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Describe the ugliest/nastiest/fattest girl you've ever banged.
#1

Describe the ugliest/nastiest/fattest girl you've ever banged.

How low can we go?

Civilize the mind but make savage the body.
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#2

Describe the ugliest/nastiest/fattest girl you've ever banged.

Nah, I've put all that behind me, those days are long gone.
You need to focus on how to make your life better, quit reliving the bad stuff.

edit: now i'm thinking back to the dregs that I've stuck my penis in, blech. Every single guy has some regretful pokings.
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#3

Describe the ugliest/nastiest/fattest girl you've ever banged.

This is more for entertainment purposes than anything.

Civilize the mind but make savage the body.
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#4

Describe the ugliest/nastiest/fattest girl you've ever banged.

The whole point of the manosphere is to look forward and strive higher; not remember our ghosts from feminazi's past.
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#5

Describe the ugliest/nastiest/fattest girl you've ever banged.

She doesn't exist.

*Badum Tsh*
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#6

Describe the ugliest/nastiest/fattest girl you've ever banged.

Was NSA'ing an obese chick for about 3 weeks.

I told her that all we would do was A2M then I'd leave, she agreed.

I realise in hignsight I shouldn't have sunk to that level of woman.
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#7

Describe the ugliest/nastiest/fattest girl you've ever banged.

Quote: (01-23-2014 03:03 AM)nek Wrote:  

How low can we go?

You first.

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#8

Describe the ugliest/nastiest/fattest girl you've ever banged.

I fucked a feminist once
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#9

Describe the ugliest/nastiest/fattest girl you've ever banged.

Quote: (01-23-2014 03:51 AM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  

Quote: (01-23-2014 03:03 AM)nek Wrote:  

How low can we go?

You first.

This reminds of a scene from "Californication" where Hank Moody is talking to his best friend, Charlie Runkle. They are at the bar, having drinks when Runkle says everybody has had a gay experience. Moody agrees and Runkle asks him what his experience was. Moody responds, brain before beauty (you mentioned it, so you go first).

Runkle responds about how he rubbed a friend's body in bed. He says it was an expression of their deep, profound friendship. Moody nods in agreement. Runkle then asks him about his experience. Moody just slyly grinned as Runkle realized that Moody had no story or desire to disclose the story, just wanting to hear about Runkle's story.

OP has to go first. Whether we counter with our own slumming it with fatties and uglies is an assumption of risk for threads like this.

That being said, I eagerly await Tuthmosis' and Roosh's responses, hopefully in long, narrative format.

el mechanico and delicioustacos responses would be hilarious.

We know Aliblahba's will involve trannies in the DR or dudes in the military.

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why you wonder how many man another man bang? why you care who bang who mr high school drama man
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#10

Describe the ugliest/nastiest/fattest girl you've ever banged.

Your mom
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#11

Describe the ugliest/nastiest/fattest girl you've ever banged.

Fattest: 200lbs at 5'6". She has massive tits and cute face and I was in a dry spell.

Nasty: I fucked girls during their periods, I have no problem with blood so it's not really nasty for me. Anything other (smegma, smells, shit, etc) and I turn around and leave.

Ugly: Well, I had an extreme example of butterface once. Manjaw, thin lips, tiny eyes and one inch hair length, but she had a body of a fitness model, almost flawless.
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#12

Describe the ugliest/nastiest/fattest girl you've ever banged.

Alright I'll go:

The girl was about 150 lbs. Not huge, but a little chubby. No tits, no ass, a scraggle tooth and a bullring through her nose. Her pussy felt like no other. Not in a good way, more like a moist glue. It stunk like shit too. Sex was only possible b/c what she lacked in attractiveness I subsidized with violent sex. The type of shit that should be in the Old Testament.

Then she gave me chlamidya.

Civilize the mind but make savage the body.
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#13

Describe the ugliest/nastiest/fattest girl you've ever banged.

Quote: (01-23-2014 04:03 AM)WesternCancer Wrote:  

Your mom

That was actually my dad in drag. What can I say, the economy was tough at that time.

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#14

Describe the ugliest/nastiest/fattest girl you've ever banged.

Quote: (01-23-2014 04:00 AM)2Wycked Wrote:  

That being said, I eagerly await Tuthmosis' and Roosh's responses, hopefully in long, narrative format.

Quote: (01-23-2014 04:24 AM)nek Wrote:  

Alright I'll go:

I'll bite, then. I already told the story in another thread, but I'll paste it here for your reading enjoyment. I only got a BJ, so it may not count for the purposes of this thread.

Quote: (04-13-2012 10:11 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  

From my online experiences, I've run into a couple of secret fatties (one used old pictures from when she was legitimately hot) and a girl who had what appeared to have been second-degree burns over a large part of her body. They were healed, but left behind a papery, flakey appearance and feel to the skin. Imagine if you put school glue all over a part of the body and let it harden. I thought I noticed it right when we got to the venue, on her rather plump and nice tits, but kept gaming. In two of those cases--including the (literally) flakey girl--I still brought them back to the pad and went hard for the bang. The fatty was totally DTF, but held out because I know she knew I wouldn't call back (I didn't). If I'd hit her up once more, I woulda taxed.

