This reminds me of conversation I had with a Pinay scammer from DIA.
I present you: Scammer meets Troll.
(Names edited out)
[7/25/2014 8:20:30 PM] Me: How are you affected?
[7/25/2014 8:22:03 PM] Scammer: All my things wet and im sad coz I lost job last month. .now owner of room I rent kick me away no pay tge rent
[7/25/2014 8:23:05 PM] Me: so you want to live with me in XXX or something? Lol
[7/25/2014 8:23:40 PM] Scammer: Yes I really want
[7/25/2014 8:24:07 PM] Scammer: But my love owner want to kick my her e so so soon
[7/25/2014 8:25:12 PM] Me: then again, only a girl who is my gf can stay with me
[7/25/2014 8:25:48 PM] Scammer: I well my love I can comment
[7/25/2014 8:26:47 PM] Me: but I am single right now
[7/25/2014 8:26:56 PM] Scammer: I am too
[7/25/2014 8:27:50 PM] Me: well, we have something in common
[7/25/2014 8:29:40 PM] Me: are you looking for a bf to move in with?
[7/25/2014 8:30:06 PM] Scammer: Yes for I care love and give kiss forever
[7/25/2014 8:34:42 PM] Me: perhaps you will get your chance to kiss me at the airport
[7/25/2014 8:37:54 PM] Scammer: More hun..but I hope you help me to stay here wsiting for you
[7/25/2014 8:38:26 PM] Scammer: Can you help me to pay my room to stay while waiting for you
[7/25/2014 8:39:47 PM] Me: sorry hun, but I need to meet you in person first
[7/25/2014 8:51:40 PM] Me: Honey?
[7/25/2014 8:52:26 PM] Scammer: Yes
[7/25/2014 8:52:42 PM] Me: wait for me, ok?
[7/25/2014 8:53:14 PM] Scammer: I told you I not force yoi to help but my situation now is bad
[7/25/2014 8:54:04 PM] Scammer: If I cant pay room you cant contact me anymore coz I go province
[7/25/2014 8:54:43 PM] Me: entice me
[7/25/2014 8:55:17 PM] Scammer: What?
[7/25/2014 8:56:35 PM] Me: I want to see more pictures of you
[7/25/2014 8:57:36 PM] *** Scammer sent IMG_18938531207867.jpeg ***
[7/25/2014 8:57:52 PM] *** Scammer sent IMG_18693382132083.jpeg ***
[7/25/2014 8:58:53 PM] Scammer: Accept
[7/25/2014 9:03:21 PM] Me: can't see it...
[7/25/2014 9:04:40 PM] Scammer: Accept it
[7/25/2014 9:05:38 PM] Me: couldn't
[7/25/2014 9:21:49 PM] Scammer: I try again
[7/25/2014 9:22:06 PM] *** Scammer sent IMG_18938531207867.jpeg ***
[7/25/2014 9:22:12 PM] Scammer: Now
[7/25/2014 10:47:13 PM] Me: still cannot see it
[7/25/2014 10:53:38 PM] *** Missed call from Scammer. ***
[7/25/2014 11:02:50 PM] Me: Did you call me?
[7/25/2014 11:03:04 PM] Scammer: Yes
[7/25/2014 11:03:21 PM] *** Call from Scammer ***
[7/25/2014 11:03:45 PM] Me: Sorry, can't skype chat right now
[7/25/2014 11:03:48 PM] *** Call from Scammer ***
[7/25/2014 11:04:02 PM] Scammer: Ok
[7/25/2014 11:04:04 PM] Scammer: Sorry
[7/25/2014 11:04:37 PM] Me: Did you want to cam chat?
[7/26/2014 12:25:13 AM] Scammer: Yes
[7/26/2014 12:27:47 AM] Erich: I don't have a microphone on my computer right now.
[7/26/2014 4:21:06 AM] Scammer: Hi
[7/26/2014 5:08:36 AM] Me: what would you do for your loved one?
[7/26/2014 5:09:26 AM] Scammer: Need your help
[7/26/2014 5:10:45 AM] Me: I don't know if I love you yet
[7/26/2014 5:22:50 AM] Me: why should I love you?
