Thanks for all the good advice guys. I appreciate that some of you are taking the time to offer some assistance.
Since there are so many replies, I'll answer the general ideas that have been brought up. Starting with:
#1. Most importantly, no, I'm not planning on pulling a Rodger. I have no interest in weapons or violence of any kind. I'm a vegetarian. I brought him up because he illustrates what can happen to people over time, if they lose all hope of bettering themselves. But I have alternatives, like going to SEA and teaching Engrish for a year. I know I'll have a girlfriend there, even if it's based on white guy status at least I'll have physical contact with a female, which is all I'm asking for, really. And even if that somehow didn't work, there are a number of 'crazy' things I would do before going on a rampage. Among them are:
-Dating an obese chick
-Retreating away from society and living on a mountaintop in the Himalayas
-Using my jewy genes to leech society of its wealth, get rich and buy hookers everyday
-Sending penis pics to every girl on okcupid
-Becoming a mormon, moving to utah, and joining the tabernacle choir (i have a great singing voice)
-Starting my own religion/cult, using the "finding an ancient buried book" model
-Becoming an MRA and trolling feminist forums
-Importing a mail-order bride
-Going to New Mexico and getting a remote cabin and demanding an audience with a ufo, to take me to a better planet
-Standing on the street with a sign that says "will work for sex", and putting it on youtube
-Using Tinder
-Becoming a white-knight, and patiently waiting, concurrent with a newfound opium habit to make the time go by faster
-Traveling to Haiti and learning voodoo/hoodoo love-potion sorcery
As you can see, I'm not a quitter, and I always have a Plan B.
Now, let's get into the attraction and dating issues.
#2. Escalating
I'm aware that the guy has to be the one to make the moves. Nevertheless, this is usually the part I get stuck on. I admit, I'm clueless when it comes to starting physical contact. Clueless.
But still, I do my best. When I'm talking to a girl, and I've got her laughing and a decent conversation going, I think to myself, "ok, time to start touching her." From here it goes in one of two directions:
1) the majority of the time, I look for "openings", moments when initiating physical contact would feel somewhat smooth and natural. Maybe shes laughing and I'll put my hand on her shoulder. I feel weird and like a creep when i do it. Almost always, theres an immediate awkwardness, as if the music stops and suddenly there are crickets chirping and its like, "oh brother, this guy is trying to get with me...not again"....
I mean it's totally not smooth. I have no idea how to touch a girl in a way that feels natural.
Sometimes I'll look for IOI's and wait for the best "opening" to touch her. Im sitting there thinking "Where do I touch her? When do I touch her? Do i grab her hand? Do i pat her shoulder? What do I do while I'm doing it - do I pretend like it's no big deal and I'm not even thinking about it, as in "ah well lookie here, my hand ended up on your shoulder, I wonder how that happened" - or do I own it like a manbeast, and look her directly in the eye while I'm doing it, as in "Yes I'm touching you, I am MAN, how do you like that?". Do I keep talking while I'm touching her, or do I go silent to savor and own the moment?
I realize that this is all overthinking. I get that. Anyone who says "you're way stuck in your analytical mind dude, you need to just chill out, have fun, and go with the flow" is 100% right. Really. I agree with you.
But how? How do I get into the flow with a girl? I can quiet my mind when I'm meditating in the forest. When I have a chance to sit down, settle in, and just chill the fuck out and breathe for a while. But how do I do that with a girl? If I just sit there in lotus position, breathing in, breathing out, not saying anything, then the girl gets bored and drifts away. I've even tried a strategy where I ask the girl to meditate with me. Most girls around here don't even know what meditation is, and aren't interested, and they think it's weird. The ones who ARE into meditation are all hippies, and think flirting is heteronormative patriarchal oppression.
The times I hired prostitutes, I had the same issue. I didn't have a chance to relax. It was "hello, get undressed, sucky fucky bye.". I barely enjoyed it. I enjoyed it as far as being able to say "I'm with a girl! My dick is in a pussy!" But I didn't enjoy the physical sensations because my mind was racing. And no, this doesnt make me gay - I've heard that one before. Ive never felt attraction for a dude. Im attracted to girls. When I'm relaxed in my own room, looking at porn, I get highly aroused. When Ive been at strip clubs, where I get to sit back, take things at my own pace, and let the girl come to me and do all the work, I get highly aroused. But only when I get the chance to RELAX first. The human sexual response is a function of the parasympathetic (rest and digest) nervous system. A person cannot begin to exhibit sexual response potential if they are not in a relaxed mood.
And that's why I have trouble witb the "sexual vibe" everybody talks about.
I have alpha body language. I know how to walk into a room and command respect from everybody in it. But my vibe doesnt come across as SEXUAL. It's confident, dominant, it says "I'm cool,and I don't give a fuck about anyones approval." It says "I'm different from every other guy you've ever met." But it isn't sexual. I have no idea how to be sexual, at least not in a public social situation. I know how to jerk off to porn, though.
And so, because of this, whenever I begin touching a girl, it takes her by surprise. She wasn't expecting it. There was no sexual vibe beforehand, so she's probably thinking "WHY?" "Why is he touching me now? What's he trying to do?". Almost always, she begins looking for excuses to extricate herself from the conversation.
So thats where I get hung up. Sexual vibe, and initiating physical contact.
#3. Meeting up with forum guys
So far, three people have contacted me to hang out this weekend. They will be able to report to you that I am, in fact, male, and that I can, in fact, approach and start conversations with girls.
Later tonight I'll get back on and see if I can address some other questions.
