[tarquin]

That Robin Kassner (the fat blonde) was on an episode of Millionaire Matchmaker a while back. Cringe worthy (and cringe worthy that I actually used to watch this show).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFCRbWSIHis

They cut right to her audition tape at the beginning of the episode. She's the millionaire. I don't remember exactly what happens, but I do remember that she ends up picking the "alpha" for a date and tries to buy him off by exchanging a car for sex.

Actually, it's kinda entertaining in a sick way.

[LaserBear]

WB Salon manager and guidance counselor for days... though guidance looks like she'd have a southern accent that would make me hate her pretty quick.

[caracal]

The guidance counsellor is a class above the others. Would fuck her for days on end. Also, people who are in professions in which they try to tell other people what to do are usually pretty fucked up themselves, so I imagine there would be some freaky sex going on, just wouldn't be interested in a relationship.

[one-two]

Today I learned that some women will not sleep with me, unless I have a plane.

[eradicator]

(05-05-2014 08:03 PM)one-two Wrote:  

Today I learned that some women will not sleep with me, unless I have a plane.

no no no. You learned that women will say "I would only date a man if he has his own private jet", but you must ignore their words.

also, you can always lie and say 'yeah i have a private jet" then get the bang and never call her back.