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Fifty Shades of Grey Most Watched Trailer of 2014
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Fifty Shades of Grey Most Watched Trailer of 2014

http://www.radiotimes.com/news/2014-07-2...er-of-2014

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36.4 million views in under a week

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Having read the book ("research"), I get why women are into it. It involves a rich, powerful, sexually experienced, high status man who could have any woman, but only has eyes for the heroine. He wants to fuck her, take her, and dominate her, but he also has a troubled past and only she can fix him. I repeat: he is the super alpha and only she can fix him. The character checks off every trope of feminine desire there is.

I'm actually looking forward to this film, because it will bring what women really want into the cultural spotlight, and create a fanbase of women who want real life domination. Enough of this empowered Hunger Games stuff or abstinence metaphor Twighlight nonsense. It's time for a franchise with BDSM sex.

The trailer makes it look the film's producers know what they're doing. A Beyonce tie-in to target the film's female audience, an implication of scandal, without too much... I've seen a couple interviews with the producer and writer, and they know the source material is pure feminine fantasy, but are trying to find the depth in it. Regardless of how the final product turns out, it'll be an interesting to watch the response.

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Fifty Shades of Grey Most Watched Trailer of 2014

I hope google trolls people with porn advertisements to the trailer.
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Fifty Shades of Grey Most Watched Trailer of 2014

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Fifty Shades of Grey Most Watched Trailer of 2014

A friend of mine worked on this film. The lead is my size in shirts and suits and he is gonna grab what he can for me from wardrobe before its open to the public.

That is what I am looking forward to.

Also being in the sex business myself, this film will be a good thing for my business.
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Fifty Shades of Grey Most Watched Trailer of 2014

The choice of the male lead in this is just laughable. What the fuck is wrong with Hollywood? No offense, but this dude looks like there's something subtly wrong with him. That's the best they could do for a "super alpha"? Jeez.

The female choice is semi-inspired -- it's a good idea to choose a fuckable mousy bitch for this -- in fact you almost need a mousy type here to make the whole stupid idea work. But the male lead choice is dreadful, insulting even.

same old shit, sixes and sevens Shaft...
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Fifty Shades of Grey Most Watched Trailer of 2014

Someone over at the /r/theredpill subreddit summarized 50 Shades of Grey beautifully.

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Do women love 50 Shades of Grey? You bet your fucking ass they do, but it's not for the 'rape'. It's not even for the BDSM, because there's barely even any of that in it. In fact, there's hardly even any sex scenes at all.

You may be thinking, "No sex scenes? Pshaw, the media calls it 'mommyporn'". It is, but not because of the sexual content. It's because of this...

Anastasia (the main character) is a plain, no personality, average and un-noticed girl, with one beta orbiter. Oh yeah, and a virgin too.
Christian Grey is a BILLIONAIRE. The city's most powerful man, who is self-made by the way. Oh yeah, he's incredibly attractive, super fit, and well hung.
By doing ABSOLUTELY NOTHING other than being a clumsy asshole, Anastasia somehow makes Mr. Super Alpha fall under her spell.
HE COURTS HER!!! He doesn't abduct her and rape her, ravish her, or anything else like that. The motherfucker stalks the shit out of her, but it's okay because he's hot and rich.
And buys her shit.
And takes her for rides in his helicopter.
He NEVER does anything to her sexually without her consent. SHE's in control the whole time.
He takes time out of his very busy day full of multi-million dollar deals just to make sure she is well taken care of.
He falls in love with her and completely debases himself because even though she has no personality at all, he somehow has fallen completely in love with her.
In case you're missing it, here's a brief synopsis... Plain no-talent, zero personality girl meets hot, buff, young, powerful, rich man. He wants her, she says no. He sends his (incredibly loyal) thugs to track her, he pull her bacon out of the fire, says he wants her, she says no. Alpha fucks anyone?

He says he wants her some more, she says she's not sure. He shows her around town in his helicopter, which HE pilots. He shows her his incredible penthouse apartment with servants and assistants. He tells her he wants her, she says she's thinking about it. More alpha fucks.

He dominates her by telling her to eat. She does as he says. They have tender, caring sex, despite his threats that he fucks, "hard". He politely and expertly uses a condom when they have sex. Alpha fucks with beta undertones.

