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The Chris Rock thread
#26

The Chris Rock thread

Quote: (12-28-2014 09:45 PM)The Father Wrote:  

Quote: (12-28-2014 09:36 PM)The Father Wrote:  

Quote: (12-28-2014 05:44 PM)samsamsam Wrote:  

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"After much contemplation and 19 years of marriage, Chris and I have decided to go our separate ways," Malaak Compton-Rock,

Nice hypenated last name that should never have happened. Oh and she is philanthropist, whose money I wonder.

I generally don't recommend "tests" for women, because they have Jedi-level lying skills and will game your tests. BUT, one test I do recommend is the "name game". If your girl even HINTS at keeping her maiden name, or worse, a hyphenated last name, RUN!!!

And just to show you I eat my own cooking: I once dated a VERY attractive brunette...think Wonder Woman, Linda Carter era. Stunning. And polished! One friend said "Classy with a capital "C"!

But, something was amiss. Maybe it was the time we woke up in bed together on a Saturday, and she said "Do you think you could support a family without you wife having to work?". And I thought, "what an odd, aggressive question"! Or maybe it was her love for every liberal, stupid cause under the sun. ("We have to save the negro Dolphins!!" Fuck you). Or MAYBE it was her hints at wanting to keep her name. OR her reluctance to get off the happy pills, even though there's plenty of evidence they cause low birth-weight, autism-prone children. Seriously. Any woman who tells you "I'll be on Prozac the rest of my life!" has issues...serious issues.

Anyway, she put on 20 pounds and I left. A year later, she got engaged to this beta loser, and updated her last name on Facebook: With her new, hyphenated last name. The funny thing is, her maiden name, combined with her husband's last name, made a RIDICULOUS name! She would be MUCH better off to just keep her name, or just take his name. But like any good devotee of SATC and Girls, she COULDN'T do that. Oh no.

Stupid bitch. She's HIS problem now! And I am INFINITELY better off...
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Agreed. Any woman getting married who either won't take her husbands last name or insists on making her name hyphenated is a cunt. Plain and simple. No way around it. And if her husband allows that, he is a complete and utter faggot.
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#27

The Chris Rock thread

Quote: (12-28-2014 10:44 PM)Only One Man Wrote:  

Quote: (12-28-2014 09:45 PM)The Father Wrote:  

Quote: (12-28-2014 09:36 PM)The Father Wrote:  

Quote: (12-28-2014 05:44 PM)samsamsam Wrote:  

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"After much contemplation and 19 years of marriage, Chris and I have decided to go our separate ways," Malaak Compton-Rock,

Nice hypenated last name that should never have happened. Oh and she is philanthropist, whose money I wonder.

I generally don't recommend "tests" for women, because they have Jedi-level lying skills and will game your tests. BUT, one test I do recommend is the "name game". If your girl even HINTS at keeping her maiden name, or worse, a hyphenated last name, RUN!!!

And just to show you I eat my own cooking: I once dated a VERY attractive brunette...think Wonder Woman, Linda Carter era. Stunning. And polished! One friend said "Classy with a capital "C"!

But, something was amiss. Maybe it was the time we woke up in bed together on a Saturday, and she said "Do you think you could support a family without you wife having to work?". And I thought, "what an odd, aggressive question"! Or maybe it was her love for every liberal, stupid cause under the sun. ("We have to save the negro Dolphins!!" Fuck you). Or MAYBE it was her hints at wanting to keep her name. OR her reluctance to get off the happy pills, even though there's plenty of evidence they cause low birth-weight, autism-prone children. Seriously. Any woman who tells you "I'll be on Prozac the rest of my life!" has issues...serious issues.

Anyway, she put on 20 pounds and I left. A year later, she got engaged to this beta loser, and updated her last name on Facebook: With her new, hyphenated last name. The funny thing is, her maiden name, combined with her husband's last name, made a RIDICULOUS name! She would be MUCH better off to just keep her name, or just take his name. But like any good devotee of SATC and Girls, she COULDN'T do that. Oh no.

Stupid bitch. She's HIS problem now! And I am INFINITELY better off...


