[TheDealCloser]

This thread is dedicated to the bullshit women leave behind after you have fucked them. Let's make a list of the funniest to weirdest shit/items women have given you willingly or unknowingly. Let's leave the STDs out of this one.

I'll go first:

I hate when a chick leaves her hair in my pubic region after sucking my dick! I always find it while in the shower. I'm sure you gents have experienced this also.

Who's next?

[kinjutsu]

I second the hair in the pubic area after a bj or sex.

Girls have left their underwear at my place. Half a box of tampons.
A few years ago some girl left her home work at my house and just totally spaced out and never spoke about it. Then she was in a mad rush to finish the report she left at my place.

[Days of Broken Arrows]

Bottles of this pretentious water. I could just turn on the sink for her, but apparently that doesn't doesn't nourish the soul enough or something...


"The holistic way to hydrate your body, nourish your mind and sustain your soul. Experience electrolytenment with resource Natural Spring Water."

[Lizard King]

Hair clips, hair pins, etc.


My girlfriend left a jar of raw cocunut oil in the bedroom, but that is actually useful.

[samsamsam]

http://www.rooshvforum.network/thread-5014.html

[Kickb]

I found a hoop earring on top of my fridge

Cheap little heart pendants in my couch

hair clips, hair ties, black bikini top and bottom.

One of my roommates found a girls hairclip in his console.

ANd he found a strand of hair under the clip next to our door.

[Goldmund]

I have a box filled to the brim with panties, necklaces, bracelets, hairbands, thin shirts, lipstick...you name it.

It's kept in my closet and when my married friends come to visit, I always show them and enjoy the face-drop that always ensues.

[Dr. Howard]

I despise other people's forgotten things in my house so I would always do a "did you forget anything" and a sweep of my place before they left. This comes from the logging days of yelling at employees who forgot something like a chainsaw on a cutover block 5 hours away that no one would be going back to for the next 80 years.

[spook]

I once had a girl with the gall to leave her god-damned kid at my house. I divorced her immediately.

[AnonymousBosch]

(07-14-2014 01:48 PM)Dr. Howard Wrote:  

I despise other people's forgotten things in my house so I would always do a "did you forget anything" and a sweep of my place before they left. This comes from the logging days of yelling at employees who forgot something like a chainsaw on a cutover block 5 hours away that no one would be going back to for the next 80 years.

I've found shit stuffed into weird places that could only have gotten there if someone had deliberately placed it there. It's just how girls mark their territory, and gives them a plausible deniability excuse to make further contact.

[Hans Dix]

dupe