[Kickb]

(02-01-2014 05:06 PM)DJ-Matt Wrote:  

(02-01-2014 09:22 AM)MidniteSpecial Wrote:  

The gayest thing I ever did was jerk my self off in a room where my friend was jerking off at the same time. We were in seperated beds watching the movie species. We never made eye contact though. It was just a seperate mutual man jerk. Under the blankets. Nothing exposed. We never mentioned it to anyone or each other after that. It basically never happened.

I never saw species, there's something to jerk off to?

if you're into this kind of thing..

[Moma]

(02-01-2014 09:22 AM)MidniteSpecial Wrote:  

The gayest thing I ever did was jerk my self off in a room where my friend was jerking off at the same time. We were in seperated beds watching the movie species. We never made eye contact though. It was just a seperate mutual man jerk. Under the blankets. Nothing exposed. We never mentioned it to anyone or each other after that. It basically never happened.

Isn't species an alien film? And why were you both jerking off? Was this is in America??

[The Beast1]

(02-01-2014 03:25 PM)Screwston Wrote:  

(02-01-2014 01:58 PM)Aliblahba Wrote:  

My list of "members not to meetup with" has grown a lot longer.

Yeah no shit. Blackglasses is another one who admitted to letting Craigslist guys do stuff to him for cash.

No frenchie, speak for yourself. I've never heard of straight guys having at least one gay experience. You did say gays always hit on you and that you've never been in a fight so maybe the forum isn't for you...

Not trolling bud, anecdotally a few of my close friends said they did something along those lines. It's really something i don't talk about and try and burry. The thought of the whole thing today kinda makes me gag. I was a strange kid growing up lacking a lot of guidance.

Meh, i've slept with enough girls and i know what i like. I have an excellent frame that attracts women (and unfortunately gay men) easily. I'm pretty certain that means i'm good looking with an interesting personality. My past for better and worse led me to this point. I wouldn't trade any of my experiences for anything else.

Time to leave this thread.

Oh and lzolzolzolzolzolzolzozlozl

[Jackreacher]

Now I know why the military implemented the policy "Don't ask, don't tell"

[Merenguero]

This thread created a new breed of troll, "the purporting to be gay troll."

[Days of Broken Arrows]

(02-01-2014 11:53 AM)Handsome Creepy Eel Wrote:  

frenchie Wrote:

I'm pretty sure if push came to shove, all of us here have had at least one homosexual experience. Either early (like 11,12,13) or in college.

There's nothing wrong with it and i'd say most guys probably do it at least once. The metric for whether you like boys or not should be, "did you make a habit of it?"

I have never done anything like that, but like you, I've always assumed that it was fairly common for male friends to at least once (either just two of them or in a group as some form of truth-or-dare/spin the bottle game) masturbate together ("together" = "in the same room", whether in sight of each other or not). I wouldn't call it "gay" at all and have always thought that a sizable minority (33%?) of straight men have done it at least once.

Receiving oral sex from a man, however, while also not necessarily making the person "gay", is shit on a whole another level. I could maybe imagine myself wanking to some secretly found porn together with a friend (again, when I was a horny teenager), but this... absolutely not. I can't imagine the mind-blowing level of awkwardness* after such a thing!

(* = I know we don't use that word here, but I had to)

I couldn't ever do this either. Some of us aren't cut out for it. Hell, I find a lot of women turn me off, much less attempting to find a guy attractive.

I think the kind of guy that gets with other guys is also the kind about who we say "Oh, he'll fuck anything" when it comes to women. Some people have little discretion and just need a warm body.

So it makes sense most of us can't relate to this because we're all here for the opposite reason. We don't want fuck anything...hell we don't want to fuck "average" either. We want to learn how to consistently "punch above our weight" (to quote a line from "High Fidelity").

Truth be told, I don't even like to be hugged by unattractive women I used to work with, which sometimes happens when I bump into them. I've actually found a way to deflect this by saying "Sorry -- I have a cold...don't wanna get you sick!!"

[soup]

Broken, I'm like that with hugging fat or ugly girls too. It's a weird squeamishness. I think it is a sign if weakness. A confident guy won't be threatened in any way by an unattractive woman.

