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01-21-2014, 07:56 AM
I'd rather she frequently surprise me with blowjobs but whatever works I guess
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01-21-2014, 08:07 AM
The problem is this can never last "it's them vs everyone else" is the death sentence. No relationships are actually just two people. Relationships exist in society and society must be considered in the equation if the relationship is to succeed.
The man must challenge himself in the social sphere and prove to himself, his woman and to the rest of the world that he is a dominant alpha male with influence and meaning outside his home. Otherwise he loses his manliness.
The woman must have an outlet for her nurturing instincts or she will become cold and unpleasant. A woman must have children or she becomes crazy and/or loses her femininity.
No relationships are isolated 2-people islands. Relationships exist in society, society must be healthy and society must be gamed properly too, for relationships to prosper.
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01-21-2014, 09:32 AM
Sounds like the perfect relationship for a woman. Where's the part about "he bangs other chicks"?
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01-21-2014, 09:49 AM
That's fine, for 6 months when you're 22.
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01-21-2014, 10:11 AM
I cannot understand who wrote this. A woman would not have put such an emphasis on video games. A man would never wish for a girl who beats him at video games.
My best bet is a male to female transvestite.
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01-21-2014, 10:17 AM
wtf@ occasional blowjob in the morning? Occasional sounds like once a month. This is ideal?
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01-21-2014, 10:29 AM
Agree that it sounds like an early 20-somethings relationship. I can't see dudes that have their shit together in their 30's and beyond having relationships like this.
It seems too "equal". She whoops his ass in video games? Yeah right...
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01-21-2014, 10:57 AM
Quote: (01-21-2014 10:32 AM)Suits Wrote:
Quote: (01-21-2014 10:29 AM)Checkmat Wrote:
It seems too "equal". She whoops his ass in video games? Yeah right...
Judging by that line, clearly written by a woman. This is every modern woman's dream: being man's equal.
agreed, my flag was that 'facebook' is listed as a hobby. Fuck that disguise, facebook is a tool for those who have Gossip as a hobby.
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01-21-2014, 11:05 AM
Calling facebook a hobby is extremely perverse.
A "hobby" is supposed to be something that you do for fun that distinguishes you from most people and where you can unleash your unique type of creativity. Spending time updating statuses on site with billions of other users is not a hobby.
I lift weights 3 times a week, but I do not consider it to be a hobby - it is a necessity for health and fitness and everyone should be doing it.
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01-21-2014, 11:54 AM
Sounds claustrophobic to me. I think I am just set in my way. I just want sex and will spend a little time with the women if I am going to get sex. Besides that, I would rather do my own thing.
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01-21-2014, 01:14 PM
To be frank, relationships, if they were this, could be much worse.
However, when they're like this, they never stay like this. Girl loses attraction.
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01-21-2014, 01:37 PM
I like it, but I have never met a woman who would actually do this stuff. For most of them, the equality and reciprocation expressed in this article are just code words for "he behaves like a chump, and I use him in most regards".
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01-21-2014, 01:40 PM
This sounds really really boring...
Also interesting how the imagined shared "activities" involved hardly any real activity at all: watching movies, video games, eating, and drinking. Educated guess: author is a fatty.
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01-21-2014, 03:06 PM
I just found the post interesting. It's a sign of the times ...video games and Facebook. Assuming this couple is living together due to the dishes argument ...I'd put their age at about 28-34. Sad.
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01-21-2014, 03:51 PM
Wow, he must be the world's most uninteresting man.
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01-21-2014, 04:02 PM
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days off are spent having sex in the kitchen while he videotapes it
and e-mails links to his friends
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Hmm.. would you really do that with a girl who is this dedicated to you?
Aside from these two lines your version is much better.