[Green-On-GO]

I'm sure chicks get disappointed too when met with some loud mouth dude with a acorn size cock.

I didn't grow up in todays internet world so I don't expect airbrush perfection.Its like people have instagram filters on nowadays
For some reason it's feet for me....I could never figure out why...also I can not stand a smelly pussy.
The current American massive ass is beautiful craze is not for me but other dudes love it...more mass media "bulkshit"..Give me a Aussie beach bunny body anyday.

[Sonoma]

I surprisingly had a fat chick without a touch of cellulite and just severely muscular legs, covered with a comfortable layer of fat.

It was still banging a fat chick, but the firmness was like a fit thin girl.

Thinnest girl I ever banged I hit from the back and I could just tug the fuck out of her skin, major turn off. Was like ass raping a sharpay (sp?)

[cascadecombo]

(06-16-2015 11:27 AM)CrashBangWallop Wrote:  

(06-16-2015 08:34 AM)heavy Wrote:  

This sounds really stupid, maybe a little gay, but the more I work out and get definition, the more I realize how much easier it is for men to get in and stay in shape than women.

I don't think this is true.

All a woman has to do is be slim. She can do this by just eating moderately and healthily.

A man needs to keep his body fat in check whilst ensuring he is carrying sufficient muscle; this is a far, far harder process.

I'm of the opinion it's easier for guys. All a guy has to do is not eat shit and lift weights. Having a significant amount of muscle also makes it easier to burn off excess calories. So long as he has muscular tone he can fluxuate his bf% a bit and still be in the green.

Chicks have less wiggle room and their shape can change pretty drastically with a couple pounds. The first j-girl I dated while I was in uni had put on a few pounds while living in the states. She still had that gap between the thighs we all love, and didn't have a belly but was still soft to the touch. After she got back to Japan she lost the more weight than needed and honestly went down .5-1 points in terms of looks.

That and doesn't birth control fuck with their weight as well? That's at least what this pole dancer friend of mine says about when she's on/off the pill.

[Roardog]

(06-16-2015 07:09 PM)Ollave Wrote:  

Some of them have kind of goofy faces, and as was mentioned eariler, have been over looked. Watch the points climb as the gear comes of and everything is toned, tight and tanned.

Banged a chick like this the other day. Average face with goofy glasses but once the clothes came off, damn. Cute firm butt, firm B cup boobs with no sag and little eraser nipples, flat stomach with the highlight of a belly button piercing.

[sixsix]

I think I have the opposite problem.

A couple of times I brought home a girl and was pleasantly surprised. I've never banged a fat girl and my standards are quite high and stuff like this makes me wonder how much enjoyable girls I am missing out on. So one night I am drunk and horny and this Slovenian girl opens me around closing time. Her face was nice but it seemed like her body was too thick. Whatever. I tried sneaking her out of the bar without my mates seeing her, but to no avail since they were already outside.

To my surprise, they give nods of approval. I look at her again and indeed she's not that husky after all. Still not what I would normally go for, but I want that Slovenian flag. We go to my place and when I pull off her jeans, lo and behold: she has a perfect plump ass. I couldn't believe it. Was I that bad at judging clothed girls' bodies? Yes, and I still am. Damn. It works for the skinny girls that I love. But it prevents me from going for that latina ass.

On topic: One disappointing thing is when a girl has large labia. When I first heard of designer vaginas I thought it was outrageous, but now I concede it'd be money well spent for many girls.

[RURALGAMER]

A girl I'm seeing now is a really thin tall girl that I thought had a really small ass because of how her clothes fit sometimes.....
Turns out it's amazing.
This is the one girl that I haven't found a negative about.


It definitely goes both ways

[Rikardo]

yes it happens must be very careful if she had baby.... almost all time it's disappointing

[Gmac]

(06-17-2015 06:17 AM)Rikardo Wrote:  

yes it happens must be very careful if she had baby.... almost all time it's disappointing

[BlurredLines]

Upper arms are a fairly reliable indicator of well concealed fat reserves..
As one with a penchant for skinnier girls it serves me well if there is any doubt.

[amity]

Same as a lot of you guys, I've had both sides of the coin.
Two cute blackhaired Euro chicks both in mid twenties, one who had some nice curves, or so I thought, girl had the flattest chest I've ever seen in my life.
Really struggled to get the johnson hard enough to fuck her.
Another then, who I genuinely had no idea, what I would get underneath the wrapper.
Girl had the most bomb ass I'd seen in many a year, and a ridiculous hip to waist ratio, maybe a C-cup breasts, bit saggy but astounding nipples.
Not surprisingly, she had been around the block several times, had an extensive service history, BPD issues, several piercings and had engaged in "the devil's threesome" on more than one occasion.

[turkishcandy]

2 words. Pubic hair. It can be a real boner killer, especially if it hasn't been washed carefully the same day.

