Love doggy style.
Ass man or Boob man
"People always ask me, 'Are you an ass man or a breast man'?. I figure I must be an ass man. Everybody I meet tells me 'YOU'RE AN ASS, MAN!"
- Rodney Dangerfield.
- Rodney Dangerfield.
It doesn't get much better than this one. Cheerleaders may very well be the greatest thing since sliced bread:
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Ass always wins out.
As much as I love a nice ass I gotta say boobman. Reason being pretty much any girl in decent shape has a decent ass. Yeah some are better some others and some are somewhat flat but all are gonna be decent. Boobs on the other hand are a tossup, just cuz a girl is in good shape doesn't mean shes gonna have nice boobs. Could be oddly shaped, one bigger than other, wierd nips. On the other hand it's much easier to get a girl with a nice ass a boob job than it is to get a girl with nice boobs a butt job.
Ass!
It's all about the tits. Ass don't mean a damn thing when she's under you and staring upward.
When her tits start bouncing with each thrust it really gets me going.
When her tits start bouncing with each thrust it really gets me going.
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I love boobs, but I think it's less gay to be an assman over a boobman. If you compare the two, boobs are more phallic, whereas ass is yonic.
I remember reading somewhere that attraction to big tits developed because they look like a nice ass, rather than anything to do with lactation or health.
So when humans began banging missionary style more often, big tits became more desired.
I wonder, if we asked the question "doggy-style or missionary?", would we get the same 2 to 1 split we're getting in this poll?
So when humans began banging missionary style more often, big tits became more desired.
I wonder, if we asked the question "doggy-style or missionary?", would we get the same 2 to 1 split we're getting in this poll?
Quote: (08-26-2014 02:42 AM)soup Wrote:
I love boobs, but I think it's less gay to be an assman over a boobman. If you compare the two, boobs are more phallic, whereas ass is yonic.
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I didn't select any of the option in the pool because I'm a ''both-of-them-man.'' The beauty of a girl for me is judged by her face, boobs, face,height,size and all the other stuff(voice,hair,eyes,etc)...
If a girl has a big boobs with a flat ass, I don't think I'd be that attracted to her. If she has a big ass, but a small boobs-same. Both of them(along with all other factors) have to be proportional,because I take them into consideration before I make my conclusion.
If a girl has a big boobs with a flat ass, I don't think I'd be that attracted to her. If she has a big ass, but a small boobs-same. Both of them(along with all other factors) have to be proportional,because I take them into consideration before I make my conclusion.
Boobs.
Shit I'm a bigger minority than I thought. Who else is in the pretty face/skinny body side???? Perfection for me is a toned ass(not big but firm), perky tits(C preferably), and most importantly pretty face+skinny body.
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Most women with large tits will look like they have a couple pancakes hanging around their belly button by their 40s. I will take a fit woman with small tits any day.
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