[Texas_Tryhard]

(12-31-2014 03:14 PM)ryanf Wrote:  

(12-31-2014 06:11 AM)Nonpareil Wrote:  

(12-31-2014 04:29 AM)StrikeBack Wrote:  

(12-31-2014 03:04 AM)NilNisiOptimum Wrote:  

I'm going to be a groomsman at my friend's wedding. I told him if I get paired with a fat bridesmaid, then we're getting him fat strippers for his bachelor party.

His fiance thought it was funny and let me pick a girl to be paired with, which was fantastic as 3 of them are whales so I was terrified. Now I'm paired with a curvy, but thin Latina. Playas, always speak your mind.

[El Chinito loco]

(12-31-2014 06:11 AM)Nonpareil Wrote:  

Me, suited, looking like Don Draper, in top physical form (I was lifting regular then) - paired with the bride's 'good friend' (funny that we all went to university together and I met her not once - bride is from the same city the university was in), who was a blonde who might have been 5'2 but pushed 200...

This sort of thing is actually an insult. Most women are socially aware and they are padding the way for their troll friend at your expense. When they throw you under the (fat) bus like that rest assured they don't value you or your friendship at all. You're just a man stand in for their play set.

[NilNisiOptimum]

(12-31-2014 04:36 PM)Texas_Tryhard Wrote:  

(12-31-2014 03:14 PM)ryanf Wrote:  

(12-31-2014 06:11 AM)Nonpareil Wrote:  

(12-31-2014 04:29 AM)StrikeBack Wrote:  

(12-31-2014 03:04 AM)NilNisiOptimum Wrote:  

I'm going to be a groomsman at my friend's wedding. I told him if I get paired with a fat bridesmaid, then we're getting him fat strippers for his bachelor party.

His fiance thought it was funny and let me pick a girl to be paired with, which was fantastic as 3 of them are whales so I was terrified. Now I'm paired with a curvy, but thin Latina. Playas, always speak your mind.

Now that's the kind of outcome I like to see. Hopefully the threat of fat strippers also get him to keep his wife in line if the waistline starts expanding.

[EagleMan]

(12-30-2014 08:59 PM)enderilluminatus Wrote:  

This is attention whoring on a level I can't comprehend.

Goddamn her fat friend is fucking fat.

Goddamn, that arm is bigger than my thigh.

[BlurredSevens]

[TheFinalEpic]

I'm pretty sure they destroyed this dress because at the rate that bitch is ballooning, she wouldn't fit it the next go-round (she'll find a guy to marry, lets be honest; there's too many betas out there for it not to happen.)

[zoom]

She looks skinny compared to her friends

[philosophical_recovery]

(12-31-2014 06:34 PM)EagleMan Wrote:  

Goddamn, that arm is bigger than my thigh.

[CRR]

It needs to be emphasized that this chick is 23. 23! 23 and that fat, as well as her friends, who are also so very fat and at a very young age.

@Zelcorpion - The pic of the guy running from the hippo made my day. Thank you for that.

(12-31-2014 04:36 PM)Texas_Tryhard Wrote:  

I'm going to be a groomsman at my friend's wedding. I told him if I get paired with a fat bridesmaid, then we're getting him fat strippers for his bachelor party.

His fiance thought it was funny and let me pick a girl to be paired with, which was fantastic as 3 of them are whales so I was terrified. Now I'm paired with a curvy, but thin Latina. Playas, always speak your mind.

Good advice. I have a similar situation coming up, and must handle accordingly.

[samsamsam]

She must have had some warning, who happens to have paint stuffed inside mustard bottles just sitting around?

Edit: Sexy stances should only be the privilege of sexy girls, the fatties just cheapen it.

[Phoenix]

(12-31-2014 12:30 AM)philosophical_recovery Wrote:  

(12-31-2014 12:21 AM)RioNomad Wrote:  

I honestly can't remember the last time I saw photos from a American wedding where the bride and bridesmaids were not nearly all overweight.

I also can't remember a single time I've seen wedding photos from a Thai wedding where the bride or nearly any of the bridesmaids were overweight.

Oh fantastic

[JoyStick]

(12-31-2014 10:41 PM)samsamsam Wrote:  

She must have had some warning, who happens to have paint stuffed inside mustard bottles just sitting around?

she wasn't really left at the alter. he broke it off a week before the wedding. she's just an attention whore.

[StrikeBack]

(12-31-2014 04:36 PM)Texas_Tryhard Wrote:  

(12-31-2014 03:14 PM)ryanf Wrote:  

(12-31-2014 06:11 AM)Nonpareil Wrote:  

(12-31-2014 04:29 AM)StrikeBack Wrote:  

(12-31-2014 03:04 AM)NilNisiOptimum Wrote:  

I'm going to be a groomsman at my friend's wedding. I told him if I get paired with a fat bridesmaid, then we're getting him fat strippers for his bachelor party.

His fiance thought it was funny and let me pick a girl to be paired with, which was fantastic as 3 of them are whales so I was terrified. Now I'm paired with a curvy, but thin Latina. Playas, always speak your mind.

We got him a really hot stripper because we're super good friends like that... Raw deal, I know.

In his defense, my options were: 3 Kaijus and the thin married older sister of the bride, who was paired with the best man (my other good mate). Maybe I should've told him to pick a wife with hotter friends...

