Watched the movie - not paying of course. I got two free tickets in a supermarket lottery, choose this movie to see if it really is that bad and it was.
I could never have believed that I would feel sleepy during a Star Wars movie. But I did.
The movie is so bad I don't want to waste many words. People on this forum and even much less red pill platforms like imdb comments have already done great job on explaining the numerous ways this movie ruins Star Wars universe and classical characters.
The forced diversity is annoying. The girrrl power is annoying. New, never seen force powers are wasted on an emo villain. A new super Death Star is wasted by being defeated in 10 minutes as opposed to earlier movies doing that during whole movie. Han Solo is shown as a failure. Another stupid robot is introduced but I feel no emotional attachment to him.
The star wars fans must unite and force this movie to be considered non-cannon!
A new replacement movie must be made with the fallowing changes:
1) There are no rebels. There is Republic Army, because in previous movie the republic has won and has been restored.
2) There is no First order. There are remnants of the Imperial forces. Imperial generals fight among themselves for supremacy. A new dark shadow emerges that unites them. This could even be the old Emperor using a cloned body like in the old extended universe, that was much better plotwise then this shit. I fucking loved Darth Sideous the best movie villain ever.
3)Han Solo is not a loser scoundrel anymore but a general and hero for Republican Army. Could be retired. Could be just a wise man who gives advice or appears as cameo or doesn't appear at all. But he shouldn't be a divorced and broken loser who hasn't progressed at all from the previous movie except getting older.
4)Stopping blaster shot in air is not a new ability shown by an emo weakling villain, it is an ability introduced by Luke Skywalker who has invented something new, showing that he is next in line of great jedi masters.
5)Reading thoughts trough force is not a new ability demonstrated by an emo weakling villain. It is an ability introduced trough a powerful villain.
6) No more Death stars - give us something new please!
7)The girl - Rey - is not an expert pilot and technician. She masters force powers slowly starting from something very simple. I liked the way she first used mind trick, it was funny, but it should take place no sooner than in second movie after she has seen her mentor - Luke - do it.
8)A chrome colored stormtrooper is not female. He doesn't gets taken hostige, but shows some badass skills and kills at least 5 republic soldiers on screen as well as makes some smart tactical move that screws heroes for a while.
9)The defected stormtrooper is not in love and friendzoned by jedi girl. Instead she herself is in love in some strong male protagonist whom this movie is strongly lacking.
10)Kyle Ren might be Han's son and may fall to dark side. And he may even kill Han Solo the way he did. But like Ray his powers are still very limited to match his emo character.
11) The movies could be a competiton between two Jedi younglings - Rey and Kylo training trough three movies and competing to see who would become stronger - Ray using Light side or Kylo using Dark side.
12)Even so Ray and Kylo never reach the level of Luke and the main villain who also fight in the finale.
13)Han Solo is not acting like he sees Wookie bowcaster for the first time.
I could never have believed that I would feel sleepy during a Star Wars movie. But I did.
The movie is so bad I don't want to waste many words. People on this forum and even much less red pill platforms like imdb comments have already done great job on explaining the numerous ways this movie ruins Star Wars universe and classical characters.
The forced diversity is annoying. The girrrl power is annoying. New, never seen force powers are wasted on an emo villain. A new super Death Star is wasted by being defeated in 10 minutes as opposed to earlier movies doing that during whole movie. Han Solo is shown as a failure. Another stupid robot is introduced but I feel no emotional attachment to him.
The star wars fans must unite and force this movie to be considered non-cannon!
A new replacement movie must be made with the fallowing changes:
1) There are no rebels. There is Republic Army, because in previous movie the republic has won and has been restored.
2) There is no First order. There are remnants of the Imperial forces. Imperial generals fight among themselves for supremacy. A new dark shadow emerges that unites them. This could even be the old Emperor using a cloned body like in the old extended universe, that was much better plotwise then this shit. I fucking loved Darth Sideous the best movie villain ever.
3)Han Solo is not a loser scoundrel anymore but a general and hero for Republican Army. Could be retired. Could be just a wise man who gives advice or appears as cameo or doesn't appear at all. But he shouldn't be a divorced and broken loser who hasn't progressed at all from the previous movie except getting older.
4)Stopping blaster shot in air is not a new ability shown by an emo weakling villain, it is an ability introduced by Luke Skywalker who has invented something new, showing that he is next in line of great jedi masters.
5)Reading thoughts trough force is not a new ability demonstrated by an emo weakling villain. It is an ability introduced trough a powerful villain.
6) No more Death stars - give us something new please!
7)The girl - Rey - is not an expert pilot and technician. She masters force powers slowly starting from something very simple. I liked the way she first used mind trick, it was funny, but it should take place no sooner than in second movie after she has seen her mentor - Luke - do it.
8)A chrome colored stormtrooper is not female. He doesn't gets taken hostige, but shows some badass skills and kills at least 5 republic soldiers on screen as well as makes some smart tactical move that screws heroes for a while.
9)The defected stormtrooper is not in love and friendzoned by jedi girl. Instead she herself is in love in some strong male protagonist whom this movie is strongly lacking.
10)Kyle Ren might be Han's son and may fall to dark side. And he may even kill Han Solo the way he did. But like Ray his powers are still very limited to match his emo character.
11) The movies could be a competiton between two Jedi younglings - Rey and Kylo training trough three movies and competing to see who would become stronger - Ray using Light side or Kylo using Dark side.
12)Even so Ray and Kylo never reach the level of Luke and the main villain who also fight in the finale.
13)Han Solo is not acting like he sees Wookie bowcaster for the first time.