[Aliblahba]

   

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COLLEGE STUDENT CAUGHT ON SURVEILLANCE CAMERA POISONING ROOMMATES' FOOD

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Columbia, S.C. -- A University of South Carolina student faces charges after she was allegedly caught on camera spitting and putting window cleaner in her roommates' food.

In the video, 22-year-old Hayley King can be seen taking out containers of food from the refrigerator shared with two other women in an off-campus house. King can then be seen allegedly spraying Windex on the food and pouring glass cleaner into the containers, according WIS-TV.

One of the roommates said that she ate out of a container that had been diluted with spit and Windex, according to The State.

King and her roommates were having multiple altercations leading up to the incident, according to the police report. King's other roommates had been trying to get her to move out because of the fight, but King had refused to leave. The other roommates said they installed the surveillance cameras out of concern over what King may have been doing at the house in their absence.

A police investigator contacted King after viewing the video, where the student "confessed to the incident," according to the police report.

"The aftermath...caused me to fall behind in my classes," one of King's roommates told WIS-TV. "I was forced to switch out of one of my courses because I was so distracted with everything going on. This not only affected me physically, having to deal with the repercussions of the incident, but also mentally from the anxiety that came along with it."

King has been charged with unlawful, malicious tampering with human drug product or food -- a Class C Felony -- and could face up to 20 years in prison if convicted, according to WIS-TV. King was released a day after her arrest after posting a $5,000 bond. Her next court appearance is May 4.

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My initial reaction to the video was like




But knowing from experience how sorority act toward each other while living together, I was like




Obviously what the accused did was mighty wrong, but I'm sure it wasn't unprovoked. I've dated plenty of college chicks with roommates, and refuse to eat anything out of the community fridge. You never know. Just food for thought. (no pun intended). The pun was in the above gif.

The second, and most important lesson is:

Never have female roommates if you're banging one in the group.

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, and if she lives with you, your Spagetti O's or condoms will never be safe.


The real question one must ask is......WYB?

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[IvanDrago]

WB, then take a dump in the pot of chilli in her fridge.

[Kabal]

Would spray my Windex into her container.

[eradicator]

WB but Would not eat anything she cooks.

[Days of Broken Arrows]

Hope they didn't drink that lemonade...

[Aliblahba]

(05-06-2015 09:24 AM)Days of Broken Arrows Wrote:  

Hope they didn't drink that lemonade...

Or the marinara sauce .

[IvanDrago]

(05-06-2015 09:42 AM)Aliblahba Wrote:  

Or the marinara sauce .

[Grange]

Fine, she poisoned her roommates' food. But she would never lie about rape.

[zombiejimmorrison]

That title and the thread

[Oz.]

WB while on a fast

[Checkmat]

(05-06-2015 11:50 AM)Oz. Wrote:  

WB while on a fast

WBDROYK (would bang during ramadan or yom kippur)

[Tuthmosis]

[germanico]

Poison is a womans weapon.

(Which is true, when they dont poison your food, they poison your mind.)

Also, shes too dumb for a college girl. A spritz of Windex is not going to kill anyone and its immediately noticeable by taste.

[AnonymousBosch]

As usual, Classic Female Behaviour in action:

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"The aftermath...caused me to fall behind in my classes," one of King's roommates told WIS-TV. "I was forced to switch out of one of my courses because I was so distracted with everything going on.

Note the bolded weasel word for what was her own personal choice to not knuckle down despite the 'adversity' of tasting a spritz of Windex.

This ties into my Second Rule of Predicting Female Behaviour: their innate laziness and aversion to hard work.

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Rule #2: What's the least amount of effort I can expend to get what I believe I deserve?

"I recognised this minor drama would be an excuse to revel in sympathetic attention from everyone, and therefore, fully-expect I can drop the studies ball without being criticised or penalised for it."

I picked up on this in my high school days, when I realised no teacher would ever criticise or academically-penalise a girl who was having her period, despite some of them apparently having it three weeks a month.

Knowing my rules, I'd then predict this girl would expect to be given a pussy pass whilst suffering no academic penalisation for not completing the work, which is where Rule Four comes in.

