[HankMoody]

(10-24-2015 09:51 AM)Rawmeo Wrote:  

I've got a solution for that. In my main bedroom, I've got a wardrobe with a sliding door that has a lock. Behind this door is a storage cabinet. There are 5 "shelves" inside that storage area (40 cm wide), thus separating the storage space in 5 "compartments". Each compartment is assigned to a girl, and includes a piece of paper describing where her stuff was in the house.

Let's say Girl A comes to the house. I open the storage, take her things, and hang them in the house where she left them, so she will feel like I didn't touch her things and she is the only girl coming, as she can freely mark her territory using underwear / bobby pins / etc.
When the girl leaves, I just put the stuff back in the cabinet and lock it. Rinse and repeat for girl B.

I've never, ever, had a fight since I started doing this. Just plain ol' harem management. Make sure that the key is in a safe location, as things will get nasty if a girl finds out.

Awesome.

I'm fully aware that what she was really saying is "Are you banging other girls? Is that why you're hiding my stuff?"

[TheMaleBrain]

(10-24-2015 08:15 AM)HankMoody Wrote:  

Actual conversation last night:

"Hank, can you come in here, we really need to talk about something."
"I'm busy."
"Hank, please come in the living room."
"No. If it's that important you can come into the kitchen."
"Ok."
"What's up, babe?"
"Well, see, um, you moved my stuff in the bathroom without asking me. I just feel it's really disrespectful, and that you're constantly disrespectful towards me. I feel like you need to treat me with more respect!"
"I'm in the middle of doing something important, and you interrupted it over this? Seriously?"
"Hank, this is important. I feel like you're constantly disrespectful to me. My friend Joe Beta agrees. Can you at least admit that what you did was disrespectful, and that you'll start respecting me more in the future?"
"Absolutely not. We're not having this conversation. It's my house, stuff goes where I say it goes. I don't need your permission to move anything. If you don't like that, sleep somewhere else."
"I'm going home! I can't believe I let you disrespect me like this and won't even talk about it!"
"Fine. Go home."

[she storms into the living room and starts to call an Uber. ten minutes later she walks into the kitchen, where I'm still working.]

"Hank, I'm sorry that I overreacted. I appreciate that you let me keep stuff at your home. I just get stupidly emotional sometimes. I don't want to go home. You treat me so well, and I should appreciate it more."
"It's cool."

[sex ensues]

Consistently act like that and she'll describe you to her friends as a stubborn, chauvinistic, pigheaded man who she's hopelessly in love with.