[chamele0n]

Environmental minister Stephen Shen says men should sit on the toilet to urinate to help create a cleaner environment

Quote:

Notices are to go up in public toilets around Taiwan encouraging men to sit down to relieve themselves

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-19390785

Wee do it this way! German court supports man's right to pee standing up

Quote:

Men have regained their fundamental right to pee standing up in Germany, a court has ruled, after a landlord tried to retain part of a tenant's 3,000 euro deposit claiming an unnamed man damaged the marble floor of his toilet by sprinkling it with urine.

http://rt.com/news/225179-pee-court-right-standing/


Could Peeing Sitting Down Help Your Sex Life?

Quote:

Weird fact: Thirty percent of men in Japan sit while they pee, and Sweden and Taiwan just put through proposals to encourage men to follow suit.

http://www.mensfitness.com/blogs/could-p...r-sex-life

Aaaaargh. This is literally the most infuriating example of female illogic and self centred behavior. You have 2 major gripes. 1/ putting the toilet seat down. 2/ not peeing on it. If only there was one, suits all easily accomplished solution. LIFT THE SEAT WHEN YOU'RE DONE!! I always lift the seat first, but if it bothers you so much in your home. in this world of equality how about YOU take some initiative for once in your sad dependent lives rather than expecting your partner to fo something that goes against his evolution and can cause health. Rant over.complications. You have no knowledge of prostrate disease or mens health. You want it all ways! Hitting the floor is a different matter, but whinging about the seat. Engage your brains.

[Suits]

In honour of these events, I'm going to take a trip to Taiwan and urinate all of thirty-six toilet seats. I will drip on the floor as well while I'm zipping up.

[Quintus Curtius]

^^^

I was just about to say that myself.

Now I'll piss all over the seats and the floor. I consider that a political protest.

[turkishcandy]

Here you go. Problem solved.

[philosophical_recovery]

Maybe they'll pass a law requiring women to swallow all semen to keep cleaning water usage down.

It's for the environment, baby!

[AntiTrace]

Bit off topic but, if you guys ever have to take a piss test where they actually have to observe you urinating in the cup (employment, probation, etc), sit your ass down. It completely throws the meat gazer off, and is equally hilarious.

[Candlejack]

What kind of toilets is it? Hole in the ground or Western toilets? If it is hole in the ground, it makes sense to sit, or squat.

[lskdfjldsf]

Most of my friends here sit down to pee - but I will stand up for their right to be flaming pussy fags.

[KofiKingston]

The only time I've ever taken a piss sitting down is when I'm simultaneously taking a shit as well.

These cunts(and manginas) can go fuck themselves!

[Hades]

I'm going to make extra certain to piss all over the handle and not flush.
For liberty.

[TravelerKai]

(01-22-2015 03:10 PM)Candlejack Wrote:  

What kind of toilets is it? Hole in the ground or Western toilets? If it is hole in the ground, it makes sense to sit, or squat.

In China, men only squat above the hole if they need to take a shit. If they need to piss, they stand up like normal men. I have no idea about Taiwanese men.

[h3ltrsk3ltr]

Anyone who thinks the world is better off with women in leadership positions can sit on the toilet seats we all just pissed on.

[void]

I stand upright for freedom and German law, at least while pissing.

[godfather dust]

I only ever sat down to pee when I used to do more drugs (just smoke weed now) and sometimes got so high I straight up could not piss without squeezing it out.

[Suits]

(01-22-2015 03:10 PM)Candlejack Wrote:  

What kind of toilets is it? Hole in the ground or Western toilets? If it is hole in the ground, it makes sense to sit, or squat.

Have you ever actually used a squatty?

[Mekorig]

(01-22-2015 10:31 PM)Suits Wrote:  

(01-22-2015 03:10 PM)Candlejack Wrote:  

What kind of toilets is it? Hole in the ground or Western toilets? If it is hole in the ground, it makes sense to sit, or squat.

Have you ever actually used a squatty?

One of the most unconfortable devices made for crap that exist.

[Snowplow]

Isn't piss sterile? What's the problem?

[Ronald Reagan]

Why can't people look at a toilet seat before they sit? I hate sitting on a seat to shit because of cold seats, I will never sit my ass down on a cold seat just to piss. Taiwan needs to go elementary school (pissing on everything but the toilet) in protest .

[BodiPUA]

I'm surprised a Chinese hasn't come on here and posted TAIWANESE TOIRETS ARE A PART OF CHINA!!!!

[Gnu]

Those bastards can pry my cock from my cold, dead fingers... In front of a urinal.

[Feisbook Control]

I'm thinking of printing some stickers that say "I don't have a vagina. Do you?" (in Chinese) and sticking them on these signs if/when they appear. Writing it out in permanent marker would be better, but riskier because of how long it would take me, unless I'm in the stall.