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"Rule #4: What's the least amount of effort I can expend to defuse criticism of or escape punishment for my socially-transgressive choices?"

In this case: laziness or emotional-weakness is the social transgression.

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This not only affected me physically, having to deal with the repercussions of the incident, but also mentally from the anxiety that came along with it."

I spent half of my time at University listening to Girls make Feeble Excuses for not simply doing the work and pass the subjects regardless - my town's cemetery would have overflowed with Dead Grandmothers during that period, assuming they'd been real.

My town's police force largely seems to be short Lesbians and Skinny Hipster men. The Police went on strike recently for being understaffed, despite the State Government saying there were more than enough officers assigned for the town's population. With more research, it turned out that there's a hell of a lot of Female Officers collecting full salary whilst being off on extended PSTD leave. Faced with having to possibly publicly-criticising a woman for going into a career that they're not emotionally-strong enough to handle, the government simply caved and sent more officers.

[IvanDrago]

(05-06-2015 02:00 PM)germanico Wrote:  

Also, shes too dumb for a college girl.

You haven't met too many college girls, have you?

[LeeEnfield303]

WB....but always eat at reputable restaurants.

[HeyPete]

(05-06-2015 04:01 PM)AnonymousBosch Wrote:  

As usual, Classic Female Behaviour in action:

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"The aftermath...caused me to fall behind in my classes," one of King's roommates told WIS-TV. "I was forced to switch out of one of my courses because I was so distracted with everything going on.

Note the bolded weasel word for what was her own personal choice to not knuckle down despite the 'adversity' of tasting a spritz of Windex.

This ties into my Second Rule of Predicting Female Behaviour: their innate laziness and aversion to hard work.

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Rule #2: What's the least amount of effort I can expend to get what I believe I deserve?

"I recognised this minor drama would be an excuse to revel in sympathetic attention from everyone, and therefore, fully-expect I can drop the studies ball without being criticised or penalised for it."

I picked up on this in my high school days, when I realised no teacher would ever criticise or academically-penalise a girl who was having her period, despite some of them apparently having it three weeks a month.

Knowing my rules, I'd then predict this girl would expect to be given a pussy pass whilst suffering no academic penalisation for not completing the work, which is where Rule Four comes in.

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"Rule #4: What's the least amount of effort I can expend to defuse criticism of or escape punishment for my socially-transgressive choices?"

In this case: laziness or emotional-weakness is the social transgression.

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This not only affected me physically, having to deal with the repercussions of the incident, but also mentally from the anxiety that came along with it."

I spent half of my time at University listening to Girls make Feeble Excuses for not simply doing the work and pass the subjects regardless - my town's cemetery would have overflowed with Dead Grandmothers during that period, assuming they'd been real.

My town's police force largely seems to be short Lesbians and Skinny Hipster men. The Police went on strike recently for being understaffed, despite the State Government saying there were more than enough officers assigned for the town's population. With more research, it turned out that there's a hell of a lot of Female Officers collecting full salary whilst being off on extended PSTD leave. Faced with having to possibly publicly-criticising a woman for going into a career that they're not emotionally-strong enough to handle, the government simply caved and sent more officers.

This was broken down masterfully.

I was a long-term sub at a high school about a decade ago. I made kids bring a momento from the funeral they "had to go to."

The ones who really had a funeral to attend had no problem. The liars, about 85% of the time bitches, threw fits or said I was a dick.

I got a bonus at the end of the year if my class attendance was at a certain level. I needed the cash. So my attitude was eat shit hoes.

[eradicator]

(05-06-2015 11:24 PM)HeyPete Wrote:  

my attitude was eat shit hoes.

in 2015, it would be 'eat windex'

[Aliblahba]

If I was a legal eagle, I'd consider the case pro bono based on her lips in that mugshot. Pure resolve. It doesn't excuse the crime, but...... Where's Quintus Curitus.

[AnonymousBosch]

(05-06-2015 11:52 PM)Aliblahba Wrote:  

If I was a legal eagle, I'd consider the case pro bono based on her lips in that mugshot. Pure resolve. It doesn't excuse the crime, but...... Where's Quintus Curitus.

He's currently-occupied.