[Easy_C]

To be fair she has lost some significant weight over earlier.

Still too little, too late

I raise you some better eyebleach

[Velebit]

   

[Once Was Not]

The first season of her show was actually really funny. I even thought she was red pilled to some degree because of all the self depreciating humor and a lot of the material was calling out women on their behavior. She was definitely on some bizarre line of attractiveness too where she wasn't quite pretty enough to bang but not ugly enough to discount either.

The first hint of trouble was at the very end of the first season where she had that disgusting fat mammoth "woman" on to do a standup routine at the end of the last episode. Then the second season hits and the first skit of the first episode is some weird football team sexual assault rape type joke, which really put me off and sent the red alarms in my head going crazy. Then it was either that episode or the next where for the interview portion she had a tranny on and acted like it was the most normal thing in the world and that anyone not accepting of it was some total nazi weirdo. That was the nail in the coffin confirmation for me and I haven't payed her any attention since.

She has clearly spiraled downward into some miserable bitter hate filled fat fuck feminist lunatic since the first season. Inevitable I think for a female comic. Comics inherently have great inner turmoil and issues and adding estrogen to that mix along with hitting the end of your prime child bearing years must have just catapulted her into maximum overdrive SJW mode. Plus I think always being on the cusp of being bangable but not quite there fucked with her head a lot. You can see it in the first season, a lot of the material and her own words are about how borderline she is. Oh and having Chuck Schumer as your uncle or whatever couldn't have been a healthy influence.

Hopefully will actually fuck off to Canada like she promised. Won't be holding my breath though.

[Only One Man]

Saw this posted on a comment section on facebook today, thought I'd share.


Two cannibals were eating Amy Schumer.

The first cannibal said to the other "Hey does this taste funny to you?"

The second cannibal replied "Nope."

[BallsDeep]

[RexImperator]

Entertainment Weekly Wrote:

After years of allowing customers to rank movies on a scale of 1-to-5 stars, the streaming service announced plans to replace that system with a binary “thumbs up vs. thumbs down” rating. Soon one-star ratings will cease to be a thing on Netflix — or five-star ratings, for that matter...

The shakeup — which will take effect in April — comes on the heels of comedian Amy Schumer accusing haters of conspiring to flood her latest Netflix special with one-star reviews. “The alt-right organized trolls attack everything I do,” Schumer said.

http://ew.com/tv/2017/03/16/netflix-star-ratings/

[Thrill Jackson]

(03-16-2017 09:21 PM)RexImperator Wrote:  

Entertainment Weekly Wrote:

After years of allowing customers to rank movies on a scale of 1-to-5 stars, the streaming service announced plans to replace that system with a binary “thumbs up vs. thumbs down” rating. Soon one-star ratings will cease to be a thing on Netflix — or five-star ratings, for that matter...

The shakeup — which will take effect in April — comes on the heels of comedian Amy Schumer accusing haters of conspiring to flood her latest Netflix special with one-star reviews. “The alt-right organized trolls attack everything I do,” Schumer said.

http://ew.com/tv/2017/03/16/netflix-star-ratings/

I guarantee for every "alt right troll" that takes the time to do that their is 4-5 regressive left shills that give her 5 stars in the name of "feminisim"

[Thrill Jackson]

Relevant

[Atlanta Man]

I liked Amy Schumer when she first came out after Last Comic Standing and back in 2004 she was skinny and kind of cute. Her special before Netflix was watchable, but her Netflix special was really bad. Her Netflix special was so fucking bad that I did not laugh once, there was just nothing there. I hope she she got paid well....she is going to need it the way things are going. She should go back to stealing jokes, at least she was funny then.

[Number one bummer]

(03-16-2017 10:36 PM)Thrill Jackson Wrote:  

Relevant

Men can't use locker room talk while in private but this harpy spews filth on a national platform and is the pinnacle of female comedy??? She must be a coastal hero because I don't know a single person in the Midwest that finds her funny.

[Mr. D]

(12-16-2016 02:26 PM)John Michael Kane Wrote:  

Only in America in 2016 could this be considered a "knockout" body:

*image redacted due to lack of eye bleach*

In a sense it is a "knockout body", it makes me want to knock myself out with a ton of bricks.

[Cr33pin]

[Cr33pin]

(12-16-2016 02:26 PM)John Michael Kane Wrote:  

Only in America in 2016 could this be considered a "knockout" body:



Make America slender again!

[Chris Brown]

Who do you hate more Lena Dunham or Amy Schumer?

[MajorStyles]

Well, if Mike Larkin from The Daily Mail says it's a knockout body, then it must be so,

Only in the West do we see the thirsty beta male reporter, willing to regurgitate female lies for the chance to bed a parsimonious woman. I'm guessing that Mike Larkin is pining after one of the ladies in The Daily Mail office, and he believes that this tribute to Feminist Vagina will win him favor.

Alas...some men never learn.

[stugatz]

(03-18-2017 06:39 PM)Cr33pin Wrote:  

(12-16-2016 02:26 PM)John Michael Kane Wrote:  

Only in America in 2016 could this be considered a "knockout" body:



Make America slender again!