I went for the bang on the flakey girl because I figured we'd both get something we wanted. I suspected she hadn't gotten much dick since whatever happened to her happened. And, I'd get the notch. She was pretty insistent on not banging, saying, "I'm not fucking you tonight." Instead, she gave me a rough, painful BJ.

I felt empty and horrible afterward and was like, "Tuthmosis, you have standards. You must start respecting them. You don't even know what the fuck that was. It could have been a disease." She left behind a puddle of visible skin flakes on my bed I had to vacuum up. I straightened out my act after that. I never caught anything, so concluded my first instinct was right: it was some sort of tragic accident.

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#15

Describe the ugliest/nastiest/fattest girl you've ever banged.

Touche. Did you ever find out what her condition was?

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#16

Describe the ugliest/nastiest/fattest girl you've ever banged.

The lowest I have ever banged was a 26y old HB6 single mother with a face of an 8 but with a scarred (bad hysterotomy) skinnyfat tummy.

Once - in a transition phase between blue and red pills I got depressed and thought that I should try low value girls as they could be "unspoiled" - so I reasoned back then. Tried to bang a chubby HB4, but she was reluctant to put out and after some 6-10 dates she got scared, labeled me a creep and almost accused me of harassment.

From this I learned the lesson that girls in 7-8 range are easier for me [Image: banana.gif] And safer!
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#17

Describe the ugliest/nastiest/fattest girl you've ever banged.

Sounds like sclerosis. Colleague has it, its awful.

Quote: (03-05-2016 02:42 PM)SudoRoot Wrote:  
Fuck this shit, I peace out.
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#18

Describe the ugliest/nastiest/fattest girl you've ever banged.

My sophomore year of college i screwed around with a large black girl.

She was crazy for sure. Cute face, but seriously could roll over and kill me.

Didn't go for a chick like that again.

Thankfully by senior year the 6-8 range was kinder to me.
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#19

Describe the ugliest/nastiest/fattest girl you've ever banged.

Never slummed. I actually had to stop sleeping with a few women because they put on weight. I have a super-developed sense of smell and I'll leave it at that.

I used to despise my dad because he was a total a-hole to my mother, nitpicking how she looked, etc. But I realized two things when I grew up:

1). I'm the same way.

2). My mother looks incredible and is super-healthy *because* my dad kept her in line, asshole that he is.

Just thought I'd slip some serious Red Pill knowledge in an otherwise silly discussion.
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#20

Describe the ugliest/nastiest/fattest girl you've ever banged.

While I think this thread should be buried deeply along with our memories of such trips, I'll throw my hat in the ring.

It's a tie between 2 girls SNL'd from online game. Both were cute 6's in clothes and makeup, no problem getting it up. But post-bang in the harsh fluorescent lights of a bathroom mirror or the cold hum of a hotel elevator, my skin was crawling.

Neither were fat. One was actually quite thing but had a fucked up chest bone and wide shoulder blades/shoulders. Poor genetics. Her upper body looked like one of the witches from the movie, Witches. I won't even post a pic because it's so disgusting. I didn't notice the night before but walking through the hotel with her in the morning was one of the most shameful experiences of my life.

The other one had a big hook nose and a gap in her teeth and was chubby. Again she looked fine all sussed up but completely naked and hair fucked up, makeup a mess, was a rough sight.

These bangs were particularly shameful for me because I was in and out a relationship with a tall thin blonde lingerie model. The contrast was harsh and I felt like shit banging these girls.

Feel like I was just in a confession booth telling y'all.
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#21

Describe the ugliest/nastiest/fattest girl you've ever banged.

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c'mon, you know you want to see.
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#22

Describe the ugliest/nastiest/fattest girl you've ever banged.

Quote: (01-23-2014 08:19 AM)frenchie Wrote:  

My sophomore year of college i screwed around with a large black girl.

She was crazy for sure. Cute face, but seriously could roll over and kill me.

Didn't go for a chick like that again.

Thankfully by senior year the 6-8 range was kinder to me.

Was this you?




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#23

Describe the ugliest/nastiest/fattest girl you've ever banged.

What I thought in the dark to be merely a bad waist-hip-ratio with a bit of a muffintop turned out to be a guntlike slab of stretch-marked skin left over from weight loss surgery. Breasts sagged out, too. Massive disappointment. She could have been a solid 7 easily.
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#24

Describe the ugliest/nastiest/fattest girl you've ever banged.

Quote: (01-23-2014 05:33 PM)commiejoe Wrote:  

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c'mon, you know you want to see.

I think this is gonna be a hard thread to get pics from. Aside from shame, most of these are gonna come from one-night stands heavily fueled by alcohol, so pictures were probably the last thing on anyone's mind during these types of escapades.

Civilize the mind but make savage the body.
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#25

Describe the ugliest/nastiest/fattest girl you've ever banged.

Quote: (01-23-2014 11:47 PM)nek Wrote:  

Quote: (01-23-2014 05:33 PM)commiejoe Wrote:  

[Image: thumb_thisthreadisworthlesswithoutp.gif]
c'mon, you know you want to see.

I think this is gonna be a hard thread to get pics from. Aside from shame, most of these are gonna come from one-night stands heavily fueled by alcohol, so pictures were probably the last thing on anyone's mind during these types of escapades.
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