[Travesty]

Girls that I would think have been a bit too skinny turned out better than expected, never worse.

Girls that seem like they have some light curves, have often disappointed from flabbiness or their tight clothes holding it in more than I thought.

Lesson is always go skinnier than you think you want.

[YossariansRight]

(06-17-2015 04:21 PM)turkishcandy Wrote:  

2 words. Pubic hair. It can be a real boner killer, especially if it hasn't been washed carefully the same day.

God, I love muff! NOT having any can kill my boner.

My buddies have been telling me to change my handle here to “Swallowed a pube”.

[Tuthmosis]

(06-17-2015 04:32 PM)Travesty444 Wrote:  

Girls that I would think have been a bit too skinny turned out better than expected, never worse.

Girls that seem like they have some light curves, have often disappointed from flabbiness or their tight clothes holding it in more than I thought.

Lesson is always go skinnier than you think you want.

Celestial co-sign. This post is bordering on poetry.

A girl with legit clearance on a thigh gap will, as soon as she's naked in your house, fuel an uninterrupted series of boners.

[Dusty]

(06-17-2015 09:49 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  

(06-17-2015 04:32 PM)Travesty444 Wrote:  

Girls that I would think have been a bit too skinny turned out better than expected, never worse.

Girls that seem like they have some light curves, have often disappointed from flabbiness or their tight clothes holding it in more than I thought.

Lesson is always go skinnier than you think you want.

Celestial co-sign. This post is bordering on poetry.

A girl with legit clearance on a thigh gap will, as soon as she's naked in your house, fuel an uninterrupted series of boners.

Concur.

You know those Asian girls who look to have no ass in jeans? Naked, they have a perfectly smooth, olive skinned, cellulite free ass that'll make you nut too fast if you look at it while going doggie.

[Vaun]

Big calves, thick legs on a woman is usually the biggest surprise for me getting naked for the first time. Especially even on what appear to be skinny woman, its really disappointing. I can put up with ugly tits, flat ass or a little unexpected pudge, but thick legs/calves/cankles are the worst.

[Aenigmarius]

(06-17-2015 09:49 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  

...A girl with legit clearance on a thigh gap...

We've always referred to this as a girl having "factory air" for some reason.

A hot girl with factory air is a beautiful, beautiful thing.

[The_e_man]

Yes - it's a rare occurrence, thankfully, but these are the reasons for the disappointment:
Sweaty / stinky odour around the pussy
very floppy, almost deflated looking breasts
saggy, again almost deflated looking ass
cottage cheese-esque cellulite
unshapely fatness that was well hidden

[The_e_man]

(06-17-2015 11:37 PM)Vaun Wrote:  

Big calves, thick legs on a woman is usually the biggest surprise for me getting naked for the first time. Especially even on what appear to be skinny woman, its really disappointing. I can put up with ugly tits, flat ass or a little unexpected pudge, but thick legs/calves/cankles are the worst.

Holy shit dude I totally agree. I love thick upper thighs but the lower legs must be skinny! Elephant legs are not sexy.

[CactusCat589]

A girl with ass and jumbo tits isn't going to have a perfectly toned stomach like your typical flatty soccer player. I think that's a big challenge for a curvy girl. They need to exercise, but what if it shrinks their boobs or butt? That doesn't do anyone a lick of good.

How many girls have you guys seen that have everything in place? Beautiful, the curvaceousness, and perfectly toned, plus the thigh gap and clamshell vagina? Not only do they have to be hot upon first appearance - which is already a very small pool of girls relative to the population, without even speaking of tattoos, piercings which is further attrition of this group - but they have to go the extra mile and be a standout specimen. Then you have to actually approach her and make it happen. It's like making quads in poker.

So you come to expect slight imperfections. You already have a mental, un-airbrushed picture of her and it's going to approximate the real thing.

The only thing that's actually disappointed me and affected my enjoyment with a girl is seeing well-concealed tattoos, and once a pussy ring.

[Bakin]

Have had bad luck with redheads.
Both of the ones I banged smelled like they shat out their pussies. Horrific.
In 2 different countries, less than a year apart.
I had to insist they shower if they wanted to comtinue (they still didn't smell right afterwards but I soldiered on and never went back).
To this day I won't bang a cherry.

This Flip I dated for a while had a box that was like a freshly opened can of Sprite. Tasted like lemon and lime and just sweet and lovely. Even after a 20 mile bike ride it would taste like heaven.

Smokeshow Mexican I once banged had a Smoken hot body when dressed. Tight , 4"11' spinner. But then the clothes came off she had a ponch with stretch marks, c section scar, and small floppy tits. I still banged her drunk ass and then she puked in my bathroom.

Wow memories.

[almohajem]

Lately I have slept with a handball players (a girl and two of her social network). They were extremely tight. Gym girls are also good. But I think I'm going to watch handball the next time.