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12-01-2014, 02:35 PM
Quote: (12-01-2014 06:02 AM)The Reactionary Tree Wrote:
Do you guys ever call them out on their lie or do you just let it go?
Hell yes by teasing the fuck out of them.
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12-01-2014, 02:38 PM
^^
Exactly don't waste your mental energy if a girl lies to you just chuck her in the hoe bin. She certainly isn't becoming the mother of your children. She's sex only, let some slouch have drama trying to fix her.
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12-01-2014, 06:19 PM
Got this the other day
"Sorry for the late reply. I'm a horrible texter"
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12-01-2014, 07:12 PM
Everything that comes out of their mouths is a lie, so I don't care much in general, with the exception of some stupid ones. If they aren't putting enough effort into the lies, it shows a lack of respect!
E.g, like mentioned previously in this thread:
- my phone/battery died
- I just saw your txt
- I've been sick
- my friend/cousin/mother's been sick and I'm taking care of him/her
Come on, how dumb do you think I am, bitch?
Lies like "I think i'm pregnant" or "I've been rayyyyppped" are not stupid, they're down right malicious.
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12-01-2014, 07:42 PM
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It's an exit, not an entrance."
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12-01-2014, 09:48 PM
"I lost all my numbers, who is this?"
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12-01-2014, 10:15 PM
^ haven't had that one in a while.
The prevalence of iCloud back-ups has made this lie especially exposed.
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12-03-2014, 05:06 PM
Fat girl telling me she goes to the gym.
Don't debate me.
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12-03-2014, 05:18 PM
As a general rule when a woman tells me she "never would..." I discredit everything after as a lie
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12-05-2014, 08:27 AM
Quote: (12-03-2014 02:21 PM)BlurredSevens Wrote:
"I'm 23"
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12-06-2014, 07:21 AM
Her:I NEVER EVER sleep with guys on the first date.There's just something special about you that i have never felt with any guy before on the first date.
Me: I definately understand hon,i have that effect on women
This is coming from a 26 years old who confirmed to me her notch count was 21 but hasn't ever slept with a dude on the first date.CHILD PLZ!!
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12-07-2014, 09:57 AM
My Dr. says I'll never be able to have kids.
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12-07-2014, 10:38 AM
Right before we were going to have sex:
"I have a headache."
Thought that phrase was reserved for people who are married.
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12-07-2014, 10:59 AM
"We're not having sex tonight."
"I'm not that kind of girl."
"I don't hook up with guys I don't know."
I will be checking my PMs weekly, so you can catch me there. I will not be posting.