Like poor Nonpareil, my Kaiju was also the negative nancy type who picked on everything. I tried to be polite and well mannered all day, but by that stage I stopped giving a shit. That little short dance I had to have with her was disgusting, when my hand had to support her back fat rolls...

Anyway my mate now owes me a big favour for life!

[Suits]

(01-01-2015 02:57 AM)StrikeBack Wrote:  

Anyway my mate now owes me a big favour for life

Heh, big favour.

[Comfort_Eagle]

(12-30-2014 09:28 PM)Aliblahba Wrote:  

Fuck paint. I'd throw gas on them.

[Nonpareil]

(12-31-2014 04:45 PM)El Chinito loco Wrote:  

(12-31-2014 06:11 AM)Nonpareil Wrote:  

Me, suited, looking like Don Draper, in top physical form (I was lifting regular then) - paired with the bride's 'good friend' (funny that we all went to university together and I met her not once - bride is from the same city the university was in), who was a blonde who might have been 5'2 but pushed 200...

This sort of thing is actually an insult. Most women are socially aware and they are padding the way for their troll friend at your expense. When they throw you under the (fat) bus like that rest assured they don't value you or your friendship at all. You're just a man stand in for their play set.

Well if it is any consolation (and it rarely ever is...):

Bride - Cringingly mediocre Plain Jane who despite no extraordinary features of face or body, has an unearned superiority complex, who at the time needed to lose 15 but when I last saw her maybe a year later has gained about 30.

Maid of Honor - Extreme butterface; looked like a young Richard Gere.

Bridesmaid #1 - Rail-thin pasty white girl with acne, no tits or no ass.

Bridesmaid #2 - Girl who was 5'11 and at least 260. I had met her at school a few times, she was on the rowing team.

Bridesmaid #3 - The judgmental whale I was paired with.

I actually knew Bridesmaid #1 for quite a few years and she's a really nice girl; I wouldn't bang her ever but at least we could have shot the shit all night.

Thin and pasty girl > Butterface >= the whale > the giant >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Marrying the bride.

I knew all this heading in and seriously considered flaking on the wedding.

[Ocelot]

(12-31-2014 08:25 AM)Vamonos Pest Wrote:  

It's no use feeding it man, if you want to get to fuchsia city you're going to have to play the pokeflute.

[LeightonBlackstock]

Why is her father Terry Nutkins?

[The Wire]

(12-30-2014 08:58 PM)Roosh Wrote:  

While I believe that a man should keep his commitments, I think we can agree that he saved himself a lifetime of pain by not marrying a girl who couldn't even keep her weight in check for the big day.

Maybe I'm missing more to the story but did she gain weight between March 2014 and November 2014? I'm under the assumption she was basically the same fat girl when he proposed to her earlier that year. I'm sure the guy has his side of the story but looking from the outside the guy seems mostly at fault here. It's good the guy got clarity of the situation but it's also scary their are people who can flip flop that easy on life changing decisions like asking a girl to marry you and then canceling it the week of wedding. I wouldn't want that guy ever holding a position of power. Maybe a line cook....

We all benefit they won't be mixing their genes to create a super race of idiots.

[samsamsam]

^^^ a couple random thoughts. I heard this thing where people reveal who they are after getting married. Before marriage they are projecting their best selves. Once married and the honeymoon period is over they just give less of a fuck. Maybe she played that game and just started revealing her true self too early. He realized that he had been played by the fat cunt and if she couldn't keep the charade going before tying the knot, what really awaits for him once married to the erection killer?

Edit: spelling. there needs to be a redpill dictionary mode on these ducking tablets.

[Captain Gh]

Come to think of it the photographer is a genious. Even though the marriage was scratched, he convinced her a throwing a mess up the dress party, thus still getting paid for the pictures! Smart muthafucka

[Vacancier Permanent]

(12-31-2014 01:09 PM)Gamers Wrote:  

It's not cruel when you consider how much women treat normal men (betas, omegas) like shit. I never feel sorry for Western women anymore.

Fixed it for you.

This guy guy dodged not just a bullet but an atomic nuclear bomb! Probably best decision in his whole life so far and from now on!



As for the girl, she has a bright future filled with cats, cakes and dildos. You go girl!

[The Wire]

(01-01-2015 11:23 AM)samsamsam Wrote:  

^^^ a couple random thoughts. I heard this thing where people reveal who they are after getting married. Before marriage they are projecting their best selves. Once married and the honeymoon period is over they just give less of a fuck. Maybe she played that game and just started revealing her true self too early. He realized that he had been played by the fat cunt and if she couldn't keep the charade going before tying the knot, what really awaits for him once married to the erection killer?

Edit: spelling. there needs to be a redpill dictionary mode on these ducking tablets.

It's tough to say. We are hearing her side so it's impossible to know whats really going on. The biggest fuckup is canceling that late in the game. She would of had to do something really specific to justify canceling late in the game. Most likely this guy was a dumbass and had clarity way too late. It' better than a divorce but still pretty shitty.

[General Mayhem]

My favorite part of this whole thing is that it seems like this guy clearly doesn't give enough of a fuck to respond.

[UroboricForms]

Better late than never, eh?