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07-20-2015, 08:53 PM
Felix Baumgartners epic Redbull skydive record. We were supposed to go out and do something and I made her wait and watch it with me. It took so long for him to get to altitude that we banged like 5 times waiting for him to jump. Not at the event, just watching tv.
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07-20-2015, 09:21 PM
AFC Championship Game/Deflategate.
I think I was having sex. I'd been drinking for 8 or so consecutive hours by the end of the day, so I don't really remember.
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07-20-2015, 09:42 PM
Hmmm. I don't recall any significant events occurring while I was having sex. But I do have a fantastic memory and even remember the moment of my own conception. I went to a party with my father, and came home with my mother.
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07-20-2015, 10:38 PM
Was balls deep during Hurricane Sandy, across the Hudson from Manhattan. That's all I got.
It was also the first time I heard of "hurricane babies" or an increase in conception during natural disasters/storms power outages. I guess because couples are stuck at home and can't leave the house for days at a time.
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07-21-2015, 03:55 AM
Did it lots of times to the rhythm of Greece getting pounded in the ass in Brussels.
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07-21-2015, 04:02 AM
I was up in some new trim when I found out that Micheal Jackson died.... my boner died along with him
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07-21-2015, 10:42 AM
Are you guys watching TV or scrolling through your phones when you are banging? My dick in a pussy is the top headline at all times when I am having sex.
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07-22-2015, 12:33 PM
I dont play games anymore but back in the days of WOW, I remember banging my ex at every boss in MC while we wait for the raid leader to finish giving out instructions. You could run MC daily back the day
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07-22-2015, 12:43 PM
Quote: (07-22-2015 12:33 PM)Fitnesspm Wrote:
I dont play games anymore but back in the days of WOW, I remember banging my ex at every boss in MC while we wait for the raid leader to finish giving out instructions. You could run MC daily back the day
thats some king of the nerds stuff right there.
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07-22-2015, 12:45 PM
Quote: (07-20-2015 09:42 PM)The Father Wrote:
Hmmm. I don't recall any significant events occurring while I was having sex. But I do have a fantastic memory and even remember the moment of my own conception. I went to a party with my father, and came home with my mother.
That's gotta be one of the greatest things I have ever read!
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07-22-2015, 01:53 PM
I was in my refractory period when I found out Bin Laden had been killed. Had sex again a few minutes later.
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07-22-2015, 02:17 PM
Not really newsworthy event but I was pumping away in a new chick at the same time my parents house was getting burgled.
At this point I would usually insert a witty pun, but I just can't think of one right now. So I'll throw it open to the floor...
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07-22-2015, 03:04 PM
Quote: (07-22-2015 01:53 PM)Lucky Wrote:
I was in my refractory period when I found out Bin Laden had been killed. Had sex again a few minutes later.
I woke up to hearing that on my alarm clock radio, and then banged my gf at the time who was in bed with me soon after.
I also recall banging another girl all through the US-Canada Gold Medal Hockey Game in 2010. Sid the Kid scored the winner about 30 seconds after I had finished.
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07-22-2015, 05:40 PM
I was getting head when the second plane hit the tower on 11 Sept 2001. The tv was on in the living room with the news running.
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07-22-2015, 06:26 PM
Was inside a girl when Halle Berry won the oscar, it felt like a threesome.
Was inside another, in a country where sex outdoors in public view was illegal; finished, raised my head, found a security guard patiently waiting for me to finish.
Was about to enter a girl when the police knocked on the car window.
Missed 9/11 by a half hour; good riddance, don't need that engraved in memory.
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09-05-2016, 01:27 AM
Not really a notable event but just funny. was banging this hb6.5 fuck buddy while watching an argentine game show where a dude has to answer questions to win. I was balls deep in the hoe and they ask the guy a question and I thought I knew the answer, I blurted it out, and the hoe was like whaaat? and then they gave the correct answer and it was different from mine FML
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09-05-2016, 08:42 AM
I've had sex during two of the revolutions in the Middle East. (not naming the countries) Also had sex in a third country during a nasty war.