[LaserBear]

Recieving a "K." txt happens.
Everyone slips up occasionally, some girls are unpleasable bitches, and i personally will piss them off for fun on occasion.
Usually the best response is to cut contact and let her reconsider her rudeness, but sometimes you just don't wanna wait.

I just used a new line that popped up in my head to great effect 5 minutes ago, and figured I'd share

"Every kiss begins with K."

It defuses whatever she is mad at by completely disregarding her anger with a joke and simultaneously bringing up whatever emotional manipulation those commercials do... in your favor.

I used it with a girl who is already emotionally invested in me (I.e. has slept with me).
"Miss you."
"I know."
"K."
"*line*"

Using it on a less secured girl I'd imagine couldn't hurt either though, depending on context.

Anyone else have special response lines or procedures for "K."?

[Matt3B]

If that's the text conversation I had, I wouldn't even have bothered replying. It's pretty lame.

[SydneyD]

"K" used to really piss me off and a few months ago I would have flipped on the bitch and lost my frame

Nowadays I prefer to just next the bitch or respond with any random letter.

Example:
ME: Blah blah
her: k
ME: X W
her: what?
ME: damn, u just ruined the game

[Hans Dix]

Not only do I never respond to K, but I also ignore it if they double text.

Triple text is where I resume

[Bilboswaggins]

L? As in the next letter in the alphabet.

[Tuthmosis]

FU

[Menace]

Or don't let it bother you? If a girl is otherwise doing what I want, what does it matter.

[Tigre]

(07-06-2014 02:23 AM)LaserBear Wrote:  

Anyone else have special response lines or procedures for "K."?

I'd just let the conversation close at that point and pick it up later. I don't see K. as rudeness anyway - it's just a sign off, right?

Sometimes I might write a random emoji (an animal or something). It's not needy and doesn't demand a response. She can still respond if she's keen.

[Prof. Ligate]

Can't say I've been K'd before, but no way I'm responding to that shit.

[Parlay44]

"You're such a poet"

[CJ_W]

(07-06-2014 04:34 AM)Hans Dix Wrote:  

Not only do I never respond to K, but I also ignore it if they double text.

Triple text is where I resume

Glad you get it, people be workin' Waay to hard on this.

[Christian McQueen]

"Not only do I never respond to K, but I also ignore it if they double text.

Triple text is where I resume"

^^^Same.

I like using 'k' myself though.

Exact text last night from a chick:

Her: I miss you (she's out of town) and am laying in bed thinking about slobbering all over your big cock.

Me: k



It spins their hamster when they send texts that most guys would be elated about and you act unfazed.

[Moma]

What does double text and triple text mean?

[Blunt]

^Basically one side gets anxious and texts twice (or three times) in a row before receiving a response.

[coolmike]

If she is replying with "K" then its time to move on and stop wasting your time.Point blank she's no longer interested. Dont waste your energy on her, way too many females out there that wont waste your time.

[Days of Broken Arrows]

This reminds me of an informal test I do for women I meet.

If they greet me by name on a regular basis, they're good for dating or hanging with. If they greet me with "Hey," I blow them off. It's a matter of respect. Address a person by their name.

"k" is the texting equivalent of "hey." I have no patience with it and just wouldn't respond.

What the hell happened to our society? In 50 years we went from addressing each other as "Mr." and "Mrs." to "hey" and "k."

[Hamsterchoker]

"Who's K? I am J"

[Mr. B]

Much like SydneyD's response:
Her: K
Me: gay
Her: What?
Me: twat
Her: [some question about my response]
Me: rhyme game. u lost.

OR...
Her: K
Me: engrish (followed by radio silence until she gets her "act right" on by talking like an adult)

I do "engrish" to all broken sentences like "on way" or "you want?" and most haphazard/lazy text responses.

[Jazzman92]

If she's a science major: "Potassium to you too"

[R Smoov]

This bitch on MeetMe is acting lame and wont send nudes!

If bitches are acting lame and saying K or not sending cool picz just send a picture of the skip uno card.

[kaotic]

Her: "K"
Me: "Y Jelly ? Perfect ! I'll bring some over in a bit"

[Mr. Butterworth]

^^^ hahahhahahaahahahahahahahahHhhHhHhAhahahaa

if I can remember, I'll steal this

[Renberg]

Actually thought of this thread while with a girl the other night.

In her car:
Me: Blah blah blah.

Her: *Something boring*

Me: Blah blah blah. K?

Her: K? You're giving me a k?

Me: *Thought of this thread* Every kiss begins with K.

Her: *Cracks the fuck up* We make out

Major props to you, LaserBear.

[Mr. Butterworth]

^ gold.

[Foolsgo1d]

I send "k" as a response plenty of times.