[7/26/2014 5:24:02 AM] Scammer: Coz I give myself and life
[7/26/2014 5:25:05 AM] Me: how would you please your loved one, how would you please me?
[7/26/2014 5:28:25 AM] Me: Show me that you care by getting to know me, then I will see what I can do
[7/27/2014 10:54:39 PM] Me: show me Scammer
[7/27/2014 10:54:55 PM] Scammer: Why
[7/27/2014 10:55:23 PM] Me: honey
[7/27/2014 10:56:32 PM] Scammer: Yes
[7/27/2014 10:57:01 PM] *** Missed call from Scammer. ***
[7/27/2014 10:57:03 PM] Scammer: Im calling you
[7/27/2014 10:57:47 PM] Me: I am not feeling the love
[7/27/2014 10:59:11 PM] Scammer:
Ok
[7/27/2014 11:05:26 PM] Me: you have to show the love before asking
[7/27/2014 11:05:48 PM] Scammer: Ok
[7/27/2014 11:21:26 PM] Me: do it
[7/29/2014 11:40:51 PM] Me: Just wondering. Would you sleep with me for the money?
[7/30/2014 12:01:44 AM] Scammer: No but god know I really need money
[7/30/2014 12:02:31 AM] Me: how about just webcam sex?
[7/30/2014 12:04:25 AM] Scammer: Sure but I need prove first
[7/30/2014 12:04:37 AM] Scammer: If you like that
[7/30/2014 12:05:08 AM] Me: Do you know how to do it?
[7/30/2014 12:49:27 AM] Me: well?
[7/30/2014 12:55:53 AM] Me: we can make a deal
[7/30/2014 1:35:15 AM] Scammer: How
[7/30/2014 1:36:02 AM] Me: But first, do you even know what webcam sex is?
[7/30/2014 1:37:19 AM] Scammer: I well do my best to make sure you satisfied
[7/30/2014 1:37:54 AM] Me: Actually, I will just watch you
[7/30/2014 1:39:10 AM] Scammer: Ok
[7/30/2014 1:39:18 AM] Me: Do you masturbate?
[7/30/2014 1:39:37 AM] Scammer: But I not show naked if I not receive any help
[7/30/2014 1:39:49 AM] Scammer: I well do everything
[7/30/2014 1:40:03 AM] Me: Do you know how to masturbate though?
[7/30/2014 1:40:17 AM] Scammer: Yes
[7/30/2014 1:40:30 AM] Me: do you usually do it?
[7/30/2014 1:41:18 AM] Scammer: Yes ones
[7/30/2014 1:41:55 AM] Me: how often?
[7/30/2014 1:42:30 AM] Scammer: Many times
[7/30/2014 1:44:28 AM] Me: do you have toys?
[7/30/2014 1:53:31 AM] Scammer: No want to buy
[7/30/2014 1:53:40 AM] Scammer: Can you help me to buy toys
[7/30/2014 1:54:50 AM] Me: Only if you let me watch you use them
[7/30/2014 1:55:25 AM] Scammer: Yes that's why I ask coz I use it when I play in cam to you
[7/30/2014 1:56:14 AM] Me: How many times a week do you usually masturbate?
[7/30/2014 2:03:45 AM] Scammer: Twice
[7/30/2014 2:05:27 AM] Me: so you usually just do it with your fingers right now?
[7/30/2014 2:06:26 AM] Scammer: I need prove that you help
[7/30/2014 2:06:42 AM] Scammer: If you want to see me do it help me
[7/30/2014 2:10:00 AM] Me: What kind of proof?
[7/30/2014 2:10:52 AM] Scammer: Help me to buy rice and toys to show you
[7/30/2014 2:12:53 AM] Me: Are you a real person? Can I see you on cam for 10 seconds?