Agreed. Any woman getting married who either won't take her husbands last name or insists on making her name hyphenated is a cunt. Plain and simple. No way around it. And if her husband allows that, he is a complete and utter faggot.
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I have a female cousin that just irked the shit out of me since we were pups and prior to my Red Pill awareness, i could'nt tell you why. She now owns a copy of 50 Shades of Grey and married yet hyphenated and it all make sense.

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The Chris Rock thread

Quote: (12-28-2014 06:20 PM)Roosh Wrote:  

He also went on about how white people should be responsible for their ancestors and not inherit money.

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Owning their actions. Not even their actions. The actions of your dad. Yeah, it’s unfair that you can get judged by something you didn’t do, but it’s also unfair that you can inherit money that you didn’t work for.

So he's not going to give leave his daughters a single dollar?

http://www.vulture.com/2014/11/chris-roc...ation.html

Maybe getting raped in divorce court will knock some red pill into him.

He means the 1.6% of White Slaveowners, who actually shortly before 1860 owned also white Slaves? According to estimates there were 500.000+ white slaves in the US - they comprised in reality the first slaves in the US, but were worth less than black ones for a variety of reasons.

While I understand him coming to the general conclusion, since history is taught only via hand-picking certain events that have to fit a broader agenda. The victim mentality is easy to create.

I severely doubt he will learn much from the divorce. His wife commits a bigger error being 46 and trying "to get her groove back". Chris Rock is too far gone in the liberal SJW heaven and way too shielded by anything to be aware enough.
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#29

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For the record it's common practice for a Latina to keep her maiden name and append her married name. It's not exactly hyphenated. It's just how it is. Personally I wouldn't go for it. I'd lay down the law and say "It ain't gonna happen chica".

I was also told if a women has a baby and is not married the baby would get her last name twice. Weird.

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#30

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So I suppose he'll be doing the "grown up" franchise with Adam Sandler until they are in the nursing home.

"Grown Ups 17, back in diapers"

She will take him to the cleaners.
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#31

The Chris Rock thread

Quote: (12-28-2014 10:40 PM)rpg Wrote:  

She is a philanthropist with HIS money. Awe hell, making a name for herself by giving someone else's money away. That is just demented. Sounds like a lady who regularly bangs her yoga instructors.

Ah... one of those eh? Just like Tim Duncan's exwife, who was fucking the yoga instructor behind his back, if I recall correctly. Matt Schaub's wife is like that too. I wonder how far that shit is going to go once he gets out the NFL. Thing is, those women are both blondes, and at least 7/10. Not too many black women are known for doing this, but it was inevitable.

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#32

The Chris Rock thread

Quote: (12-29-2014 03:10 AM)Zelcorpion Wrote:  

Quote: (12-28-2014 06:20 PM)Roosh Wrote:  

He also went on about how white people should be responsible for their ancestors and not inherit money.

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Owning their actions. Not even their actions. The actions of your dad. Yeah, it’s unfair that you can get judged by something you didn’t do, but it’s also unfair that you can inherit money that you didn’t work for.

So he's not going to give leave his daughters a single dollar?

http://www.vulture.com/2014/11/chris-roc...ation.html

Maybe getting raped in divorce court will knock some red pill into him.

He means the 1.6% of White Slaveowners, who actually shortly before 1860 owned also white Slaves? According to estimates there were 500.000+ white slaves in the US - they comprised in reality the first slaves in the US, but were worth less than black ones for a variety of reasons.

While I understand him coming to the general conclusion, since history is taught only via hand-picking certain events that have to fit a broader agenda. The victim mentality is easy to create.

I severely doubt he will learn much from the divorce. His wife commits a bigger error being 46 and trying "to get her groove back". Chris Rock is too far gone in the liberal SJW heaven and way too shielded by anything to be aware enough.

He probably is too far gone. To give up an inheritance would not be a very Christian thing to do. I cannot recall if he is an atheist or a Christian, but that kind of thinking is lazy logic and probably morally bankrupt. All money is dirty. For a black man, to not understand a key concept like that, it just shows that he has a sheltered mentality. He was bullied alot as a kid. You can see that in that corny kind of logic.

