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Man spends 200k to look like Ken Doll
01-28-2015, 06:23 PM
Thank you for not posting pictures. It's better this way.
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Man spends 200k to look like Ken Doll
01-28-2015, 06:58 PM
Haven't read it yet but I'm 125% sure this guy is gay.
Edit: Yup I called it he's got that typical "homo" smile and twinkle in his eyes. I wonder why gays always seem to be so wealthy/have tons of disposable income? I rarely see poor homosexuals.
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Man spends 200k to look like Ken Doll
01-28-2015, 07:57 PM
It's because kids are expensive, and homos have the incomes of two men when they pair up.
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Man spends 200k to look like Ken Doll
01-28-2015, 07:58 PM
Isn't it obvious?
No kids and no women to waste money on.
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Man spends 200k to look like Ken Doll
01-28-2015, 08:18 PM
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Man spends 200k to look like Ken Doll
01-28-2015, 08:22 PM
That's horrible. He really looked like a cool jolly laughing uncle type. Now he's got a lean mean pair of dick-sucking lips. He's on the verge of crying in the first After picture posted above.
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Man spends 200k to look like Ken Doll
01-28-2015, 08:57 PM
Anyone, man or woman, who gets that kind of work done is fucked in the head. I wish these media outlets wouldn't give them platforms to broadcast it to the world.
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Man spends 200k to look like Ken Doll
01-28-2015, 09:19 PM
You guys got it all wrong. He was born into the body of a man, when in fact he is a little girls toy. The government should have paid for this procedure.
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Man spends 200k to look like Ken Doll
01-28-2015, 09:21 PM
WTF! This just creeps me out.
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Man spends 200k to look like Ken Doll
01-28-2015, 11:29 PM
When I was a kid, I would have my GI Joe bang Barbie and make Ken watch.
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Man spends 200k to look like Ken Doll
01-29-2015, 02:58 AM
But Ken doesn't have a penis or testicles...
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Man spends 200k to look like Ken Doll
01-29-2015, 05:34 AM
This guy has crossed the uncanny valley, and is now on the wrong side
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Man spends 200k to look like Ken Doll
01-31-2015, 06:25 PM
Looks like a much gayer Jimmy Carr....
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Man spends 200k to look like Ken Doll
01-31-2015, 07:13 PM
My goodness, that is some serious gaynesss. He wasn't a bad looking fellow before he got hacked to bits. I'd wager good money he's depressed, if not borderline suicidal. Tragic, this guy needs mental health help.
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Man spends 200k to look like Ken Doll
01-31-2015, 07:58 PM
the "fake and gay" expression fits perfectly for this case.