[Parlay44]

It's not the finger test you're thinking of you filthy pervs

This simple finger test ‘can tell you if you’re good looking’

http://metro.co.uk/2014/05/02/this-simpl...g-4716173/



How can you tell if you’re good looking? With just this simple ‘finger test’, apparently…

If your lips touch your finger after you put it against your chin and nose then you are officially attractive, according to the exam.

The ‘Beauty and Ugliness Identification Method’, as it’s also known, recently became popular on Chinese social network Weibo, with celebrities even trying it out.



If you ‘fail’ the test, though, don’t feel too disheartened - experts say it’s not full proof, although they admit it does count.

‘This is actually a bone fide test for lower facial symmetry and proportions. It is called Rickett’s E-line,’ Dr Mark Holmes told Mail Online.



‘Is it a sign of beauty? That’s a stretch. But part of beauty is determined by symmetry and correct proportions. However, it takes no account of someone’s energy and personality.’

[Walderschmidt]

Looks more like the "Do You Have A Big Nose" test.

Wald

[Tuthmosis]

I want to see more examples of people not passing it. It seems way too easy to "pass."

[Vroom]

And if your lips don't reach your finger, just make a duckface until they do.

[Switch]

Interesting. Another ego boost for me I guess

[Tuthmosis]

(05-02-2014 08:18 PM)Walderschmidt Wrote:  

Looks more like the "Do You Have A Big Nose" test.

And a big chin and small lips. It really should be called the "Do-You-Have-a-Good-Looking-Mouth-Area test."

[turkishcandy]

Then how come the girl in the 3rd and 4th photo passes?

[Switch]

Well technically it would be the small nose-big lips-small chin test.

[demolition]

Unfortunately this is just a watered down version of the original test, which is far more telling. In the original test, instead of using a finger a girl uses my penis.

[Jukes]

Ugly girls with DSL pass the test then.

[RawGod]

(05-02-2014 08:05 PM)Parlay44 Wrote:  

This guy (who I would say is actually good looking) is cheating. See how his finger is partially behind the side of his nose? And he may be putting his chin/lower jaw back as far as possible too. Weird that if you have a weak chin you will be more likely to pass. I call BS on the whole thing.

[Lucario]

As a man, wouldn't you want to have a bigger chin that protruded slightly rather than a chin that is depressed.

I mean this test seems more for feminine attractiveness rather than male attractiveness.

Girls with bigger chins are far less attractive to guys, but I'd assume guys with bigger chins are more attractive to women.

[Glock]

I would think that Asians would do well on this test.

[Emancipator]

Here's a more important test: Would you bang

Would bang the two girls in OP

[Suits]

Finally a good reason to approach random women in public and stick my fingers in their faces.

Does this qualify as direct game?



Good thing that we have the finger test now, so that I'll be able to identify the women that I want to sleep with.

[Samseau]

You'd have to be deformed to fail.

[Glaucon]

I would use the finger test in a different area...

"Are you wet enough?"

[Tuthmosis]

Update:

I'm having all my bitches do this test. Failing is grounds for dismissal.

So far, 1 out of 1 has passed. I said "go like this" while miming the test before she even finished walking in through the front door.

[JoyStick]

WB both girls in OP.

[L M McCoy]

someone send this to the IRT

[Parlay44]

(05-03-2014 02:27 PM)L M McCoy Wrote:  

someone send this to the IRT

IRT is always listening

[germanico]

Tell a friend to take the palm test:

Tell him or her that if their extended palm is as large as their face their are to be considered attractive. When they place hand in front of palm, grab their wrist and smash their own palm into their face.

Laugh at them.

[funkyzeit]

We should make a similar troll test and make it trendy on twitter, just like guys from 4chan did with bikini bridge.

[Lucario]

Just realized after seeing side profile of George Clooney and Ryan gosling....that they would both fail this test cause of their big chins.

[christpuncher]

My nose is massive and I still pass. This is chicanery!