[Phoenix]

Felt like posting this here because I cracked up laughing at these packages.

http://www.amazon.com/Okamoto-BIG-Condom...B000FQKK2W
http://www.amazon.com/Okamoto-BIG-Condom...B001TDM0KK

I can only imagine the look on a Jap girls face if you whipped out a box with an elephant on the front . I kind of want them to make one with a whale on the front called 'Monster Big Boy' just for laughs.

[aSimpNamedBrokeback]

So someone took regular western sized condoms and put them in a box with an elephant on the front and sold them as Magnums......

[Phoenix]

Lol nah I checked, the horse is 58mm wide - standard Western 'Large' size (which I'd say is 'Very large' by Japanese standards). The elephant is about 60mm width but with comfort fit end that flares to 72mm.

'Yeah it's designed for elephants' would get a hilarious response. Given that the Japanese don't get sarcasm very well, she might even run off.

[Foolsgo1d]

(09-11-2014 08:15 AM)Phoenix Wrote:  

'Yeah it's designed for elephants' would get a hilarious response. Given that the Japanese don't get sarcasm very well, she might even run off.

Thats why you wear a Dumbo mask and roleplay.

[TravelerKai]

(09-11-2014 07:18 AM)Phoenix Wrote:  

Felt like posting this here because I cracked up laughing at these packages.

http://www.amazon.com/Okamoto-BIG-Condom...B000FQKK2W
http://www.amazon.com/Okamoto-BIG-Condom...B001TDM0KK

I can only imagine the look on a Jap girls face if you whipped out a box with an elephant on the front . I kind of want them to make one with a whale on the front called 'Monster Big Boy' just for laughs.

You laugh but the Japanese are the only ones making large condoms out in East Asia. They saved my ass when I needed a box badly because the airline lost my luggage that had all my American brands inside it. All the Chinese brands were too fucking small and tight.

I also learned my lesson and started packing them in my carryon as well.

[memcpy]

They also make the thinnest condoms in the world. Check out the Sagami .001 ( which is thinner than a strand of hair for reference) , Fuji Latex, and Okamoto's are good

[iop890]

(09-11-2014 11:21 AM)TravelerKai Wrote:  

You laugh but the Japanese are the only ones making large condoms out in East Asia. They saved my ass when I needed a box badly because the airline lost my luggage that had all my American brands inside it. All the Chinese brands were too fucking small and tight.

I also learned my lesson and started packing them in my carryon as well.

Yes!

You don't know pain until you've tried to pinch your dick into a 49mm Thai Kingtex only to have it explode off of you like you're the hulk after one thrust.

[TravelerKai]

(09-11-2014 11:32 AM)memcpy Wrote:  

They also make the thinnest condoms in the world. Check out the Sagami .001 ( which is thinner than a strand of hair for reference) , Fuji Latex, and Okamoto's are good

Hmm, might need to try that one.... nah who am I kidding, I started rawdogging after that condom box was done, which is another story. I'm married now, so it's a moot point even more so.

[TravelerKai]

(09-11-2014 11:39 AM)iop890 Wrote:  

(09-11-2014 11:21 AM)TravelerKai Wrote:  

You laugh but the Japanese are the only ones making large condoms out in East Asia. They saved my ass when I needed a box badly because the airline lost my luggage that had all my American brands inside it. All the Chinese brands were too fucking small and tight.

I also learned my lesson and started packing them in my carryon as well.

Yes!

You don't know pain until you've tried to pinch your dick into a 49mm Thai Kingtex only to have it explode off of you like you're the hulk after one thrust.

All those brands in Asia are like this. Fucking sucks. My first trip to China involved looking around for the morning after pill. I told myself never again.

Any dude north of 6 inches needs to bring their own boxes, and LOTS of them on top of that. Asian condoms, excluding the Japanese brands, are all shit. Those shitty Durex brands they have there are an Asian edition. Those tight pussies will suck those shitty condoms off. You will be fishing inside her pussy with your fingers trying to find the damn condom. With your dumb ass murmuring to yourself, "I knew that shit felt too damn good! I should have stopped to check! But nooooo I just had to bust a Tarzan nut!!!"

[Phoenix]

For reference if you can't get your favorites, the Durex 'Comfort' condoms are usually available in 7/11s in east/SE asia, and they are the biggest available in shops there (56mm). Much better than a dick-crushing 'standard'.

[iop890]

(09-11-2014 12:12 PM)Phoenix Wrote:  

For reference if you can't get your favorites, the Durex 'Comfort' condoms are usually available in 7/11s in east/SE asia, and they are the biggest available in shops there (56mm). Much better than a dick-crushing 'standard'.

Yea, that's my go to when I run out of Trojans. I could never find them in the 711 near my place though, so I had to make bi-monthly runs to Big C and freak out the cashier.

[TravelerKai]

(09-11-2014 12:26 PM)iop890 Wrote:  

(09-11-2014 12:12 PM)Phoenix Wrote:  

For reference if you can't get your favorites, the Durex 'Comfort' condoms are usually available in 7/11s in east/SE asia, and they are the biggest available in shops there (56mm). Much better than a dick-crushing 'standard'.