How hard did the guys at the Daily Mail laugh when writing this? There's no way even a cucked dude thinks that's a knockout body.

[WalterBlack]

(03-16-2017 11:54 PM)Atlanta Man Wrote:  

I liked Amy Schumer when she first came out after Last Comic Standing and back in 2004 she was skinny and kind of cute. Her special before Netflix was watchable, but her Netflix special was really bad. Her Netflix special was so fucking bad that I did not laugh once, there was just nothing there. I hope she she got paid well....she is going to need it the way things are going. She should go back to stealing jokes, at least she was funny then.

I had a FB over last night, and she wanted to watch it...I lasted about 10 minutes before I dozed off and I don't recall laughing once...she woke me up and she told me she though it was crap too.

I saw Amy Schumer perform at the Oddball comedy festival in Irvine a few years ago, she was reasonably funny but all she spoke about were her bodily functions. She seems to have gotten worse over time.

[AnonymousBosch]

(03-18-2017 11:41 PM)Chris Brown Wrote:  

Who do you hate more Lena Dunham or Amy Schumer?

She's what you'd get if you bred a Horse with an Oompah Loompah, and then injected the most saddest and desperate Post-Wall Fake Tits available inside the result.

"Well, at least she's got a nice personality," said no-one, ever.



Even her boobs look like they're trying to get the hell away from her.

[pitbullowner]

Lena Dunham

(03-18-2017 11:41 PM)Chris Brown Wrote:  

Who do you hate more Lena Dunham or Amy Schumer?

[CynicalContrarian]

Whether it's Dunham, Schumer, Silverman or that other cunt - Chelsea Handler.

There's two common threads. Never married & never having been a mother.

Good thing is, for Schumer (35y/o), Handler (42 or so she claims...) & Silverman (46) it's unlikely they'll ever breed via natural means.

[Dusty]

(03-19-2017 06:41 AM)AnonymousBosch Wrote:  

(03-18-2017 11:41 PM)Chris Brown Wrote:  

Who do you hate more Lena Dunham or Amy Schumer?

She's what you'd get if you bred a Horse with an Oompah Loompah, and then injected the most saddest and desperate Post-Wall Fake Tits available inside the result.

"Well, at least she's got a nice personality," said no-one, ever.



Even her boobs look like they're trying to get the hell away from her.

Silverman naked. Not good.

NSFW: http://bostondrunks.com/wp-content/uploa...n-nude.jpg

[stugatz]

I remember watching a Chelsea Handler comedy special at a friend's - he was laughing pretty hard throughout, and at one point I'd had enough.

"Shit, shit, fuck, fuck, here's a naked picture of me, and I pooped on myself once! This is comedy coming out of women today?"

He stared at me like I'd just told him I was in the local KKK branch.

[CynicalContrarian]

(03-19-2017 01:06 PM)stugatz Wrote:  

I remember watching a Chelsea Handler comedy special at a friend's - he was laughing pretty hard throughout, and at one point I'd had enough.
"Shit, shit, fuck, fuck, here's a naked picture of me, and I pooped on myself once! This is comedy coming out of women today?"
He stared at me like I'd just told him I was in the local KKK branch.

Mean-time you can have Rogan talking about the craziness of being on a rock (earth) hurtling through space with no guidance.
Stanhope pointing out how U.S. prisons are still better than most third world locales.
Or Bill Burr telling a crazy story of a cancer patient wanting to jump out of a tour guide helicopter to commit suicide. Only..., he was at too low an altitude...

IE content & comedy that is not self involved.
Self involved content is all you'll get from female (hack) comics.

[Rossi]

(03-16-2017 11:54 PM)Atlanta Man Wrote:  

I liked Amy Schumer when she first came out after Last Comic Standing and back in 2004 she was skinny and kind of cute. Her special before Netflix was watchable, but her Netflix special was really bad. Her Netflix special was so fucking bad that I did not laugh once, there was just nothing there. I hope she she got paid well....she is going to need it the way things are going. She should go back to stealing jokes, at least she was funny then.

I watched her show on Netflix last week as well, how is she making any money from stand-up? Forget about laughing out loud, I didn't even smile once.

Someone gotta tell this lady that she's not funny at all.

[stugatz]

(03-19-2017 10:50 PM)Rossi Wrote:  

(03-16-2017 11:54 PM)Atlanta Man Wrote:  

I liked Amy Schumer when she first came out after Last Comic Standing and back in 2004 she was skinny and kind of cute. Her special before Netflix was watchable, but her Netflix special was really bad. Her Netflix special was so fucking bad that I did not laugh once, there was just nothing there. I hope she she got paid well....she is going to need it the way things are going. She should go back to stealing jokes, at least she was funny then.

I watched her show on Netflix last week as well, how is she making any money from stand-up? Forget about laughing out loud, I didn't even smile once.

Someone gotta tell this lady that she's not funny at all.

I think social justice warriors just automatically laugh when they see a big powerful womyn onstage aligned with their politics.

Hell, if that were the case, I'd have laughed like crazy at this Kellyanne Conway routine. (I do admit to smiling a lot. She's not funny, but cute and pleasant and...well...WB like crazy if I had access to a time machine.)