[Farmageddon]

I have a half-inch scar right in the middle of my forehead.

I can't remember the exact age but I was around 3 or 4 and I was playing in our living room. I was trying to be Superman and I had tied a towel around my neck to act as my cape. You know it's impossible to fly without some sort of cape. So, I jumped off of our lazy boy chair directly into the fire place into a forest of trophies we had lining the damn thing. I split my forehead right open.

The only memory I have is my Mom sitting me on top of the kitchen counter freaking out, crying and screaming for my Dad. My Mom cleaned the wound with hydrogen peroxide and bandaged me up with gauze and I remember her telling my Dad, "We need to take him to the hospital right now" and him saying, "He is a boy. Stuff like this is going to happen. He's going to live and we are not taking him to the hospital for a flesh wound." He won.

I have a couple co-workers who have small children and they take them to the emergency room for fucking anything these days. 99 degree temperature? CALL FUCKING LIFE-FLIGHT!! I can't imagine what is going to happen when the boys get into some shit like I did back in the day but then again it will probably never happen because children are so fucking coddled these days and there are so many rules and regulations and shit.

But yeah, that is how I got the scar right in the middle of my forehead.

[HankRearden]

Got a scar down my elbow from a motorcycle crash in Thailand. I was pretty drunk and high at the time but I sometimes leave that out depending on the girl. I'll drop it whenever I wear a tank top since I'm pretty lanky and it helps me gain some traction on guys that look more ripped/bad-ass.

[Jura]

Now this is something that must get chicks' attention. (Guy Boucher; former NHL coach). Guy gets asked all the time about it and has yet to give an explanation.

[KC4]

Got elbowed in face at practice and it left quite a mark on my cheek, I just tell chicks the truth and they usually don't mind. Got another one on my forehead,another elbow looks messed up though

[Bluesexplosion]

Scars are awesome, got a few from motorcycle accident, dog attacks, glass... They show that you got an interesting life, no need to feel insecure about it because you are a man, not a princess.

[Private Man]

My two motorcycle accidents (one pretty serious) resulted in no scars, dammit. However I have a modest scar on the inside of my left bicep from an accident when I was working on an oil rig in the UAE. When girls saw it and I explained how it happened, they were impressed by the fact I did something really masculine.

Recently, I had very serious eye surgery on my right eyeball. This means I had to wear an eye patch for a few weeks and still wear it sometimes when that eye gets really tired and affects my overall vision. The patch works just like a scar and I get all sorts of feminine attention.