Yea, that's my go to when I run out of Trojans. I could never find them in the 711 near my place though, so I had to make bi-monthly runs to Big C and freak out the cashier.

You know I kinda missed those smarmy stares the cashiers give you when you buy condoms with a girl at your side. They refuse to smile and you so badly wanna egg it on, maybe get a high five, or a slight smile, but alas they refuse. You can just imagine the stuff they are thinking about you or the girl you are with.

[mikado]

I love the stares I get when I go "Grande taille, s'il vous plait "

[iop890]

(09-11-2014 12:35 PM)TravelerKai Wrote:  

You know I kinda missed those smarmy stares the cashiers give you when you buy condoms with a girl at your side. They refuse to smile and you so badly wanna egg it on, maybe get a high five, or a slight smile, but alas they refuse. You can just imagine the stuff they are thinking about you or the girl you are with.

I've gotten laughs out of cashiers before, usually only with younger guys and a few nervous giggles from girls. The fact they only come in those little packs of three makes it funnier. Walking up with fifteen of those little boxes cradled in my arms can get a reaction.

Also, I don't remember if its Boots or one of those other little chain stores, but one place I always went to kept condoms behind the counter and you had to ask.
Was always fun to ask, then when the girl hands you the normal ones say in Thai, "No no, these are to small, I'm going to break them." then watch her face turn red as she has to read all the boxes looking for the biggest one.
I thought about pretending to get frustrated, leaving, and coming back to the counter with a box of those gallon zip-lock bags but I didn't think she'd get it.

[TravelerKai]

(09-11-2014 01:02 PM)iop890 Wrote:  

(09-11-2014 12:35 PM)TravelerKai Wrote:  

You know I kinda missed those smarmy stares the cashiers give you when you buy condoms with a girl at your side. They refuse to smile and you so badly wanna egg it on, maybe get a high five, or a slight smile, but alas they refuse. You can just imagine the stuff they are thinking about you or the girl you are with.

I've gotten laughs out of cashiers before, usually only with younger guys and a few nervous giggles from girls. The fact they only come in those little packs of three makes it funnier. Walking up with fifteen of those little boxes cradled in my arms can get a reaction.

Also, I don't remember if its Boots or one of those other little chain stores, but one place I always went to kept condoms behind the counter and you had to ask.
Was always fun to ask, then when the girl hands you the normal ones say in Thai, "No no, these are to small, I'm going to break them." then watch her face turn red as she has to read all the boxes looking for the biggest one.
I thought about pretending to get frustrated, leaving, and coming back to the counter with a box of those gallon zip-lock bags but I didn't think she'd get it.

No mam, that is NOT the right size! *Deeper eyebrow raise*

[DVY]

No wonder my ex-thai girl keep telling me how big I was. My current girl (Japanese) tell me the same thing but with a huge giggle.

I've always thought I am average or around-average, but its always funny to me when they rave about how big I am.

[Enigma]

(09-11-2014 01:15 PM)DVY Wrote:  

No wonder my ex-thai girl keep telling me how big I was. My current girl (Japanese) tell me the same thing but with a huge giggle.

I've always thought I am average or around-average, but its always funny to me when they rave about how big I am.

Easily my favorite thing about Asian women.

[Phoenix]

(09-11-2014 01:02 PM)iop890 Wrote:  

Was always fun to ask, then when the girl hands you the normal ones say in Thai, "No no, these are to small, I'm going to break them." then watch her face turn red as she has to read all the boxes looking for the biggest one.

Why did you not just shake your head, and show her a picture of an elephant?

[AneroidOcean]

As others have said, Okamoto is actually a well respected brand making some of the thinnest/strongest condoms available. Bonus that they don't really have that latex smell. I've been buying condoms from here for years in bulk. Why pay a 4-7 times markup on a condom if you're using a decent amount of them? Buy them a bunch at a time and spend WAY less and get superior condoms:

http://www.condomdepot.com/

I am in no way affiliated with them, but I looked and they do ship internationally as long as you're not in one of the typical scammer countries or former USSR...yes they really listed it like that.

[CJ_W]

(09-11-2014 07:18 AM)Phoenix Wrote:  

Felt like posting this here because I cracked up laughing at these packages.

http://www.amazon.com/Okamoto-BIG-Condom...B000FQKK2W
http://www.amazon.com/Okamoto-BIG-Condom...B001TDM0KK

I can only imagine the look on a Jap girls face if you whipped out a box with an elephant on the front . I kind of want them to make one with a whale on the front called 'Monster Big Boy' just for laughs.

Dude these are old. . .like 8-9 years old, These were all I used when I was there (really these are just regular sized western condoms, the Japanese condoms are SMALL AS HELL and pretty much unusable)

[Phoenix]

Meh I've never seen them in shops. I guess I'm late to the party . Still cracked me up.