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#33

The Chris Rock thread

Everyone hop aboard the hate train.
As soon as something bad happens, everyone hops to point out the flaws

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#34

The Chris Rock thread

Quote: (12-28-2014 08:33 PM)2Wycked Wrote:  

Christ Jesus, he's a moron:

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So, to say Obama is progress is saying that he’s the first black person that is qualified to be president. That’s not black progress. That’s white progress. There’s been black people qualified to be president for hundreds of years. If you saw Tina Turner and Ike having a lovely breakfast over there, would you say their relationship’s improved? Some people would. But a smart person would go, “Oh, he stopped punching her in the face.” It’s not up to her. Ike and Tina Turner’s relationship has nothing to do with Tina Turner. Nothing. It just doesn’t. The question is, you know, my kids are smart, educated, beautiful, polite children. There have been smart, educated, beautiful, polite black children for hundreds of years. The advantage that my children have is that my children are encountering the nicest white people that America has ever produced. Let’s hope America keeps producing nicer white people.

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The advantage your daughters have is being born rich as fuck.

I disagree with you there 2wycked, I actually liked that statement as it is truthful. Of course being rich is an advantage but It doesn't make what he said moronic or false.
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#35

The Chris Rock thread

Quote: (12-29-2014 08:18 AM)Sourcecode Wrote:  

Everyone hop aboard the hate train.
As soon as something bad happens, everyone hops to point out the flaws

I don't think it's a hate train. Guys like Dave Chappelle, Patrice O'Neal, Reginald D Hunter or Bill Burr are highly regarded here, because they did move to the SJW-liberal mob.

But again it is hard to tell what Chris Rock's real thoughts are - and frankly - who cares - by the end of the day he is rich, famous and deserves his success. Even if his wife takes half of his stuff, he can still bang lingerie models for the next decades with little effort. Him getting divorced is not much news really.

On the other hand as a rule of thumb black comedians are by far more Red Pill than white ones.
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#36

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Another CR classic...



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#37

The Chris Rock thread

Quote: (12-28-2014 09:12 PM)Redwood Wrote:  

Ironically, I watched Top Five with my family about a week ago and was pondering if there was a hidden message in their somewhere. Looks like this is it.

THIS.

You can basically call Top Five "Chris Rock: My Life After Madagascar and Grown Ups". That movie takes so many shots at how fucked up the celebrity lifestyle is it's ridiculous.
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#38

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Quote: (12-29-2014 01:50 PM)Cold Wrote:  

Quote: (12-28-2014 08:33 PM)2Wycked Wrote:  

Christ Jesus, he's a moron:

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So, to say Obama is progress is saying that he’s the first black person that is qualified to be president. That’s not black progress. That’s white progress. There’s been black people qualified to be president for hundreds of years. If you saw Tina Turner and Ike having a lovely breakfast over there, would you say their relationship’s improved? Some people would. But a smart person would go, “Oh, he stopped punching her in the face.” It’s not up to her. Ike and Tina Turner’s relationship has nothing to do with Tina Turner. Nothing. It just doesn’t. The question is, you know, my kids are smart, educated, beautiful, polite children. There have been smart, educated, beautiful, polite black children for hundreds of years. The advantage that my children have is that my children are encountering the nicest white people that America has ever produced. Let’s hope America keeps producing nicer white people.

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The advantage your daughters have is being born rich as fuck.

I disagree with you there 2wycked, I actually liked that statement as it is truthful. Of course being rich is an advantage but It doesn't make what he said moronic or false.

For this statement to be valid an assumption about white people being nicer now as opposed to before, would have to be true. How is that so? I don't know how white people are nicer today than before in the past.

Does a lack of racism equate to kindness? I don't think so. I think whites are no more nicer than anyone else in America. In the old days, if someone had a car accident, probably 10 people would pull over to check on the person and see if they were okay. Fast forward to today, you would be lucky if one person did that.

Some might find this harder to believe but, while whites in Louisiana for example, were very racist many would give a hand to help a brother out or another family in a heartbeat. Not do what a lot of people today might do, which is use that money for homeless dogs and cats. Just because they did not think whites and blacks should mingle back then did not make them evil. You had white soldiers from the Union army that wanted to free the blacks of the South, they still did not believe we should mingle with each other past that.

