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Flavored Genitals Now Possible With Microbiome Hacking
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Flavored Genitals Now Possible With Microbiome Hacking

"OH YEAH GIRL, GET READY FOR MY VERY BERRY BURST!"

http://motherboard.vice.com/en_uk/read/c...me-hacking

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"There's a company that said it wants to hack your microorganisms to help the microflora fight HIV. That's amazing. But that's a crazy claim, isn't it?" he said. "But what if they just said they wanted to hack your biome to make your vagina smell better?"

I think some of you are already seeming the amazing potential of this technology.

Other uses mentioned include making your mouth smell better, your farts, and yes actually making it so your shit does not stink.

The future looks so bright. I cannot wait till true biohacking becomes as easy as changing your desktop.

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Flavored Genitals Now Possible With Microbiome Hacking

Quote: (09-21-2014 10:32 PM)runsonmagic Wrote:  

"OH YEAH GIRL, GET READY FOR MY VERY BERRY BURST!"

http://motherboard.vice.com/en_uk/read/c...me-hacking

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"There's a company that said it wants to hack your microorganisms to help the microflora fight HIV. That's amazing. But that's a crazy claim, isn't it?" he said. "But what if they just said they wanted to hack your biome to make your vagina smell better?"

I think some of you are already seeming the amazing potential of this technology.

Other uses mentioned include making your mouth smell better, your farts, and yes actually making it so your shit does not stink.

The future looks so bright. I cannot wait till true biohacking becomes as easy as changing your desktop.

That's awesome. The implications for the culinary world are endless.

While a customer is eating their "Galantine of Pheasant with matsutake mushrooms" I'll send a waiter out with sage-aromatized farts and blast one right in their face. It'll be part of the experience.

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#3

Flavored Genitals Now Possible With Microbiome Hacking

Wow, this really gives new meaning to "Franken Berry", "Count Chocula", and "Boo Berry". General Mills is going to have a field day with this one.

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Flavored Genitals Now Possible With Microbiome Hacking

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Deus vult!
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#5

Flavored Genitals Now Possible With Microbiome Hacking

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"But what if they just said they wanted to hack your biome to make your vagina smell better?"

Pussy already smells and tastes amazing IF the girl is healthy and hygienic. And if she isn't, the gnarly smell serves as a warning sign to stay away or at the very least bag it up.
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Flavored Genitals Now Possible With Microbiome Hacking

I want my ball sweat to glow like the Gatorade commercials. Just strap some GFP on my normal flora and we're good to go.

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Flavored Genitals Now Possible With Microbiome Hacking

This is not what they had when I played the Deus-Ex games.
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Flavored Genitals Now Possible With Microbiome Hacking

Quote: (09-22-2014 03:57 AM)VincentVinturi Wrote:  

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"But what if they just said they wanted to hack your biome to make your vagina smell better?"

Pussy already smells and tastes amazing IF the girl is healthy and hygienic. And if she isn't, the gnarly smell serves as a warning sign to stay away or at the very least bag it up.

Agreed, I don't want some chick to be able to re-engineer the smell of her 'week old tuna' pussy. It stinks for a reason, and that reason is so that quadruple wrap it.

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#9

Flavored Genitals Now Possible With Microbiome Hacking

Chocolate Cock of Zeus better get on this.
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#10

Flavored Genitals Now Possible With Microbiome Hacking

You can make your nut taste alot sweeter by drinking and eating pineapple/juice. Never tasted it myself, but I have been told by credible sources that it works.

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#11

Flavored Genitals Now Possible With Microbiome Hacking

Want my dick to taste like Chipotle, bitches love that place

MDP
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Flavored Genitals Now Possible With Microbiome Hacking

Quote: (09-22-2014 09:32 AM)MY DETROIT PLAYAS Wrote:  

Want my dick to taste like Chipotle, bitches love that place

Pumpkin spice.

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Nuff said.

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Flavored Genitals Now Possible With Microbiome Hacking

Quote: (09-22-2014 05:43 AM)Foolsgo1d Wrote:  

This is not what they had when I played the Deus-Ex games.

I was thinking Bioshock

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