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05-14-2015, 06:55 PM
Saw an Amish girl in the city today. I know enough about their culture (Christian, secluded, no smartphones) to assume that they're more ideal than most to meet.
Banging-wise though, how would I go about it? They get one week out on their 20th birthdays to see the outside world and decide whether to go back.
Has anybody had any success with one? Spent time in an Amish community?
I know it's more work than it's worth but its part of my sexual bucketlist, I know it might not be a dream for everyone lol
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05-14-2015, 07:06 PM
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05-14-2015, 07:16 PM
I live in PA state. Some are not as excluded as you think. The ones I've seen in Philly carry around smartphones. Spend a couple months in Lancaster and see what happens...probably not worth it
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05-14-2015, 07:23 PM
^^^ I'm living in Ontario where the ONLY time you see them is at bake sales and selling furniture where women are accompanied by their brothers and keep all prices round numbers (no registers).
The only things they have are tractors. Not even lights.
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05-14-2015, 07:25 PM
An ex from southern Indiana claimed to be very familiar with the Amish in that area. She told me that the young Amish have wild fuckfests in the corn fields, but later on have to come clean and name everyone they have banged in front of the whole congregation before they can get married. I can't really vouch for this info as this girl was pretty much full of shit.
I also seem to remember that there have been some reports that incest is very common among the Amish.
I understand the fascination, but I have seen a lot of Amish girls and not one of them have been even remotely hot. Hairy, no makeup, ridiculous clothes, bad hair, and possibly a high notch count including members of the immediate family. Pass.
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05-14-2015, 07:28 PM
Eek. Feels like taking the pill again
Toodaloos imagination
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05-14-2015, 07:31 PM
Quote: (05-14-2015 07:25 PM)Akwesi Wrote:
An ex from southern Indiana claimed to be very familiar with the Amish in that area. She told me that the young Amish have wild fuckfests in the corn fields, but later on have to come clean and name everyone they have banged in front of the whole congregation before they can get married. I can't really vouch for this info as this girl was pretty much full of shit.
Now that sounds like a party i'd love to be at.
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05-14-2015, 07:31 PM
Of all the women in the world? I mean we've got Linux/Atlantic's Colombian fuckfest on live stream a thread over and you've got Amish broads on your mind?
I've lived near Amish areas growing up and I never saw one Amish woman that passed the boner test. I couldn't even fuck most of these women blindfolded. Yes they are "traditional", but in a pre-industrial revolution kind of way. Amish women are a history lesson for how ugly most white women were before modern advances in hygiene, cosmetics and style came along.
With that said, 80% of the Amish population in the U.S is located in Indiana, Ohio and Pennsylvania. I would suggestion you head to the Akron-Canton area in Ohio, the rural counties south of there are chocked full of Amish. Or Lancaster Co. in PA near Philly, I think that is where the show Amish Mafia was filmed.
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05-14-2015, 07:50 PM
Could've been a Mennonite instead of an Amish. As a group they're more secular and more prone to leaving the homestead.
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05-14-2015, 08:09 PM
Quote: (05-14-2015 07:23 PM)Carboneraser Wrote:
^^^ I'm living in Ontario where the ONLY time you see them is at bake sales and selling furniture where women are accompanied by their brothers and keep all prices round numbers (no registers).
The only things they have are tractors. Not even lights.
If you are in Ontario, than the people you are seeing are likely Mennonites, not Amish
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mennonite similar but different. There is no "party when you are 20" and if you leave the sect you can't really come back.
If you do come back you have to park on the edge of town, leave your phone etc in your car, get on your "amish" gear and have a buddy pick you up in his buggy.
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05-14-2015, 08:51 PM
Go and try to infiltrate.
People go and learn Russian or Portuguese and adapt to a foreign environment for poon.
Go learn Pennsylvania Dutch and start pitching barns.
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05-15-2015, 07:56 AM
Does anybody know where these parties take place? ~~~strictly for research
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05-15-2015, 09:54 AM
If you really want to try this, go for a Hutterite instead. They have serious problems with inbreeding and are actively seaching for sperm donors (at least they used to be, a guy I knew was asked to do it some years back). They put a kind of curtain between you and the girl and then lift it up enough that you can penetrate.
There is one condition that I know of; you have to be of German descent. Don't know how they would check that if you look at least vaguely Northern European.
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05-28-2015, 03:10 AM
Quote: (05-14-2015 06:55 PM)Carboneraser Wrote:
They get one week out on their 20th birthdays to see the outside world and decide whether to go back.
It sounds like provider game and generally seeming a nice guy would work. She's never seen the outside world meaning she'll buy whatever bullshit line you throw at her, since she's never heard it before.
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05-28-2015, 08:59 PM
One of my childhood friend's father snatched up an Amish girl during rumspringa, she never visited or communicated with her community again. He always joked that he "kidnapped" her. She had lifelong mental illness and substance abuse issues and was generally difficult to be around. It probably didnt help that is was 1968 and they she went immediately from her farm to the hippy commune that her "captor" lived on at the time.