In an age of animal worship and crass decadence, your average American is more selfish and less caring than ever before. There is alot less community these days. Whites treat each other like shit as well. Equal opportunity haters anyone? Don't even get me started on the neocon/neo-liberal ideas on foreign policy.

Problem is with black people like Chris Rock is that they have given the issue of racism so much space and credence in their psyche, that they are totally incapable of seeing other factors take place, let alone notice the subtle differences of society as it continues to change and pass by them. They stick with what they know. He isn't lazy, but the logic still is. He may have a high work ethic, but he works hard in the wrong direction.

Most comedians are not deep enough to flesh out all this stuff like this and keep it funny at the same time. That's hard. We can pick his logic apart but at the end of the day, he is just trying to entertain people and while we cannot take him too serious, we ought not give too much credit towards some comedy routine as telling the truth on some matter.

EDIT: You could even make the argument that whites are not any nicer or meaner than before. Someone would still need to prove to me that they are somehow nicer because of less racism.

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@TravelerKai 'There is a lot less community these days.' This statement here nails it. Less community equals less social trust. Any societies with low social trust are less likely to help out strangers and less likely to know their neighbours or make any efforts to get to know them.
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If she wants alimony, I hope Rock remembers this bit. I would love to see a request for "pussy payments" in the divorce papers.




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#41

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Chris Rock will be fine.

He has less than 10 years of child support and he has more money than he knows what to do with.

He's only 49. He got enough material in his head to do at least a dozen HBO specials and another half dozen movies.

Look at Michael Jordan, he gave his ex wife 168 million and now he makes that kind of money every 2-3 years.
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#42

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He's cucking out...

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#43

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< I would personally cut Chris Rock some slack on the topic of police shootings. He probably believes anything that the mainstream tells him as it also confirms the bias in the black community and is repeated by anyone in Hollywood. I doubt he goes deep into statistics and alternative data.

Even if he got Red Pilled, then I wonder if it would be a wise idea to speak out at all knowing how Thomas Sowell lives in an undisclosed location because of constant death threats by his very own tribe. Sowell also says that he regrets speaking openly the truth. If Chris Rock had spoken about that study above, then all hell would break loose in his life.
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This thread only reminds me of the affair he had with that Hungarian model in 1999.

Calling Atlanta Man.

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#45

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This is a sad day. Chris Rock spit out his red pill.

I watched about 15 minutes of his new special without laughing before I turned it off.
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Now this crosses the line -

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Chris Rock: "I Want To Live In A World Where An Equal Amount Of White Kids Are Shot Every Month"


And what is his idea bout it? That kids should be gunned down playing in the street?

Or is the black community utterly innocent, because most of the shootings are black on black, so should whites catch up to blacks?

This is going beyond simple joking - this is pure anti-white hatred.

I really think that some day that there might come some form of genocide - certainly in countries like South Africa first, but others not far behind ...

Does Chris Rock think that white folk WANT black kids to die?
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#47

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Not to dissimilar to how Dave Chappelle was taken aback by being thought of as pro-Trump.
So he doubled down on Trump mockery in his one recent special.

He's free to do so if he wishes.
Yet the material wasn't really all that great & you could tell Dave was simply attempting to pander to the audience.

"Look folks. I'm still a 'good' guy, I'm still one of you!"
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#48

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Chris Rock's special was funny as hell, the last 45 minutes were hilarious. It is comedy fellas, do not take it personally. I listen to Owen Benjamin and laugh my ass off , I do not take it personally. If you don't think his jokes about divorce, Tinder, and Crips are funny then I wonder about your sense of humor. Listen to the whole thing, then judge.

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#49

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Chris Rock has always come across to me as Diet 1980s Eddie Murphy. You want red pill shoved up your ass with a chili suppository as the chaser, try Raw or Delirious. This is not to say that Eddie didn't get his own beatdown by the establishment, got cucked, and got forced to comply by a combination of shit managers and shit choices in women, but when he's still pulling tail like this in 2012--

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--you have to admire the guy for that.

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Chris Rock looks beaten in that comedy special.

It's hard to feel bad for someone worth that much money though, but man...he looks beaten by life.
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