[7/30/2014 2:13:19 AM] Scammer: Im not a alien
[7/30/2014 2:13:23 AM] Scammer: Call me
[7/30/2014 2:13:34 AM] *** Call to Scammer, busy. ***
[7/30/2014 2:13:55 AM] Scammer: Again
[7/30/2014 2:14:00 AM] *** Call to Scammer ***
[7/30/2014 2:14:45 AM] Erich: Sorry, microphone is not working
[7/30/2014 2:14:50 AM] Scammer: Plz
[7/30/2014 2:15:00 AM] *** Call ended, duration 00:56 ***
[7/30/2014 2:15:13 AM] Me: What kind of toys?
[7/30/2014 2:18:15 AM] Scammer: Toys that I can play
[7/30/2014 2:18:20 AM] Scammer: Plz
[7/30/2014 2:21:06 AM] Me: well?
[7/30/2014 2:30:49 AM] Me: I will do it
[7/30/2014 2:31:38 AM] Scammer: Toysi need to play here
[7/30/2014 2:31:54 AM] Scammer: And I need to buy rice too
[7/30/2014 2:35:08 AM] Me: How about this?
[7/30/2014 2:35:09 AM] Me:
http://cdn.adultvibetoys.com/images/imag...e7b05a2ecf
[7/30/2014 2:36:07 AM] Scammer: Yes
[7/30/2014 2:36:15 AM] Scammer: Thats what I like
[7/30/2014 2:36:25 AM] Scammer: Plzz hamsterchoker
[7/30/2014 2:39:51 AM] Me: How about this, I buy you one toy and watch you masturbate. If I like it, I buy you rice and another toy. And every time you satified me enough, I will buy you a new toy?
[7/30/2014 2:47:25 AM] Me: Or do you prefer this to start with?
[7/30/2014 2:47:27 AM] Me:
http://www.brookstone.com/webassets/prod...68487p.jpg
[7/30/2014 2:53:46 AM] Me: choose
[7/30/2014 3:24:05 AM] Scammer: I love the first one
[7/30/2014 3:24:31 AM] Scammer: Plz include the rife first coz I don't have food to eat here
[7/30/2014 3:26:17 AM] Me: How about I buy you rice, then you show me how you masturbate with your fingers. Then I buy you toys
[7/30/2014 3:48:59 AM] Scammer: Ok I well do it but need to send first
[7/30/2014 3:51:10 AM] Me: send you a bag of rice?
[7/30/2014 3:51:22 AM] Scammer: I well buy here
[7/30/2014 3:51:45 AM] Me: I can order a bag and send it to you
[7/30/2014 3:52:50 AM] Me: Although I really prefer to send you that big dildo instead and watch your hairy pussy rides it
[7/30/2014 3:53:26 AM] Scammer: That payment that you pat there to send is same that you send me amount to buy rice at least it very fast that I can eat good
[7/30/2014 3:53:49 AM] Scammer: I have id to receive transfer
[7/30/2014 3:54:48 AM] Me: I will have no idea if you use it to buy rice or to buy drug
[7/30/2014 3:55:51 AM] Scammer: I never use drug
[7/30/2014 3:56:19 AM] Scammer: My parents raise me good never that use since I was alive
[7/30/2014 3:56:34 AM] Scammer: I really need rice and noddles
[7/30/2014 3:57:03 AM] Scammer: So if you not help its ok I just want to tell you honestly
[7/30/2014 3:57:35 AM] Me: I buy you rice and toys, not give you money, ok
[7/30/2014 3:59:45 AM] Scammer: I think if the rice come I already die in hungry
[7/30/2014 4:00:12 AM] Scammer: I need little amount only for rice
[7/30/2014 4:07:42 AM] Me: I have no bank account in the Philippines. I can order rice online and have it sent to your pice
[7/30/2014 4:07:47 AM] Me: place
[7/30/2014 4:20:30 AM] Scammer: You can send in western union
[7/30/2014 4:20:46 AM] Scammer: So I can get here near in me
[7/30/2014 4:26:32 AM] Me: 50php?
[7/30/2014 4:26:56 AM] Scammer: What
[7/30/2014 4:27:06 AM] Scammer: That only a half
[7/30/2014 4:27:09 AM] Scammer: Rice
[7/30/2014 4:32:24 AM] Me: why does it take so much work just to watch you masturbate? I meant, you do it frequently, might as well share it