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Couple manages to lock themselves in keyless car for 13 hours
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Couple manages to lock themselves in keyless car for 13 hours

New Zealand couple manages to lock themselves in keyless car for 13 hours


http://arstechnica.com/cars/2014/12/new-...-13-hours/

According to New Zealand’s Otago Daily Times, a series of unfortunate events led to Alexandra, New Zealand, residents Mollieanne and Brian Smith suffering through a 13-hour-long ordeal in the front seats of their Mazda3 hatchback last month. The couple apparently got into their car without the car’s wireless key fob and somehow managed to lock the doors—and then couldn’t figure out how to get out.

The Times explains that the couple’s inability to unlock the doors stemmed from "a combination of stress, night-time, and what they called a lack of information from a car salesperson."

Although the pair tried to summon aid by sounding the car’s horn and tried to break the car’s windows with the spare tire jack, they ended up stuck in the Mazda from about 7:00 in the evening of November 5 through about 7:45am the next morning. Neighbors found the couple in dire straits, with Mollieanne Smith unconscious and her husband Brian having difficulty breathing. Mrs. Smith required a three-day hospital stay to recover.

All of the Mazda3 hatchback models sold in New Zealand, even the base model, are equipped with push-button starting and keyless entry via a radio-equipped key fob. In spite of the fob and the lack of keys to put into an ignition, the door lock mechanism on the Mazda3 isn’t any more or less complicated than on countless other modern vehicles. The car has power door locks that can be operated by switches on the doors’ arm rests; there’s also a mechanical lock/unlock switch integrated into the door handle itself.

However, the door doesn’t automatically unlock when the interior handle is pulled—and therein lay the problem for the Smiths. According to the Times, the couple had been led to believe by their Mazda dealership that the key fob was the only way to unlock the doors; this mistaken impression, coupled with the fact that the vehicle was parked in their garage and that it was apparently too dark to clearly see the interior switches, led to the nearly fatal overnight stay.

"Once I found out how simple it was to unlock it I kicked myself that I did not find the way out," Smith is quoted as having said. The Times also says that since going to the media with their story, the couple has been contacted by "about five" other people who have had "similar keyless-car experiences."

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Couple manages to lock themselves in keyless car for 13 hours

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Couple manages to lock themselves in keyless car for 13 hours

They could have a case.

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Couple manages to lock themselves in keyless car for 13 hours

Never underestimate the stupidity of the average person.

Then remember that 50% of folks out there are even more dumb.
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Couple manages to lock themselves in keyless car for 13 hours

Quote: (12-18-2014 02:50 PM)Parlay44 Wrote:  

New Zealand couple manages to lock themselves in keyless car for 13 hours


All of the Mazda3 hatchback models sold in New Zealand, even the base model, are equipped with push-button starting and keyless entry via a radio-equipped key fob. In spite of the fob and the lack of keys to put into an ignition, the door lock mechanism on the Mazda3 isn’t any more or less complicated than on countless other modern vehicles. The car has power door locks that can be operated by switches on the doors’ arm rests; there’s also a mechanical lock/unlock switch integrated into the door handle itself.

I promise you we'll see this couple in the news again within a year, this time dead. You can't possibly be this stupid and get through life unscathed.

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Tosh.0 web-redemption worthy. Reminds me of this guy:






^best part about this story is that his "life savings" amount to $2300.
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Couple manages to lock themselves in keyless car for 13 hours

No mention of an owner's manual either. Not a one.

MDP
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Couple manages to lock themselves in keyless car for 13 hours

Drugs HAD to of been involved in this.
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Couple manages to lock themselves in keyless car for 13 hours

Is this for real.
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Couple manages to lock themselves in keyless car for 13 hours

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Couple manages to lock themselves in keyless car for 13 hours

Since the door handle doesn't automatically unlock from the inside when you pull the handle (and the car is at rest?!) they definitely have a case. Might as well try to sue your dignity back after being made a fool in public.
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Couple manages to lock themselves in keyless car for 13 hours

Man, major face palm. I hope they leverage this misadventure into a game show. Call it Are You Smarter than a Raven?

I have a similar story from back in high school. One summer, I dropped my girlfriend off at her house pretty late after a bonfire. Half hour later I get a panicky call from her about being locked out of her house. Her parents were waking up in an hour to take her older brother to his endowment session (for those unfamiliar with the Mormon cult, it's a rite of passage ritual done shortly before a mission or marriage) and she was worried she wouldn't be allowed to see me if she got caught sneaking out. I drive over to help her figure something out.

When I get there, she tells me she left the front door locked from the inside by habit and starts showing me how the spare key her parents keep hidden doesn't fit the keyhole. I die laughing. She had the key oriented the wrong way the entire time....

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Couple manages to lock themselves in keyless car for 13 hours

Quote: (12-18-2014 03:26 PM)CrashBangWallop Wrote:  

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Then remember that 50% of folks out there are even more dumb.

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Quote: (12-18-2014 05:00 PM)Hades Wrote:  

Since the door handle doesn't automatically unlock from the inside when you pull the handle (and the car is at rest?!) they definitely have a case. Might as well try to sue your dignity back after being made a fool in public.

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Quote: (12-18-2014 04:11 PM)General Stalin Wrote:  

Tosh.0 web-redemption worthy. Reminds me of this guy:






^best part about this story is that his "life savings" amount to $2300.

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tried to break the car’s windows with the spare tire jack

How can you not break the window with a tire jack? Does the guy even lift?
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Quote: (12-18-2014 05:00 PM)Hades Wrote:  

Since the door handle doesn't automatically unlock from the inside when you pull the handle (and the car is at rest?!) they definitely have a case. Might as well try to sue your dignity back after being made a fool in public.

The car still has interior locks, unless they were born around 1999 I don't think they have a case.
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Couple manages to lock themselves in keyless car for 13 hours

Quote: (12-18-2014 09:45 PM)Roosh Wrote:  

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tried to break the car’s windows with the spare tire jack

How can you not break the window with a tire jack? Does the guy even lift?

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Quote: (12-18-2014 05:00 PM)Hades Wrote:  

Since the door handle doesn't automatically unlock from the inside when you pull the handle (and the car is at rest?!) they definitely have a case. Might as well try to sue your dignity back after being made a fool in public.

I hope you are being facetious
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Couple manages to lock themselves in keyless car for 13 hours

Also even though we know he can't bench his own bodyweight... The ASNS should be kicking in, giving you an extra boost of strength so the body can save itself even from your own stupidity
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Quote: (12-18-2014 09:45 PM)Roosh Wrote:  

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tried to break the car’s windows with the spare tire jack

How can you not break the window with a tire jack? Does the guy even lift?

I'm hoping they were elderly.
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Couple manages to lock themselves in keyless car for 13 hours

Quote: (12-18-2014 10:52 PM)DarkTriad Wrote:  

Quote: (12-18-2014 09:45 PM)Roosh Wrote:  

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tried to break the car’s windows with the spare tire jack

How can you not break the window with a tire jack? Does the guy even lift?

I'm hoping they were elderly.

They were: 65 and 68.




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Not that I'm dumb, but there is a reason I prefer manual roll down windows. They never fail!

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Couple manages to lock themselves in keyless car for 13 hours

I have the same car in sedan form. I do wish the lock/unlock buttons on the side were backlit for when it's dark.
Still, with thirteen hours you'd think they would have tried every possible button about 100 times each.
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