She likes the sex, agrees to more. He "dominates" her by setting her up with an awesome job interview (which she DIDN'T want him to do). He further dominates her by replacing her piece of shit car with a brand spanking new one (what an oppressive asshole) . He buys her a new computer and dominates her buy telling her she has to use it to email him. It's total beta bucks.

EVERYONE she knows and is important to her (close friends, family members) tells her how wonderful he is and how lucky she is to be with him. They pretty much tell her to do whatever the guy wants because he's so fucking out of her league that she'd be an idiot to pass up the chance to be his cum rag. Bam, social proof!

She gets a couple of spankings, and some semi-rough though 100% CONSENSUAL sex that she's in total control of.

This book isn't about the sex, it's about the female fantasy of instantly checking out of the sexual marketplace with the highest Alpha attainable who also has pledged his complete beta servitude to her. He's hot, rich, well hung, and knows how to keep sex interesting but not TOO dangerous. He tells her what to do, where to be, how to do it. It's fine for her to listen, because he's rich, smart, and powerful. Other people defer to him, so it's OK for her to do so too. He also makes sure she has no need that's unmet, money will NEVER be an issue. That's the kind of "domination" women are after.

Don't let them fool you with the BDSM shit. This book is about BDSM as much as Hustler is about a woman's personality.

This all makes me think of an old Chris Rock quote. "Know why your woman hates you? It's because you weren't her first choice."

Before Christian Grey came along, Anastasia was asexual. She didn't even have a 'choice'. There was not a single man on earth she was interested in, and wasn't even interested in having any interest in men.

Then, suddenly, like magic, "poof"! The embodiment of everything every woman wants in a man appears to her and is instantly smitten with her.

She went from not wanting a choice, to getting every woman's first choice. That's what these women are drooling over, not the non-existent 'rape'.
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Fifty Shades of Grey Most Watched Trailer of 2014

Quote: (07-29-2014 10:23 PM)The Lizard of Oz Wrote:  

The choice of the male lead in this is just laughable. What the fuck is wrong with Hollywood? No offense, but this dude looks like there's something subtly wrong with him. That's the best they could do for a "super alpha"? Jeez.

Lots of Decent Hollywood guys passed up on this.

The real interesting aspect of this whole 50 Shades thing, is that the Snark Stream Media HATES 50 Shades. It's too tame for some, too unrealistic for others, too stereotypical, and they all run over their own sentences trying to say how poorly written it is.

Keep in mind, a woman writing Twilight Fan Fiction is behind it. It's seriously another JK Rowling story, but the people that should be saying "you go girl" aren't.

The Jezebels, Gawkers, Slates, Salons, - basically the demographic of people that watch Mad Men aka the Don Draper show religiously - hate the books and hate the movie.

So for the player
- the teeny bopper girl
- the sheltered housewife

They all love it.

The cosmopolitan feminist hates it.

WIA
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Fifty Shades of Grey Most Watched Trailer of 2014

Quote: (07-29-2014 10:33 PM)WestIndianArchie Wrote:  

Quote: (07-29-2014 10:23 PM)The Lizard of Oz Wrote:  

The choice of the male lead in this is just laughable. What the fuck is wrong with Hollywood? No offense, but this dude looks like there's something subtly wrong with him. That's the best they could do for a "super alpha"? Jeez.

Lots of Decent Hollywood guys passed up on this.

The real interesting aspect of this whole 50 Shades thing, is that the Snark Stream Media HATES 50 Shades. It's too tame for some, too unrealistic for others, too stereotypical, and they all run over their own sentences trying to say how poorly written it is.

Keep in mind, a woman writing Twilight Fan Fiction is behind it. It's seriously another JK Rowling story, but the people that should be saying "you go girl" aren't.

The Jezebels, Gawkers, Slates, Salons, - basically the demographic of people that watch Mad Men aka the Don Draper show religiously - hate the books and hate the movie.

So for the player
- the teeny bopper girl
- the sheltered housewife

They all love it.

The cosmopolitan feminist hates it.

WIA

The Cosmo fems secretly hate read and will hate watch it. They only show public disdain to stay with group think.

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Fifty Shades of Grey Most Watched Trailer of 2014

When ever
I read about 50 shades of grey- never heard anyone talk about this fabio-2014 book, I always think of the name of that show that's been popular in the last several years "desperate house wives".
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Quote: (07-29-2014 10:15 PM)Laner Wrote:  

A friend of mine worked on this film. The lead is my size in shirts and suits and he is gonna grab what he can for me from wardrobe before its open to the public.

