiency. It is highly recommended that you start learning the alphabet after the 3rd month, as this is a critical point in your learning curve: you can speak good, and you will start writing.
3) Learning basic writing skills
Based on the same study context described above, month 4 should be the time to start learning the Thai alphabet. All you need to remember is the data below, that you will learn through months 4 and 5. It all fits on a A4 sheet of paper, font 12. Remember the chart below, and you can correctly pronounce every single Thai word ever written.
The writing system has 3 things that you need to be aware of:
1) Consonants
2) Vowels
3) Tone marks
---- Consonants ----
The alphabet has 44 consonants, and a few vowels (depending on what "shape" you consider being a vowel). The 44 consonants are split in 4 categories: Low-class pair (LCP), Low-class single (LCS), High-class (HC), Mid-class (MC). The table belows shows them all:
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"Low-class Pair (LCP)"
พ (ภ) - ท (ฑฒธ) - ช (ฌ) - ค (ฅ*ฆ) - ฟ - ซ - ฮ
"Low-class Single (LCS)"
ม - น (ฌ) - ง - ว - ล (ฬ) - ร - ย (ญ)
"High-class (HC)"
ผ - ถ (ฐ) - ฉ - ข (ฃ*) - ฝ - ส (ศษ) - ห
"Mid-class (MC)"
บ - ป - ด (ฎ) - ต (ฏ) - จ - ก - อ
Each of the classes illustrates the 7 characters + their less-common form (such as used in proper nouns) in paranthesis. If you are not sure which one to use, use the common one and you are right 85% of the time. Consonants marked with * are not used anymore, but are still present in the original alphabet.
To remember the table above, "low-class PAIR" and "high class" are like husband and wife: the first sound "p" is the same, the second sound "t" is the same, and it goes on for all seven.
---- Vowels ----
A vowel must be placed on a consonant at all times. The consonant is always pronounced first, followed by the vowel. If the word starts by a vowel, such as "ari", the letter อ will be used as a silent vowel carrier. Here are all those babies, but they can be agruingly more since some forms are more used than others. I will list the long form, short form, and form having a final consonent, if applicable, otherwise the standard form applies:
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Vowel "a": นา (naa) นะ (na) นัน (nan)
Vowel "è": แน (nèè) แน็ (nè)
Vowel "é": เน (néé) เน็ (né)
Vowel "ë": เนอ (nëë) เนอะ (në) เนิม (nën)
Vowel "i": นี (nii) นิ (ni)
Vowel "open o": นอ (noo)
Vowel "closed o": โน (noo) โนะ (no) นม (nom, unwritten vowel)
Vowel "u": นู (nuu) นุ (nu)
Special vowel "am": นำ (nam)
Vowel "ay": ไน (nay) ใน (nay, only 20 words use this alternate vowel)
Special vowel "aw": เนา (naaw) เนาะ (naw)
There are 4 tone marks, which indicate the 5 tones: low, mid (no mark), high, rising, falling. I won't go in much details, but they are very easy to understand.
A good teacher will make you practice reading some sounds like in elementary school. 60 hours is way enough to read the full alphabet, vowels, and tone marks. It goes very fast, as each character is a sound rather than a word (like Chinese, for example). You will also need to practice writing on your own, around 20 - 30 minutes per day.
This is what months 4 and 5 should be about. You will be reading sounds, and gradually, you will start to meet the words you learned in the first 3 months. The phonetic writing will then start to make sense, and the great revelation will appear before your eyes: you can now read, write, speak, and listen to Thai.
At this point, you can chat in Thai with girls. Use a Thai keyboard and practice your writing everyday. Chat only in Thai with the girls. This takes some time, as even today, I'm slightly under 50 WPM when typing in Thai. At many times through your journey, you will realize how a teacher was an important asset.
Remember: All consonant / vowel / tone mark data fits on a single sheet of paper. Only one data page to remember and you can pronounce every single word in the Thai alphabet. That's why you shouldn't spend more than a total of 100 hours on learning the writing system.
That's not all. This is the end of month 5, let's move on!
4) Reading texts
After the 5th month, you will be at the level of writing simple dictations. You will also be able to write texts describing your holiday, etc. and you will be able to read one-page Thai texts talking about various subjects.
Months 6 and 7 should be dedicated to that. Write texts, read texts, go on dates with girls, fuck only in Thai (speaking Thai doesn't defeat LMR faster, unfortunately), watch TV, practice typing. It's not time to stop studying yet, as you are in the best part: you are actually able to write your thoughts in Thai without any problem, and you are just improving.
If you are studying in a government-approved school, your teacher should ask you to write texts as homework (normally 1 page is the norm, I've got comments from various students from different schools), and evaluate your spelling / tone marks / etc. If you are studying on your own, then you should try to write things by yourself and ask a Thai person to correct you. When I used to do my homework, I sent a picture of my page to 3-4 girls to make sure that no mistake was left uncorrected.
So moving forward in time: month 7 is over. You've been studying for more than half a year, and seeing tremendous results. You are technically able to stop studying, but if you plan on living here in the long term, there is one final step.
5) Final step: getting your Ministry of Education language proficiency certificate
Many schools offer a government exam preparation class. This is seriously a big step ahead, and I recommend you take some other advances classed (business, culture, politics, etc.) for 2-3 months before you attempt to grab the bull by the horns and take the final class. At my school, this is an intensive 3-month course that aims to prepare us for the final exam (this year, it will be on November 28th, and I will be taking it). The final exam is in 4 parts:
- Speaking: You have to make a 10-minute monologue in front of an examinator
- Listening: You listen to a "story" on the radio, and get questioned on it
- Writing: You have to write an essay about whatever subject the examinator chooses
- Reading: You read various texts, and have to answer questions
I am currently in month 9 of my studies. I am able to write essays, describe various religions ceremonies, explain science facts, read texts related to history and various topics. That's only 9 months, and every student who followed the same path was able to do it, so I have nothing special. I just followed the system in place.
The exam will give you a grade from 1 (kid level) to 6 (doctorate level) on each of the 4 disciplines. You need a total of 12 points to pass. Those 12 points can be split any way you want. You can get 6 in writing and 2 everywhere else, and still pass, but the chances of scoring 5 and above on a given discipline are extremely low. Focus on getting 3-4 everywhere.
Let's say that you passed the exam: you get your official certification. Go ahead and apply for a job, work permit, show, or anything that requires you to speak Thai, and you're automatically ahead 90% of other applicants.
Hope that helps! Any feedback is welcome.