Thanks for all the help so far.
Since there are so many replies, I'll answer the general ideas that have been brought up. Starting with:
#1. Most importantly, no, I'm not planning on pulling a Rodger. I have no interest in weapons or violence of any kind. I'm a vegetarian. I brought him up because he illustrates what can happen to people over time, if they lose all hope of bettering themselves. But I have alternatives, like going to SEA and teaching Engrish for a year. I know I'll have a girlfriend there, even if it's based on white guy status at least I'll have physical contact with a female, which is all I'm asking for, really. And even if that somehow didn't work, there are a number of 'crazy' things I would do before going on a rampage. Among them are:
-Dating an obese chick
-Retreating away from society and living on a mountaintop in the Himalayas
-Using my jewy genes to leech society of its wealth, get rich and buy hookers everyday
-Sending penis pics to every girl on okcupid
-Becoming a mormon, moving to utah, and joining the tabernacle choir (i have a great singing voice)
-Starting my own religion/cult, using the "finding an ancient buried book" model
-Becoming an MRA and trolling feminist forums
-Importing a mail-order bride
-Going to New Mexico and getting a remote cabin and demanding an audience with a ufo, to take me to a better planet
-Standing on the street with a sign that says "will work for sex", and putting it on youtube
-Using Tinder
-Becoming a white-knight, and patiently waiting, concurrent with a newfound opium habit to make the time go by faster
-Traveling to Haiti and learning voodoo/hoodoo love-potion sorcery
As you can see, I'm not a quitter, and I always have a Plan B.
Now, let's get into the attraction and dating issues.
#2. Escalating
I'm aware that the guy has to be the one to make the moves. Nevertheless, this is usually the part I get stuck on. I admit, I'm clueless when it comes to starting physical contact. Clueless.
But still, I do my best. When I'm talking to a girl, and I've got her laughing and a decent conversation going, I think to myself, "ok, time to start touching her." From here it goes in one of two directions:
1) the majority of the time, I look for "openings", moments when initiating physical contact would feel somewhat smooth and natural. Maybe shes laughing and I'll put my hand on her shoulder. I feel weird and like a creep when i do it. Almost always, theres an immediate awkwardness, as if the music stops and suddenly there are crickets chirping and its like, "oh brother, this guy is trying to get with me...not again"....
I mean it's totally not smooth. I have no idea how to touch a girl in a way that feels natural.
Sometimes I'll look for IOI's and wait for the best "opening" to touch her. Im sitting there thinking "Where do I touch her? When do I touch her? Do i grab her hand? Do i pat her shoulder? What do I do while I'm doing it - do I pretend like it's no big deal and I'm not even thinking about it, as in "ah well lookie here, my hand ended up on your shoulder, I wonder how that happened" - or do I own it like a manbeast, and look her directly in the eye while I'm doing it, as in "Yes I'm touching you, I am MAN, how do you like that?". Do I keep talking while I'm touching her, or do I go silent to savor and own the moment?
I realize that this is all overthinking. I get that. Anyone who says "you're way stuck in your analytical mind dude, you need to just chill out, have fun, and go with the flow" is 100% right. Really. I agree with you.
But how? How do I get into the flow with a girl? I can quiet my mind when I'm meditating in the forest. When I have a chance to sit down, settle in, and just chill the fuck out and breathe for a while. But how do I do that with a girl? If I just sit there in lotus position, breathing in, breathing out, not saying anything, then the girl gets bored and drifts away. I've even tried a strategy where I ask the girl to meditate with me. Most girls around here don't even know what meditation is, and aren't interested, and they think it's weird. The ones who ARE into meditation are all hippies, and think flirting is heteronormative patriarchal oppression.
The times I hired prostitutes, I had the same issue. I didn't have a chance to relax. It was "hello, get undressed, sucky fucky bye.". I barely enjoyed it. I enjoyed it as far as being able to say "I'm with a girl! My dick is in a pussy!" But I didn't enjoy the physical sensations because my mind was racing. And no, this doesnt make me gay - I've heard that one before. Ive never felt attraction for a dude. Im attracted to girls. When I'm relaxed in my own room, looking at porn, I get highly aroused. When Ive been at strip clubs, where I get to sit back, take things at my own pace, and let the girl come to me and do all the work, I get highly aroused. But only when I get the chance to RELAX first. The human sexual response is a function of the parasympathetic (rest and digest) nervous system. A person cannot begin to exhibit sexual response potential if they are not in a relaxed mood.
And that's why I have trouble witb the "sexual vibe" everybody talks about.
I have alpha body language. I know how to walk into a room and command respect from everybody in it. But my vibe doesnt come across as SEXUAL. It's confident, dominant, it says "I'm cool,and I don't give a fuck about anyones approval." It says "I'm different from every other guy you've ever met." But it isn't sexual. I have no idea how to be sexual, at least not in a public social situation. I know how to jerk off to porn, though.
And so, because of this, whenever I begin touching a girl, it takes her by surprise. She wasn't expecting it. There was no sexual vibe beforehand, so she's probably thinking "WHY?" "Why is he touching me now? What's he trying to do?". Almost always, she begins looking for excuses to extricate herself from the conversation.
So thats where I get hung up. Sexual vibe, and initiating physical contact.
#3. Meeting up with forum guys
So far, three people have contacted me to hang out this weekend. They will be able to report to you that I am, in fact, male, and that I can, in fact, approach and start conversations with girls.
Later tonight I'll get back on and see if I can address some other questions.
Thanks for all the help so far.