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Wall Street Intern Quits To Become A Porn Star
01-16-2015, 10:46 AM
"I just left a job on Wall Street for a porn career because I can’t stop masturbating at work,” Jennings, 23, wrote on Twitter Wednesday.
http://nypost.com/2015/01/15/wall-street...porn-star/
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Wall Street Intern Quits To Become A Porn Star
01-16-2015, 10:56 AM
The "wall street" part is supposed to imply importance, but she was a part-time intern. WTF is that anyway? It's like saying "Wall Street janitor quits to become X." Attention whoring at it's best. And she's moving into porn? Bad planning baby.
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Wall Street Intern Quits To Become A Porn Star
01-16-2015, 10:59 AM
I could use a new secretary.
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Wall Street Intern Quits To Become A Porn Star
01-16-2015, 11:02 AM
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Jennings had been a part-time intern in the company’s alternative-investments marketing group since last June, Business Insider said.
But after her co-workers discovered the nude bathroom photos posted on her Veronica Vain Twitter account, she soon decided to seek other employment.
She worked as a part time intern for six months, while posting NSFW material on twitter. She was never destined to be a career woman anyway.
Unfortunately at 23 she's come to that realization five years too late for her new industry.
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Wall Street Intern Quits To Become A Porn Star
01-16-2015, 11:19 AM
Just a typical female realizing that it is easier for her to make money on her back than pretending she was making it with her brain. Cause her trying to sleep with guys in front of the camera will get a lot more attention than blowing her boss on Wall Street which we know is why women get into porn.
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Wall Street Intern Quits To Become A Porn Star
01-16-2015, 11:35 AM
I wonder how many intelligent, hard-working young men were passed over for that intern spot in favor of this literal whore. Given how competitive the industry is, it's dozens at the minimum, possibly hundreds.
Great hiring practices over at Lazard.
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Wall Street Intern Quits To Become A Porn Star
01-16-2015, 11:50 AM
She was hired for her acumen, hard work and great feedback.
Bunch of pigs on this forum I tell ya!
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Wall Street Intern Quits To Become A Porn Star
01-16-2015, 11:52 AM
This is a marketing angle copied from Belle Knox's playbook.
Since there are countless women getting naked on porn sites now, you have to have a gimmick to stand out. Soon women will be getting jobs in the medical and law fields just so they can say they left them for porn.
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Wall Street Intern Quits To Become A Porn Star
01-16-2015, 12:14 PM
For all that hot girls ride the cock carousel age 18-25, they really ought to be getting paid for it. Hell, they'd feel better about themselves having some cash in their pockets instead of a hangover and morning after pills.
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Wall Street Intern Quits To Become A Porn Star
01-16-2015, 12:39 PM
Ummm....why is it that every chick that sucks dick on camera for a few bucks calls herself a porn star?
She will be used up in a year or two at most in porn, then maybe get a couple years of work as a hooker, then it will be time for her to find a thirsty beta provider.
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01-16-2015, 12:42 PM
Expected video titles:
QuanTITative Easing
On The Trading Floor
High Frequency Orgasm Trading
Bull Market
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01-16-2015, 12:54 PM
Speaking of marketing...They've got the Duke porn star. They now have the Wall Street porn star.
What about the high school porn star? Has anyone ever thought of finding a girl who is still in high school but turned 18 and marketing that?
But by that, I mean going whole hog: filming a scene where the action starts when she walks out of high school -- and you don't break the camera shot as she gets into van and has sex with a bunch of guys. Then she's dropped back at the high school and picked up by her (unwitting) mom or goes off to soccer practice or something.
Maybe if this catches on, it would become the "in" thing with high school girls and they'd be racing to sign up the day they turned 18. I'm half-kidding with all of this. But I really do think a high school scene video like I mentioned would be a serious money maker.
Addendum: You could even have bonus scenes with the principal.
Him: We don't allow this sort of thing.
Her: What? You don't like women in business making their own money? Are you anti-feminist?! A misogynist?! OMG!!! Get him!! Get!! Him!!!!
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01-16-2015, 12:59 PM
I say good for her! Instead of being a sad business professional women she'll be somewhat happy pornstar who'll get the attention that she craves with pics and dicks! If she's truly a ho in nature, and I believe she is, it's a winning move! She'll eventually move over to high class prostitution for the higher $$$, and she'll get it.
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Wall Street Intern Quits To Become A Porn Star
01-16-2015, 01:06 PM
Fired? I would not fire this girl but use her as a recruiting point. "Come work for us, we have an intern that is so horny that she spends most of her day masturbating in the bathroom" I'd have an office full of world class IRTs in a week....and then probably a lawsuit from the first ugly jealous kaiju that slipped into the ranks. Shit.
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Wall Street Intern Quits To Become A Porn Star
01-16-2015, 03:01 PM
Quote: (01-16-2015 11:52 AM)Days of Broken Arrows Wrote:
This is a marketing angle copied from Belle Knox's playbook.
Speaking of which, coming soon:
her blog post complaining about a shitty date.
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