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Lena Durham "enjoy sex for 1st time, after a series of 'disastrous' partners"
09-27-2014, 03:12 PM
"A train"?
Jesus.
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Lena Durham "enjoy sex for 1st time, after a series of 'disastrous' partners"
09-27-2014, 03:13 PM
This hog should be undyingly grateful that any male human is willing to stick it in her, not opining about the quality of her past mates.
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Lena Durham "enjoy sex for 1st time, after a series of 'disastrous' partners"
09-27-2014, 03:15 PM
I'd prefer not to know about Lena Dunham's sex life. It's disgusting enough that someone would actually stick their dick in it, but a train? She should stop picking men up at the soup kitchen.
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Lena Durham "enjoy sex for 1st time, after a series of 'disastrous' partners"
09-27-2014, 03:20 PM
Well that just shows that both sides thought they had a monster in bed with them.
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Lena Durham "enjoy sex for 1st time, after a series of 'disastrous' partners"
09-27-2014, 04:29 PM
Either Scarlett was a cunt of epic proportions...or he wanted to date someone more in his 'league'.
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Lena Durham "enjoy sex for 1st time, after a series of 'disastrous' partners"
09-27-2014, 05:00 PM
Quote: (09-27-2014 04:25 PM)Zelcorpion Wrote:
Don't know if it is Game
More like from Game to Game Over.
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Lena Durham "enjoy sex for 1st time, after a series of 'disastrous' partners"
09-27-2014, 05:18 PM
A quick google search shows that he met SJ at a private high school for aspiring actors and musicians. He was in a band that actually toured in HS, so he could've easily used the musician game on her.
In other words, it's not like he closed celebrity hot grown up SJ and then banged fat pig LD. He went from successful musician guy in HS to somewhat successful musician guy in Hollywood, where better game is needed. I'd say his options weren't great considering the competition.
That, or she's his beard. A big, fat beard.
On a side note, that photo of her playing table tennis will haunt my dreams.
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Lena Durham "enjoy sex for 1st time, after a series of 'disastrous' partners"
09-27-2014, 05:43 PM
I'd ban you for posting that nude of her zelcorpion. I now have brain aids thanks to that picture.
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Lena Durham "enjoy sex for 1st time, after a series of 'disastrous' partners"
09-27-2014, 06:33 PM
If you read this from whole thing from a game perspective, you can always find a scarlet lining.
1. Lena is/was? attracted to badboys. She was willing to stick through the relationship even though the sex was not pleasing to her.
Game Lesson - Pleasing a chick doesn't matter, Making her happy doesn't matter. Be an asshole and she will stick around.
2. Lena's Current Boyfriend was banging ScarJo.
Game Lesson - You don't need to be a big swinging dick/uber bad boy to pull a hot bitch, especially if she's young.
I have a sneaking suspicion that
- dude took Scarjo's virginity
- Scarjo career took off, so she upgraded her entire reality
- Fat Jewish Girl with low self esteem and a lot of sex positive learning - probably gives monstrous head after a decade of practice. Enjoys anal.
- Doofus could be getting a career boost and head on demand
But again the primary lesson here is that you don't need to be 6'2", 8% body fat, player extraordinaire to bury your sausage into some choice sauerkraut.
This is that wonderful variety of human pairings that I keep harping on in the game board.
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Lena Durham "enjoy sex for 1st time, after a series of 'disastrous' partners"
09-27-2014, 06:58 PM
Fat girl with tiny titties... god's ultimate punishment.
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Lena Durham "enjoy sex for 1st time, after a series of 'disastrous' partners"
09-27-2014, 07:23 PM
Dude is in arguably one of the top 5 biggest modern pop-rock bands in America currently and he chooses that troll? Dude needs RVF like a fish needs water.
Also great how she openly admits to taking a literal "train" of cock from losers(badboys) throughout her young adult life. Classic.
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Lena Durham "enjoy sex for 1st time, after a series of 'disastrous' partners"
09-27-2014, 10:41 PM
Quote: (09-27-2014 04:25 PM)Zelcorpion Wrote:
Still - I wonder what made him switch this:
![[Image: images%2Farticle%2F2011%2F09%2F15%2Fscar01.jpg]](http://pedestriantv-prod.s3.amazonaws.com/images%2Farticle%2F2011%2F09%2F15%2Fscar01.jpg)
to this:
{image removed for the sake of my eyeballs}
DON'T DO THAT!!
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Lena Durham "enjoy sex for 1st time, after a series of 'disastrous' partners"
09-27-2014, 11:38 PM
Oh sweet jesus, no... why would you slide down the ladder like that to Lena from Scarlett? Talk about hitting every rung on the way down.
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Lena Durham "enjoy sex for 1st time, after a series of 'disastrous' partners"
09-28-2014, 12:13 AM
[quote='Zelcorpion' pid='839946' dateline='1411853121']
Don't know if it is Game, but her boyfriend went from Scarlet Johansson to Lena Dunham.
Don't know if that is a sign of Game or regression of Game:
He does not seem Beta to me despite his funny looks and Woody Allen appeal.
Still - I wonder what made him switch this:
to this:
NEVER post NUDES of Lena Dunham again without a warning.
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