That is what I am looking forward to.

Also being in the sex business myself, this film will be a good thing for my business.

Laner lets go hit up the best bar near Scotiabank on opening night [Image: wink.gif]


Sort of killing myself for being out of town when this was filming, had an extras casting call. Perfect opener: "I was in 50 shades"
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Fifty Shades of Grey Most Watched Trailer of 2014

Quote: (07-29-2014 10:24 PM)game_ethic Wrote:  

Someone over at the /r/theredpill subreddit summarized 50 Shades of Grey beautifully.

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...Anastasia (the main character) is a plain, no personality, average and un-noticed girl, with one beta orbiter. Oh yeah, and a virgin too.
Christian Grey is a BILLIONAIRE. The city's most powerful man, who is self-made by the way. Oh yeah, he's incredibly attractive, super fit, and well hung...

I wrote about this concept in this thread about the rise in women publically-denouncing makeup.

The Victorian Fantasy Of Being Valued For Who You Are As A Person

The book blurbs I quote are damn funny.

I've long stated women have a huge problem with recognising fantasy for what it is, and start basing their reality around it.

This classic Plain Janes / Hot Studs pairing is why all romantic comedies aimed at women show Female 6's landing Male 8 or 9's.

And in the casting of Dakota Johnson, they couldn't have picked a better woman to not piss off the female viewers by threatening them with her beauty.

This is what I think of as a Fast Food Girl: bland, non-descript, flavourless. Utterly-meh.

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Makeup seems to make her look worse.

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Delicious Tacos is on point as usual.
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This is the whackest movie preview I think I've ever seen.

The guy who plays that dom comes off as kind of gay, to start, but without any iota of charisma that at least the gays are known for.

I think it's going to disappoint the women who read the book. The actor is clearly gay.

I thought it would be a Michael Douglass type guy.

This is just a bluepill version of the movie "Secretary" with James Spader and Maggie Gillenhal.

Are male actors these days capable of acting like real men?

I heard that the guy who play Karl Drago on Game of Thrones is married to a post-wall chick from The Cosby Show.

Enough is enough.
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Damn, that bitch got the cocaine eyes.
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Fifty Shades of Grey Most Watched Trailer of 2014

She has good tits/push-up bra, and looks like a 6-7 slut.

This is everyman's idea of attainable ass.

Think about how much research goes into making this movie appealing to the largest audience.

Even more depressing- think about how many bluepill-betas are going to let their girlfriends drag them to see this shrine to the concept of alpha.

This gives me a new game idea.

Go to theaters that are playing this movie and wait for the girls to come out. Should be easy pickins for guys who can open and have intermediate or advanced game.
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Quote: (07-29-2014 11:48 PM)soup Wrote:  

Go to theaters that are playing this movie and wait for the girls to come out. Should be easy pickins for guys who can open and have intermediate or advanced game.

Bwahhhahaha. Definitely going to try.

When the book first came out, a buddy of mine came up the funniest fucking opener I have witnessed in ages.

He would find a girl reading it in public, go up to her and say "hey, did you get to page 36, I heard it's a good one."

He did it to one girl on the train while I stood there watching and laughing my ass off.
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Fifty Shades of Grey Most Watched Trailer of 2014

You could probably use that line on any girl reading any book in the subway.
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Fifty Shades of Grey Most Watched Trailer of 2014

Not only is actress Dakota Johnson blah-looking, she got the role at least partially because of nepotism: she's the daughter of actors Don Johnson and Melanie Griffith.

This ups her appeal even more to the average American woman.

Most American women today love getting ahead by "networking" and disdain personal achievement because it threatens their own sense of "success" -- much of which has been based on the game being rigged in their favor (which they instinctively know).

Also, women love royalty, and Hollywood is America's royalty. Remember that women weren't the ones who broke away from King George III of England. Men forged the American idea of making it on your own.

If women get in charge, we'll probably have some form of monarchy within a generation. Wait, hold on -- considering the Clintons and Bushes, we probably already do.
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Quote: (07-30-2014 12:48 AM)Days of Broken Arrows Wrote:  

Not only is actress Dakota Johnson blah-looking, she got the role at least partially because of nepotism: she's the daughter of actors Don Johnson and Melanie Griffith.

