[big poppa]

I'd buy a sick bachelor pad on Sydney harbour which would be my base, spend roughly 3 months a year there. Weekly parties, 90 inch TV, view of Harbour Bridge + Opera House etc. 2 minute walk from the heart of the city where there is plenty of talent. Sick gaming system for when I want to chill.

Spend the other 9 months travelling, learning languages and about different cultures, staying in hostels sometimes, 5 star hotels with 3 women other times. Not flaunting my money, but able to shout everyone a drink in a dingy Thai bar and give $100 to a Vietnamese dude with no legs.

Buy a luxury yacht and sail around the world in it.

Own 1 vintage car + 1 luxury car.

Own the finest suits, watches, shoes, colognes, etc

Give a million each to every blood relative and close friend.

[R Smoov]

Some cool ideas:

Go to a highschool reunion with a big bank roll. Slap the whores who showed me no love with it.

Pay for a small man militia to fuck with feminist rallies.

Hookers. Hookers. Hookers.

Smoke the famous irt out.

Strippers. Strippers. Strippers.

Wear a Garfield costume and throw stacks at random girls.

Drugs on Drugs on Drugs.

Crash McQueen's show and fuck a fattie live on the set while wearing only a sombrero, construction hat, or garfield costume (members can vote on which one unless Christian wants 3 episodes of fattie fucking)

Die happily.

[Cattle Rustler]

^^^ It's only July at 3 am and that's the funniest shit I've read this year.

[Andy_B]

I would be a degenerate drug addict and die young.

Money is a curse if you haven't got your head sorted out yet.

[Dagonet]

I would probably buy an island or giant stretch of land to build a private community for all my closest friends and like-minded allies.

Found a Red Pill university, think tank, and political party.

I'd record an album and pay my favorite musicians to appear on it. Pete Townshend, Eric Clapton, etc.

Would probably buy the New Jersey Devils.

Pay for Emily Ratajkowski to reenact Blurred Lines for me at my birthday party. Maybe. But you could definitely higher whatever supermodels, actresses, or porn stars you wanted to make personal appearances.

I'd buy Gawker, Jezebel, HuffPo, etc. and shut them all down. Or just slowly transition them to manosphere-type writing.

[2014]

Buy small but luxurious condos in central areas of London, New York, LA, Singapore, Hong Kong, Shanghai, Tokyo, Seoul, Phuket, Rio de Janeiro, Melbourne and Dubrovnik. Spend a month in each city at the best climate possible in each.

Start companies in each... win

[Icarus]

I would start a magnet school for talented kids, hire a bunch of math and physics PhD's who burned out of academia to teach there, and spend the rest of my life teaching math and computer science to smart (and non-feral) teenagers who would win medals at the international math and physics competitions and then go to college at Caltech or MIT.

A man cannot choose his biological children, but he can choose his mentees.

[VincentVinturi]

I don't like this 'what if' game.

The real question is what are you doing *right now*?

[coolmike]

I would take a year and just travel the world. Spend a month in one country, enjoy the sights and culture, meet women, and just take it easy.

When I get back home I would look into investing into different Startups that will be profitable, invest in some apartment buildings and have passive income consistently flowing in.

[Vicious]

I would disappear. *poff*

[Cattle Rustler]

I would buy cocaine by the wholesale to the point El Chapo's supply chain would have problems.

Buy a condon in NYC, bring wall street/hampton MILFS.

Die one month later from a coke overdose.

Have my money burned, because I don't believe in charity.

[LeBeau]

My reaction to Rosca's post, the kid is a comedy genius and it's even better when you don't know what parts he's actually serious about:

[Rubio93]

I also woulnd't need anywhere near a billion dollars. I only need enough to live decently without having to work at all, which is a lot harder than it sounds anyways, but still nowhere near a billion.

I'd spend a good amounth of time, several months, travelling and working on my languages. Then I'd disappear for 3-6 months and come back a living god, with the world at my feet. At that point money wouldn't even matter.

[Isaac Jordan]

I like the "red pill university" and men's activism type of ideas.

I mean, I'd definitely travel, bang, play with expensive toys, all that stuff, but a few years into it I'd probably be looking for purpose. What better purpose than fighting the feminists/progressives that are ruining our world? I'd fund think tanks, political campaigns, Super Bowl commercials, etc. Basically promote red pill beliefs however possible. Preferably from behind the scenes though, so I can still enjoy my billionaire playboy lifestyle when I'm not kicking liberal ass.