I think guys to rvf with different intentions and levels. Some guys are just have tribunal gettin laid with any girl. Some guys don't care so much about so long as they are getting the quantity they want. Some of us are on a quest to get with the hottest girls possible. This list could go on for a while.

[Comte De St. Germain]

Some masterful trolling done here to the point that I'm scared of trannies and creeped out in general.......no more please Q_Q no more......

[2Wycked]

(02-01-2014 05:05 AM)commiejoe Wrote:  

Yeah, I didn't see any harm in it, luckily didn't catch any diseases from it.

Just some crazy shit from the wild days.

Had to make that last line my sig.

[Tail Gunner]

(02-01-2014 07:10 PM)frenchie Wrote:  

Time to leave this thread.

Time to leave this thread? After this experience, I'm not so sure I'm ever coming back to this folder.

This experience gives a whole new meaning to "Everything Else."

[Teedub]

Interesting, was going to go after commiejoe for being very passive aggressive with me (and others) on one or two threads, but didn't as he's just been banned!

[Handsome Creepy Eel]

Damn it's a pity, I'm going to miss commiejoe.

No, not for that reason you perverts

[Farmageddon]

Quote:

Well.... ummm...
Gay guys give really good blowjobs. Really good, cause they know what other guys like, obviously.
They will pay you, to let them blow you.
75 bucks, go in the bathroom, and if you throatfuck them hardcore style they'll give you more money.
Then go back out to the dance floor and use the post orgasm high to pick up chicks with ease. Less pressure, and more casual after emptying the balls.

That's what I learned in my college days, circa '00-'04. Not sure if it's going on these days.

edit: Thinking back on it, maybe those were beta gay guys, so lonely that they would pay to get a taste of dick on their tongues.

[soup]

Gay shit aside, Commijoe was promoting prostitution, which is against rules at RVF.

[Hotwheels]

This thread...

[MidniteSpecial]

You bros never saw species? There's a hot ass chic who plays the lead role. There's a sex scene where she's naked. It gave me a boner. When I was 16 I had boners all the time man. Yeah we were in America. On a ski trip in the poconos. Those were the days you'd jerk multiple times a day. The sex scene gave me a boner so I started jerking under the covers. Than I noticed out the corner of my eye he was jerking too. I minded my own business though. Still it was kind of weird but shit, young me had to get those nuts off. I wish sex scenes in movies still gave me boners.

[Comte De St. Germain]

Commie had some solid game tips. Kind of sad to see him go despite the gay shit. Then again, game was developed because we don't want to get involved with prostitutes as well as having the ability to pick up any worthwhile chick we see.

[Statsi]

Pretty crazy thread. I'm not one so try and control other guys, if hitting up dudes works for you then power to you I guess.

[Handsome Creepy Eel]

This situation reminds me of a scene from one of my favorite movies, "Parada". It's about the organisation of the Gay Pride in Belgrade, and this is the scene where a gay dude (Radmilo) tries to enlist the help of the protagonist (Lemon), a very macho owner of a Judo club and private security agency.

Radmilo: "I'd like to talk to you in private."
...
Lemon: "... allright. Everyone else get out."
Lemon's friend: "Dude, don't."
Lemon: "What, you're afraid he's going to fuck me? Come on, everyone out!"
(everyone exits)
Lemon: "Promise you won't?"
Radmilo: "I won't if you behave politely."

[user10726]

[MidniteSpecial]

One of the toughest guys in my hood was gay. Or bi whatever. His name was tatanka he used to rape dudes. Everyone was relieved when he went to jail.

[AnonymousBosch]

I wish I never started this bloody thread...

[Merenguero]

(02-02-2014 02:34 PM)AnonymousBosch Wrote:  



I wish I never started this bloody thread...

I don't see "RGB" at all. Where is it?

[The Lizard of Oz]

@Merenguero, there's a certain color pattern to what they're wearing, lol.

These three sluts are a sight for sore eyes.

Bonus discussion topic: rank them in order from 1 to 3.

[AnonymousBosch]

(02-02-2014 02:48 PM)The Lizard of Oz Wrote:  

Bonus discussion topic: rank them in order from 1 to 3.

What, they have faces?