Ah, now it makes sense. Griffith was a fucking dog, even in her heyday.

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^ She looks like a Gender Studies Student.

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I couldn't understand at the time why they kept pairing her with high-value men, and painting her as a sex symbol. Was it because she was considered 'slutty'? Why is Hollywood so fascinated with selling Androgynous women like her and Anne Heche as sex symbols? Do they think straight men secretly jack off to David Bowie or something?

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Since when is it "alpha" to throw money at a woman constantly? I read this stupid book, too. He's a pathetic loser who follows her around like a puppy. He buys her a rare, collectible book and upgrades her plane to first class. He spends money all the time.

This story is popular because it glorifies gold-digging. Anastasia is so dishonest with herself about it, too. She keeps saying she doesn't want his money--she does. She lies to herself even more than Walter White does, but at least Walter White has a personality and is somewhat sympathetic.
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Even if the ideals of alpha intensity reach the masses they'll find a way to f it up.

That chick is a real bowser (looks like a KFC drive thru girl in OH or AL) and the dude looks like a neurotic bi-sexual like you would see in a low end Beamer in W. Hollywood. Charlie Hunnam (Jax on FXs Sons of Anarchy) was supposed to play Grey at least he is the son of a real mob boss in the UK and does manly crap like tons of pull ups and boxing as well as play a blast em up killer gang leader biker on Sons. I really don't think Hollywood wants manly men or masculine ideas celebrated as it would go against their pinko brainwashing of the proles ethos. It will be 2hrs of torture to watch this junk but at least the book shows you what hos all the pretend angels really are.
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Quote: (07-30-2014 12:48 AM)Days of Broken Arrows Wrote:  

Not only is actress Dakota Johnson blah-looking, she got the role at least partially because of nepotism: she's the daughter of actors Don Johnson and Melanie Griffith.

This ups her appeal even more to the average American woman.

Most American women today love getting ahead by "networking" and disdain personal achievement because it threatens their own sense of "success" -- much of which has been based on the game being rigged in their favor (which they instinctively know).

Also, women love royalty, and Hollywood is America's royalty. Remember that women weren't the ones who broke away from King George III of England. Men forged the American idea of making it on your own.

If women get in charge, we'll probably have some form of monarchy within a generation. Wait, hold on -- considering the Clintons and Bushes, we probably already do.

WOW! This post hit me deep, personally. Thank you. It sort of tied things together for me about women and their complete worthlessness outside of the home/kitchen. It will be hard for me to take a woman that desires more out of her life than to be a good and faithful wife and mom serious again.

This is so true. Build a safe and stable society, after generations of sacrificing life and limb in war. Sacrificing life and limb in dangerous work. And a female brain cannot appreciate it. All they can do is think "wow, these things just came from some where, oh well, who cares I got a lot of gossiping to do today".

Men think that women think/appreciate what we do. They think women want freedom so they can improve their lives and improve themselves. This isn't true, and now I see why so many women are liberal. Women HATE freedom. They HATE personal growth. Because they are not equipped for it. They are better equipped for a corrupt society, where they can manipulate people to get what they want out of them and take advantage of others.

And this movie really displays that. Women are going ape shit over this movie and it all ties together. Women, for the most part, outside of the kitchen are a damage to society and to our children. They are the barbarians and they are already in the gate.
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Christian Grey is the essence of higher-beta.

A suited up, clean-shaven kid throwing money like crazy at a 6.

As a poster above said, this book was never about sex, it simply fed into the spinster fantasy of landing a solid marriage prospect as an unremarkable post-wall and post-carousel American female.
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Ayn Rand often pointed out that people can be cut in two sexually and in other parts of their lives. Christian Grey is a man who has succeeded very well in the real world. He's built a business and gotten rich. However, he's clearly a loser in the world of love and sex.

The actors in this movie were hardly the first choices. Most serious actors know that this movie will be totally panned. I predict it wins every Razzie possible.

I know a lot of actors myself. I once teased one of the girls saying: "Out of all the actresses I know, you'd be best for the role of Anastasia Steele." She didn't know what to make of that.

The likes of Emma Watson and Jennifer Lawrence would never do this role, and good for them.
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