[samsamsam]

Hire this guy.

This site seems inactive but here is a clip. Guy can't seem to break up with his chick so has this guy do it instead. Just audio no video. I searched for this and no other thread was found.

I believe this is supposed to be real, but maybe it is an actor, I dunno. Hard to believe stuff sometimes.

Spoiler Alert...


My favorite line is at 1:19 "He thinks I am such an idiot why do we do it 3 times a day?" Brilliant comment, frequency of sex relates to intellect.

[game_ethic]

Sounds fake as hell.

[samsamsam]

I thought so also, but a little more research seems like 2010 it launched and was even discussed in a couple of magazines like the Atlantic.

http://www.theatlantic.com/business/arch...you/37189/

Quote:

Breaking up is hard to do, but your friend the Internet is here to help!

Here's a company that will deliver the bad news to your significant other for nothing more than a small fee, and the price of your dignity. The company is descriptively called iDUMP4U, and that's pretty much exactly what it does. Catherine Rampell from the Economix blog at The New York Times has their billing information:

$10 Basic Breakup -- "We will call your other and make them your ex using the information you have given us."

$25 Engagement Breakoff - "Yeah it's heartless, but remember the Runaway Bride and all the trouble she caused in Atlanta or wherever? This is a lot easier way to do it. When you are ready to talk to your fiancé/fiancée, we recommend you do however."

$50 Divorce Call -- "Sometimes it is just easier to get a divorce in motion by having someone else do it for you, some people might choose their mistress, etc. ... but we can do it for you as well."

Well, that's pretty much horrible! Sometimes I find myself arguing that social media programs like Facebook and Twitter, despite appearing to change the nature of our relationships, is actually helping both near and far-flung friends stay closer and more connected to each other's lives than ever before. Needless to say, I will not be making that argument today.

If you're interested in learning how the service works, you can listen to a sample call here (it turns somewhat NSFW once the girl realizes that call isn't a prank). The representative on the phone, whom I believe is iDUMP4U founder Bradley Laborman, has the sensitivity of Truper 18'' Machete, and it's really just a miserable performance all around.

[Simeon_Strangelight]

Not bad find - @sam!

Blue Pill guys should take a good hard look at the break-ups that women initiate:

http://idump4u.com/?cat=7

Sifting through it quickly I see:

- women dump Betas who are too Beta-like - one guy is getting dumped because he cries too much and of course he cries during the dumping-process

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- in some cases the women dump the guy despite being rich and paying for everything. http://idump4u.com/?p=419 This guy even pays for the appartment, her car, everything and she dumps him because - I quote "His family is a lot richer than hers and he is looking down on her!" Of course that is not the reason as we all know.

(I have heard reasons like - "I did not want him because he was talking so slow, not stupid, highly intelligent, but he was sooo slow." - After more prodding it came out that the guy was a complete Beta saying shit like:"Your wish is my command, sweetie!" If it had been the slow growling voice of an Alpha she would be purring like no tomorrow.)

Also interesting to see what kind of men dump the girls:
http://idump4u.com/?cat=8

- Alphas who dump a girl for variety of reasons: cheating, squirting in bed etc.
- Greater good-looking Betas with money - in one case the guy was reported to even have been paid by his family to break-up with her

The demographic seems quite young and college-age or barely above at best. Still - funny business.