The Ultimate Feminist Rap Song
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I used to be imprisoned at home
Talking on the phone, cookies lying on my breast bone
Regular bourgeoisie, watching TV, reading on slavery and the patriarchy
Shopping sprees with the husband’s CC, don’t worry sweetie, bill’s due on February
Nannies, summer trips, when I feel like it, huh
The cleaning, the laundry, won’t lower myself to that
No worries my maids can handle that
Was starting to feeling bored and not cared for
Couldn’t stand this oppression no more
Men had it easy and could do anything they wanted
We had to stop the Patriarchy and become liberated
CHORUS
Quit looking at me, pig!
I’m empowered, umm, hello?
Affirmative action, false rape accusation, that’s my protection
I’m all for discussion and confrontation until I have a difference of opinion
Then, wow just WOW I can’t even…
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We went from having much to having plenty
From eating 3 meals to eating twenty
Don’t really matter if I’m a fat cow now
Cause suckers still buy, propose and bow
I am empowered, strong and independent
Bold and educated like men, I’m equally abled
Hell no, I’m totally differently abled
Women study, Intersectionality, art history
Beat Einswhatever’s theory of relativity
Dare messing with me, really?
I’m snitching on you to the boss to the brother or other male authority
“He’s harassing me, he’s scaring me, I’m a victim, please help me”
Knock Knock, it’s the PC cops
You’re getting locked up, laws back me up
I love to act big talk big like big men
But when I get roughed and my feels get scuffed
I just go back to being unaccountable, irresponsible, and unpunishable
Cause I’m a leader and a victim, that’s laudable and totally possible
Yeah dudes, we have all male advantages without the disadvantages
No matter what we do we have society’s excuses
We can sex underage students and touch kid’s snatches with our indexes
Top that, cisgender creeps!
CHORUS
Quit looking at me, pig!
I’m empowered, umm, hello?
Affirmative action, false rape accusation, that’s my protection
I’m all for discussion and confrontation until I have a difference of opinion
Then, wow just WOW I can’t even…
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Feminism is for all colors and genders, amen
But Chinawomen, quit stealing our white men!
Listen! They’re intimidated by strong independent womyn, obviously!
They only like you cause you’re happy, pretty and motherly
Hopefully, they are sickly and feverly, they will get back to reality!
What’s up with you gay guys calling us fag hags
Homos are richer than us who went to college... male privilege!
Um yeah, so you don’t like to fuck us, why?
Must be because you’re closet misogynists, that’s why!
What’s up with you trannies trying to join our clique
You’re still men with a male-made clit
We are real victims, we have a real vag and we bleed a lot
You fakes only bleed when you get beat up, lol!
Gotta keep on whining, our ideology is dying out
People are catching up to our scheme,
Gotta move the propaganda to poor countries, find some new victims out
The kitchens is watching
Don’t wanna get back to this god-awful living
Housewife is still a part of me, but got my responsibility
Gotta stop the ignorant Patriarchy
